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Dr. Jimbosaur, Esq. @jimbosaur.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Anthropomorphized Boston: "killlllll meeeee"

map of the City of Boston, illustrating Boston's truly ludicrous municipal borders, built through generations of consolidation and partition with no discernable master plan.

Dr. Jimbosaur, Esq. @jimbosaur.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Changing the line to "Wherefore art thou fucking Romeo" would probably make it easier to parse correctly for modern readers who don't know what "wherefore" means.

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Dr. Jimbosaur, Esq. @jimbosaur.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Massachusetts: The Home of College Football.

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Dr. Jimbosaur, Esq. @jimbosaur.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This was my first thought about the story too, that this should've been a story in the Berkshire Eagle or Hampshire Daily Gazette, etc., not a big national story in the Globe.

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Dr. Jimbosaur, Esq. @jimbosaur.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Revivalist Protestantism and its Consequences

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Dr. Jimbosaur, Esq. @jimbosaur.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Mamdani's style to this point has been largely "non-confrontational" on stuff like this, but he really needs to step in as the de facto leader of the party in NYC and say he won't work w/ any Brooklyn Dems officers elected or appointed through this corrupt framework. Declare them persona non grata.

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Dr. Jimbosaur, Esq. @jimbosaur.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

There's two interpretations of this headline. In one, DicussingFilm and/or THR don't know what "Old/Olde English" means. In the other, Robert Eggers is making an adaptation of Romeo & Juliet where they speak like Beowulf. I know which is more likely, and I know which one I'd like to be true.

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Dr. Jimbosaur, Esq. @jimbosaur.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Belgian Scientists Have Created The "Ultimate Man" AI Sex Bot

screenshot of Christopher Walken on SNL playing "The Continental" a European (?) man with a pencil mustache wearing a burgundy crushed velvet smoking jacket, white dress shirt, and silk ascot. he is holding the POV character's hand and staring lasciviously into the camera. they are standing in a lavishly decorated hotel room.

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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Democratic strategists: Ahhh! What's the right message!!?? Where do we moderate!?!? Jon Ossoff: This administration is horrible. I hate these people. We should put them in jail. I'm pissed Voters: This guy is cool Strategists: I can't figure it out!!!!!

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Dr. Jimbosaur, Esq. @jimbosaur.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

"Effective Altruism" going from "mosquito nets can save thousands of lives for literal pennies-on-the-life vs. more expensive & flashy interventions" to "quadrillions of hypothetical future humans' lives depend on my becoming a trillionaire" is maybe the most destructive shift of the 21st century.

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Dr. Jimbosaur, Esq. @jimbosaur.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I say this with all the respect I can muster for Aaron and the Bluesky team: They have absolutely NOT earned the necessary trust from the users of this site to get away with a nebulous, opaque, and subjective "toxicity rating" system. Nobody trusts that it will be applied fairly or productively.

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Dr. Jimbosaur, Esq. @jimbosaur.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Them: Oh, your culture "loves food" and "argues loudly a lot?" How original, LOL. Me, a New England WASP: haha, yeah, totally, we all definitely do that

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Dr. Jimbosaur, Esq. @jimbosaur.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Come for the on-point thoughts about evangelism, stay for the exegesis on the armadillo.

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Dr. Jimbosaur, Esq. @jimbosaur.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I'm gonna need some of my fellow politics-knowers to weigh in here: Is it "good" when your campaign pitch is indistinguishable from a terminally-unemployed 35 year old whose band is "just about to take off" begging his girlfriend not to dump him?

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Dr. Jimbosaur, Esq. @jimbosaur.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I'm choosing to believe Tuxedo Mask is a rabbit, and the ears are under the hat.

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Dr. Jimbosaur, Esq. @jimbosaur.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I suspected a bunch of Ed Sheeran's support artists would drop out over the Macklemore firing, but I hadn't realized that most of his openers AND his backing band were Irish. What exactly did he think was going to happen? I know he's just a Plastic Paddy, but you'd think even he would know better.

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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

the lesson from the right is not that their obsessions with trans volleyball, anti Haitian blood libel, or reversing the change in teen pregnancy rate are actually the well framed kitchen table issues of the volk but simply that political discourse becomes about things people say often and loudly

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Dr. Jimbosaur, Esq. @jimbosaur.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I do wonder if Ballmer has been spending the last couple days just sitting around his office, staring at the penalty announcement, and muttering to himself "motherfucking Kawhi, you couldn't have planted *one* goddamn tree for Aspiration? Shaken a *couple* vendors' hands for Daktronics? Fuck."

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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.

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Mark Paglia @markpaglia.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Having snagged a copy the first time it was in stock, I can authoritatively tell you that you don't want to miss out on this one.

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Dr. Jimbosaur, Esq. @jimbosaur.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

A Teddy Ruxpin haunted by the ghost of a man who wasn't allowed within 500 yards of a school.

