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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
they tamed the west and now i haven't a purpose, partner
Sad cowboy emoji
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
(needs glasses voice): now THIS is epic
Eric
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
sorry to break the news
football player injury announcement with caption no more cumming for rest of year
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
all my worst drafts are just jokes i never came up with
Iheart radio ad, do something with that
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Bluey poster that says "for decades Australia has maintained a dehumanising series of detention centres for refugees"
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
you seen the shit the voyager scientists were saying about us to aliens
image of 3 humans eating and drinking that was encoded on voyager's golden record
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
maim is aimed to be an improved scrot.
1.1.2.1 maim

maim is aimed to be an improved scrot.
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Devil on the loose in Australia after 'abnormally large leap'
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
crab man hold this beer:
big L
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
need one of these for lemongrass ginger tea
beer hat with straw
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Bookmarking this. Really well explained.
DontMindMyAgent posting "Bookmarking this. Really well explained." 3x on its timeline
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
working on a new theory of political conflict
political compass

left axis: movies are not real
right axis: movies are real
top axis: nothing is a joke
bottom axis: everything in a joke
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
cat saluting emoji
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
everyone check this out:
a minion sticking their tongue out
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
crab man tweets:
10 Hours of Jingling Keys
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
some of y'all:
top half of the word 'y'all'
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
be so fucking fr rn
Noun

baguette magique f (plural baguettes magiques)

   1. magic wand
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
stock image of real ingredients
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Racism allegations could derail right-wing populist Nigel Farage's bid to become Britain's next PM
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
out of focus possum before a sunset ocean
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
basically it's like this to society rn
And da strangest thing was that I trusted you 😪😤

Kid from Stranger Things giving the finger. I do not remember the name
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
i believe they are weak to Desire
Suffix, Counter
3. counter for buddhas
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
is this what you animals want
amphora
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Lord of the Rings Fellowship of the Ring poster with the title "Laura Ty Ringo: Fae Lou Shri Poe Darren's"
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
a close up of the unamused man's face
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
mine fæce hwenne a numbre of flatte frogges rainne upon mine fieldes
a medieval depiction of a series of frogs beside an unamused man
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
don't think i'll
write an erotic story in only 3 words
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
i think you know
small town road
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Crab Man
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
i shall inform the wizard's council
orbs are now on mobile
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
sickos "yes.... hahaha YES"
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
a cat reaching into a sink for a drink of water. its tongue is out and its head is directly under the tap, spilling water all over
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
what no riches does to a mf
a pauper
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
albino wallaby, regular arms. using them to hold a stick in a field of flowers
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
albino wallaby
albino wallaby hops
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
big w
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
this mf would have loved klarna
J. Wellington Wimpy, of Popeye fame
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
for context
profile of swedish guy called björk who took a japanese identity
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
every day brings new choices martha beck said that
every day brings new choices martha beck
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
day 1 becoming an autodidact
wiki article for 'aardvark'
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
look out he's evil
devilish turtle
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
great now the silly draft i wrote last night is Politics. pitbull was right
(guy walking into a proctologist's office): i have a disease of the ass
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
now that he's infallible this is canon
a tweet from the new pope stating charlie brown had hoes
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
making friends online
1.1k comments, 327 quotes, 1 like
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
crab man's hands look like this so mine can look like this
crabhands holding 10 dollars
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
The phrase "it's always crab man's birthday somewhere in the world" suggests that there is always a celebration or reason to enjoy life, similar to how people celebrate birthdays. It reflects a lighthearted attitude, implying that no matter where you are, there's always an opportunity for joy and festivity, much like enjoying a crab boil.
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
showber
cat under tap tongue happy
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
look at my lawyer dawg, i am getting off scot-free
a dog in a suit: ray treever attorney at paw
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
mulder and scully serving looks and it says "the truth is we out here"
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