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captaintrips1978.bsky.social @captaintrips1978.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
On a scale of 1-10, how serious/imminent?
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captaintrips1978.bsky.social @captaintrips1978.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I had an aneurysm when my classmate told me he lost $800 on Thursday night football, because that’s more than I spend on food on an entire semester
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
B J Day United States, Census, 1900
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 28/08/2026
Obviously fuck Milo, but the glee with which these people take in just destroying others’ lives indiscriminately is just breathtaking. It’s like none of these people understand consequences or the motivating power of vengeance. They’re racking up bad karma just as quick as they’re stealing money.
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captaintrips1978.bsky.social @captaintrips1978.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
He’s aged shockingly badly
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.
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captaintrips1978.bsky.social @captaintrips1978.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
My jaw dropped when he said “I don’t regret anything in my life”
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captaintrips1978.bsky.social @captaintrips1978.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I don’t want to hide a fish in my roommate’s bed while he’s out of town
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
It's Little Tiny Ass Dick Month. If you celebrate, you probably got a stupid ass nasty little dick. Go fuck your self
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
“Hey there’s a deadly virus going around, let’s not stand close together and let’s wear a little mask like a doctor does for a little while, if we all do it at the same time it’ll help” “YOU’RE RUINING MY LIFE! I HATE YOU!”
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Rural Anarchy @ruralanarchy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Rough week for Grahams regarding the US Senate.
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
this guy isnt even anything special scandals aside. why stick your neck out for him this far unless you just flat out don't think any of this stuff counts as assault
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
may all the so called journalists trying to poke holes in racicot's story and coming up with stuff like "her door was unlocked" never ever live this down
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thepowerbroker.bsky.social @thepowerbroker.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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Snowden St. @snowden.st · 07/07/2026
we have to honor people Taking The L if we want a better world, firmly convicted of this
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 06/07/2026
He lied about every single thing. Everyday. He ran knowing full well who he is while presenting himself as someone else (poorly). He wasted everyone’s time & money & shattered people’s credibility. He used the political process as a vanity project to the detriment of the folks he wanted to represent
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captaintrips1978.bsky.social @captaintrips1978.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
You should lose all of your money. Become penniless over night. By your own logic, that’s an EXTREMELY good thing
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captaintrips1978.bsky.social @captaintrips1978.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Hell, at least with heroin, they’re getting something that will dull their pain
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captaintrips1978.bsky.social @captaintrips1978.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
So, they aren’t getting anything out of it. With a luxury vehicle or fast food, you’re at least getting something you can eat or resell
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captaintrips1978.bsky.social @captaintrips1978.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I mean, those things all have value at least. Or in the case of a vacation, you’re getting a travel experience. Gambling is just evaporating money
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captaintrips1978.bsky.social @captaintrips1978.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
What do you consider to be worse than gambling, out of curiosity?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/06/2026
Local Church Opens Doors To Any Single Mothers In Need Of Judgment theonion.com/local-church-opens-doo…
Local Church Opens Doors To Any Single Mothers In Need Of Judgment
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captaintrips1978.bsky.social @captaintrips1978.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Self-censorship is a sin
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Mad Dr. Jimbosaur, Espooky. @jimbosaur.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Clearly, authors should emulate that least-problematic of all novelists, Ernest Hemingway.
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Kara BOOOOOchanan 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @magicariot.com · 21/06/2026
do you like my new smart watch it's smart because it doesn't connect to any networks or accounts and it has no AI and it doesn't track me or sell my personal information and it's just a watch and it costs like $22 and its battery lasts seven years
A photo of a classic black Casio F-91W digital watch on my wrist
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captaintrips1978.bsky.social @captaintrips1978.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
God, the weirdest cultural difference between our countries might be that what you call “public schools” are called “private schools” here. Your “grammar schools” are our “private schools”
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Soren Bowie @sorenbowie.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Whenever you get the urge to fight with an account and the picture is a guy with sunglasses sitting in his car, remember that’s the least embarrassing background he has available to him and the damage is already long done.