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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,

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Dr. Jimbosaur, Esq. @jimbosaur.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Look, I get that this is Slotkin's lane (Agent of the Post-9/11 Surveillance State; Cheerleader for the Bush- & Obama-Era International Order), but this is a truly unhinged thing to believe, much less say in public.

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Jonathan Cohn @jonathancohn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Here is a premise. Kermit tries to keep a cast of characters under control backstage as they put on a variety show with a celebrity host.

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Dr. Jimbosaur, Esq. @jimbosaur.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

If he'll kill somebody for you, he's a Fed If he'll kill somebody for you, he's a Fed If he says "I'll do the crime, You just name the place and time." If he'll kill somebody for you, he's a Fed.

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Dr. Jimbosaur, Esq. @jimbosaur.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Jesus Christ, California, just do straight shots of apple cider vinegar like a respectable New England Yankee. The suffering is what makes it healthy.

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Dr. Jimbosaur, Esq. @jimbosaur.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

POPULAR FRONT. Say it with me now: POPULAR. FRONT. Say it again, like you mean it: POPULAR! FRONT!

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Dr. Jimbosaur, Esq. @jimbosaur.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I've said it before and I'll say it again: MASSACHUSETTS IS THE HOME OF COLLEGE FOOTBALL, BABY! A TRADITION LIKE NO OTHER! IT JUST MEANS MORE!

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Dr. Jimbosaur, Esq. @jimbosaur.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

This Crumpleton Bear was assigned to man the radio in the engine outside while most of the rest of his station house were inside when the towers fell. He lives with unspeakable survivor's guilt, and he can be yours for just 4 easy payments of $29.99, while supplies last

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Dr. Jimbosaur, Esq. @jimbosaur.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

An especially brutal dunk, since that field office is in the one city in America that has no use whatsoever for a Spirit Halloween (Salem, MA), much like it now has no use for soon-to-be-former Congressman Seth Moulton.

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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 02/09/2026

Seth Moulton ran the campaign Third Way has been asking for and

The results chart from Massachusetts showing Markey winning nearly every city by over 40 points

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Dr. Jimbosaur, Esq. @jimbosaur.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I didn't actually expect the NBA to give Ballmer the death penalty like they did with Don Sterling, but it would've been *extremely* funny for that to happen twice to the Clippers. Anyway, kudos @pablo.show and the PTFO team!

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Dr. Jimbosaur, Esq. @jimbosaur.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

There is a non-zero chance that Google accidentally(?) kills Jimmy Beast, with AI SponCon as the murder weapon. Honestly, it's the way he'd want to go.

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Dr. Jimbosaur, Esq. @jimbosaur.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

They are reportedly spending $300 MILLION American Dollars, PER EPISODE, and did not bother to hire a set or costume designer with any vision beyond "make sure this still looks like the theme parks, which is to say, exactly like the movies."

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Dr. Jimbosaur, Esq. @jimbosaur.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Get a sharpie and give him a speech bubble proclaiming the Shahada.

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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

logging on to the earnest high-info neurotics website every day during the everything going wrong decade: 'you know, the vibes here could be better'

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Benjamin McKean @blmckean.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

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Dr. Jimbosaur, Esq. @jimbosaur.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

One of the underratedly "comforting" (which is definitely the wrong word, but I'm stuck for an alt) things about his Presidency is the fact that he truly and fully does not respect or understand the idea of a "policy legacy." To him, "legacy" only ever means physical objects w/ his name on them.

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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

imagine an orphan crushing machine. i hate the machine and i hope we can dismantle it. but if the man who helped build the orphan crushing machine falls into it? buddy i’m gonna crack a smile.

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Dr. Jimbosaur, Esq. @jimbosaur.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Look, from a strictly realpolitik, "would these ghouls love the chance to make hay out of one of their public-facing goons getting merked?" perspective, he's probably not wrong. But also: lol, lmao, get fucked and cry some more you Nazi manlet.

bluesky post from Ron Filipkowski reading "former border patrol commander greg bovino says the trump admin pulled his security detail because they want him to be killed." included is a video of bovino sitting in a grey t-shirt behind a microphone on the tucker carlson show, whining about losing his security detail.

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Dr. Jimbosaur, Esq. @jimbosaur.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

You can't have a meaningless game in a sport with as high an injury rate as NFL football. No amount of "Conference pride" (which is not and has never been A Thing) is going to make a guy risk his career going all-out to stop a runner or jump for a contested ball.

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Dr. Jimbosaur, Esq. @jimbosaur.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Special Agents Fox Mouser and Dana Squirrelly are maybe my new favorite Branson Reese creations. Instantly iconic additions to the Swan Boy Universe.

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Dr. Jimbosaur, Esq. @jimbosaur.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Refried Roko's Basilisk, which is itself just Pascal's Wager for Reddit Atheists.

bluesky post from @hailey.at reading "bsky isnt ready for this but, if you need a reason to not use words like "clanker" that isn't "well its kinda not a great thing to do" (it isn't) imagine this:

future model that has you in its training data, knows you posted that word online with joy, and denies your insurance claim as a result"

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