Reposted by Cand1deJohn Hollinger @johnhollinger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026A little too dismissive of the Pero Antic years for my tastes 4323
Reposted by Cand1deMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 28/09/2026Last month, we refurbished 10 tennis courts in Crotona Park — the only public tennis courts in the Bronx with lights for night play. We stopped by recently to see how things were going. Thank you to NYJTL, USTA and Yonex for helping us deliver high-quality public spaces that New Yorkers deserve. 265138992367
Reposted by Cand1dedeuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 28/09/2026He dinnae like Mondays he dinnae like nermal 222938
Reposted by Cand1derev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 03/07/2026american evangelical christianity is more or less antinomian. it lacks any moral requirements which cannot be instantaneously and privately absolved, does not require that you be catechized by anything other than John 3:16, and ratifies every impulse which you might have. 1765082
Reposted by Cand1deGOP Delenda Est @qed2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026they are not remotely prepared for their ethic to be correct, and can only get away with holding that view because the rest of us don't 1622
Reposted by Cand1deAmanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Every crowd shot of Packers fans looks like they’re being shown video of their pets being tortured 917512
Reposted by Cand1deCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I missed that last part, too funny 227732
Reposted by Cand1deThe Falcoholic @thefalcoholic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"Just don't be mediocre again this year," I cried. The great gears of the universe began moving ominously 611210
Reposted by Cand1deKylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The next Democratic president is going to pull the credentials Trump gave to some outlet called Crypto Newz with Da Rape Boyz and people will act like this is exactly like what Trump's doing now 038452
Reposted by Cand1deCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Imagine believing Trump was gonna cut you a check lmao 42009
Reposted by Cand1deActing the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices 814243716
Reposted by Cand1deRanged Touch @rangedtouch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Manwë told me Melkor keeps harrying the Firstborn of Ilúvatar so I asked how many Elves he has and he said he just goes to Middle-Earth and invites more Elves on the Great Journey so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding the Quendi to Morgoth and then Nienna started crying. 1398102
Reposted by Cand1deGood Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026This is just people praying to a real guy instead of God 1319429
Reposted by Cand1deTimmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 16/09/2026Beer isn't addictive. It makes you more sociable and is a great way to spend time with friends. That's why I have eight of them a day: because I love talking to my friends so much 201670138
Reposted by Cand1deDarryl Mott @gamerstavernshow.com · 16/09/2026"Your brains stop developing at age 25" was a press misrepresentation of a study. They wanted to see if brains continued to develop after adolescence, so the study was capped at age 25. A later study with a wider subject pool showed that brains are ALWAYS developing our whole lives. 2225821129
Reposted by Cand1deLupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 16/09/2026The other week I went to the theater & saw Oh Brother, Where Art Thou because I thought it’d be cute after seeing The Odyssey & what I came away feeling was an indescribable emotion I haven’t felt since watching Sinners, of being fully immersed, enthralled & entertained by every element of a film. 68119067
Reposted by Cand1deone dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 15/09/2026BREAKING: Ed Sheeran overcorrects, joins Hezbollah 222323469
Reposted by Cand1deNadia @farewellruins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026perfect convergence of writing, localization, and voice acting. a beautiful gift of a line read. 3489184
Reposted by Cand1deCalvin Lin @calvinloveinternet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The best part of being an artist is that you can just draw whatever dumb idea comes to your head at 1am 147206345675
Reposted by Cand1deBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The Onion has created a machine that will kill everyone on Earth that is coincidentally running out of money and the only way to slow it down is if my staff and I take a six-week vacation to Cabo San Lucas. 230113251303
Reposted by Cand1derob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 11/09/2026"I'm Chinese," Trump told a cheering crowd in Brownswamp, GA. "I'm a farmer. A lot of people don't know that, they don't. I'm from Guizhou province. It's very rural. Very beautiful, but rural, in my town of Wanfenglin. The other day I looked around and I said, My life is really a Big Dream." 219727