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captaintrips1978.bsky.social @captaintrips1978.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Just the baseline stuff. It’s FINE. Nothing to see here. Definitely nothing to be concerned over
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captaintrips1978.bsky.social @captaintrips1978.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Okay, I fact checked myself & it looks like this might be an exaggeration. He was there, but apparently not when the really bad shit was happening
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captaintrips1978.bsky.social @captaintrips1978.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Wasn’t he an Abu Gharib guard? Like, I get that he didn’t necessarily have a choice where he was stationed. But like, holy shit talk about a red flag
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The Gray Matters Report @graymattersrep.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
starting to think they're giving him a phone that only connects to someone in another room doing accents
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captaintrips1978.bsky.social @captaintrips1978.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Uh…
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captaintrips1978.bsky.social @captaintrips1978.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Cousin fucker Billy (from the track) It’s just one of those nicknames you get stuck with regardless of how accurate it is
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captaintrips1978.bsky.social @captaintrips1978.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I like to think it’s like It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia and Kaitlyn Villars is their version of Rickety Cricket
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captaintrips1978.bsky.social @captaintrips1978.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I also like to think they had to distinguish between a different cousin fucker Billy who is unaffiliated with the track, and that guy is fine
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captaintrips1978.bsky.social @captaintrips1978.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
God, imagine if these aren’t *customers* who are banned for life. What if this is a “do not hire” list of previous employees?
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captaintrips1978.bsky.social @captaintrips1978.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
But back to serious business, the single names REALLY have me wondering. Those seem to be regular patrons who previously had a good relationship with the bar & then did something to sour those good terms. Or maybe they are ex employees who got fired. Or you’re not allowed to return once you quit
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captaintrips1978.bsky.social @captaintrips1978.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Side note: I have a distant relative who is a REALLY nice kid. Also has a BRILLIANT mind. One of the smartest people I’ve ever met. Unfortunately, he looks exactly like Garth in that movie & now I can’t unsee it
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captaintrips1978.bsky.social @captaintrips1978.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Did Brandon get banned for being a firefighter? Was Mitch banned for something relatively normal but they couldn’t think of a better way to describe him other than “child molester”? (The existence of “cousin fucker Billy (from the track”) means this is a possibility)
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captaintrips1978.bsky.social @captaintrips1978.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
This gets more & more beautiful the longer you look at it. Some of the parentheticals seem to be the crime that got them banned but others are just identifiers.
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captaintrips1978.bsky.social @captaintrips1978.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Maybe he’s banned because he’s a track employee but then he went & earned a double ban for fucking his cousin. Idk. I should not have looked at this list before going to bed, I was up thinking about it for hours
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captaintrips1978.bsky.social @captaintrips1978.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Maybe he’s not an employee, just a guy who hangs out at the track
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
guys i know it’s really hard but this phenomenon is not specific to conservatives and we all need to start being really brave and honest about that bc otherwise we are fucked.
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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
i begin every job resumé with ‘by the time you read this i’ll be dead’
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captaintrips1978.bsky.social @captaintrips1978.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I thought your GPS said “dumbass drive” for a second lmao
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captaintrips1978.bsky.social @captaintrips1978.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
“What do you call an artificially manufactured moral panic about trans people?” “Astro-terfing”
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
thank god we have kelly. this is such a perfectly phrased reminder of something i’ve been ruminating on a lot lately. this hit me like a lightning bolt. stop inviting people to surrender.
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captaintrips1978.bsky.social @captaintrips1978.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Also, ever since Marvel moved to the Atlanta area, it’s not even a “mostly black city”
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captaintrips1978.bsky.social @captaintrips1978.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Like, even the MAGA crowd spends WAY more time thinking about Chicago & LA than they do thinking about Atlanta
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