Reposted by Cand1deNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 10/09/2026had the potentially week-ruining thought-bomb "Meesa Charlie Kirk," luckily I was able to quarantine it before I started singing it to the song tune, or generating additional lyrics 214822
Reposted by Cand1deskáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026if computer am real am me real to 11057
Reposted by Cand1derob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 03/09/2026340-pound cop reading flock data that his wife just pulled out of little caesers at 5:58pm and pumping his fist 161251
Reposted by Cand1deweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 01/09/2026So funny watching the media try to write 2000's era Grand Theft Auto Outrage articles now that the whole country is a casino run by murderers. 65114862261
Reposted by Cand1deae @aelkus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026its frustrating for people who want deeper ideas and solutions but there's also no way to make a country idiot-proof 423320
Reposted by Cand1dePhil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 29/08/2026A truck carrying an estimated 40,000 pounds of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer was stolen in Montclair in what may be the biggest beer heist everabcnews.comBeer heist: Thieves steal truck carrying roughly 40K pounds of Pabst Blue RibbonA truck carrying an estimated 40,000 pounds of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer was stolen in California in what may be the biggest beer heist ever. 2511152203
Reposted by Cand1dedeuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Chani: tell me of the dressings of your home world Paul: well you got ranch, buttermilk ranch, peppercorn ranch, balsamic vinaigrette, green goddess, thousand island- Chani: what is this ‘island’ Paul: don’t ever interrupt me 3924122
Reposted by Cand1deRich @rich335.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Thankfully my nft of the silmarils is still intact after melkor stole them 0784
Reposted by Cand1derob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 19/08/2026weapon-locked GTA 6 mission where you have to record a pro-israel tiktok with the grandson of cuban immigrants 09110
Reposted by Cand1deNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 16/08/2026(pointing at Dobby while teaching my toddler words) Slave. Slaaavvveee 012212
Reposted by Cand1demerritt @merrittk.com · 21/08/2026the hatred towards my use of AI on this website has unfortunately forced me to return to X, where i can always find civilized conversation with users like basedracist88 and The Gentleman Bitch Strangler 71859216
Cand1de @cand1de.bsky.social · 18/08/2026One Battle after Another's portrayal of black women as sexualized caricatures who can't get enough of their white boys was downright creepy to me. Couldn't get past it. 000
Reposted by Cand1deAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 18/08/2026Ossoff on why he invoked Natalie Harp during his speech: "We're in wartime. The commander in chief has mired us in this geopolitical disaster. People have lost their lives ... and he retreats into this bubble of West Wing aides who are his security blanket to make him feel good about himself" 411159553940
Cand1de @cand1de.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Steven Cheung is extremely lucky to have become famous in a "kindness wins" era because looking like that would have gotten him bullied into ending his own life 20 years ago. Him and fetterman really pushing the limits of tolerance. 110
Reposted by Cand1deAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 16/08/2026Ossoff says that Trump doesn’t want to do his job but wants to “travel with Natalie” 38692882165
Reposted by Cand1deSridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 15/08/2026[Trying to impress a woman at the bar] Ow. Ouch. My fucking back. Did I fall from Heaven? 248631
Reposted by Cand1delocal blogger @fergoe.blacksky.app · 15/08/2026I thought blowing a 17 point lead at home in the NFC Championship would've been the low point for disappointment. How naive I was. 0191
Reposted by Cand1depixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 13/08/2026 14294081140
Reposted by Cand1deZach @highmynameishi.bsky.social · 11/08/2026The obvious matchup will be the big homecoming game for the beloved player, some would argue fave of the franchise they just traded away last season. Thats right I’m talking about the Portland Trailblazers and Vit Krejci 191
Reposted by Cand1dedr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 10/08/2026y'all honkies need to find me funnier 212495
Reposted by Cand1deMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 10/08/2026If it looks like an Amazon delivery and drives like an Amazon delivery, then it's an Amazon delivery, right? Not according to Amazon. Big companies like Amazon have built a vast network of subcontractors who deliver their packages while shielding them from accountability. 904378149488
Reposted by Cand1derob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 10/08/2026le chiffre: huh, this Coke tastes funny.. chinese james bond: (winking at camera) 0542
Reposted by Cand1dehorse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I find it kind of funny I find it kind of sad the grunts and squeals for Muncher were provided by Josh Gad 658473
