Reposted by Cand1deRobby Kalland @rkalland.bsky.social · 9htell you what i'd do man, play two qbs at the same time 1155366
Cand1de @cand1de.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Ty Jerome vs Corey Kispert: Stoppable force vs Movable Object #TrueToAtlanta 000
Reposted by Cand1deRegime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Sorry, not sorry, not going to care about Brazil because I grew up with an alcoholic, psychologically abusive father in constant state of distress, anxiety and worry about the future. Hearing the key in the door every evening was my own 'Brazil' for almost 20 years. 715910
Reposted by Cand1deMatt @mbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Me, to Walt Weiss and the bullpen 0194
Reposted by Cand1deAtlanta Braves @bravesbot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026DIDIER. FUENTES. 🫡 #LetItFly 010015
Reposted by Cand1deAndrew D Thaler @drandrewthaler.bsky.social · 04/10/2026No matter how bleak things may seem, just remember that in the 1960s the US Coast Guard received reems of earnest letters begging them to save those poor castaways on Gilligan's Island. 17649108
Reposted by Cand1deBaseball GIFs @baseballgifs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Ozzie Albies gives the Braves a 5-0 lead with a 2-run shot 25321
Reposted by Cand1deJohn Hollinger @johnhollinger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026A little too dismissive of the Pero Antic years for my tastes 4333
Reposted by Cand1deMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 28/09/2026Last month, we refurbished 10 tennis courts in Crotona Park — the only public tennis courts in the Bronx with lights for night play. We stopped by recently to see how things were going. Thank you to NYJTL, USTA and Yonex for helping us deliver high-quality public spaces that New Yorkers deserve. 264139342382
Reposted by Cand1decorpse eating dog @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 28/09/2026He dinnae like Mondays he dinnae like nermal 223138
Reposted by Cand1derev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 03/07/2026american evangelical christianity is more or less antinomian. it lacks any moral requirements which cannot be instantaneously and privately absolved, does not require that you be catechized by anything other than John 3:16, and ratifies every impulse which you might have. 1764981
Reposted by Cand1deGOP Delenda Est @qed2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026they are not remotely prepared for their ethic to be correct, and can only get away with holding that view because the rest of us don't 1622
Reposted by Cand1deAmanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Every crowd shot of Packers fans looks like they’re being shown video of their pets being tortured 917512
Reposted by Cand1deCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I missed that last part, too funny 227832
Reposted by Cand1deThe Falcoholic @thefalcoholic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"Just don't be mediocre again this year," I cried. The great gears of the universe began moving ominously 611210
Reposted by Cand1deInnsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The next Democratic president is going to pull the credentials Trump gave to some outlet called Crypto Newz with Da Rape Boyz and people will act like this is exactly like what Trump's doing now 038352
Reposted by Cand1deCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Imagine believing Trump was gonna cut you a check lmao 41999
Reposted by Cand1deActing the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices 814244719
Reposted by Cand1deRanged Touch @rangedtouch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Manwë told me Melkor keeps harrying the Firstborn of Ilúvatar so I asked how many Elves he has and he said he just goes to Middle-Earth and invites more Elves on the Great Journey so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding the Quendi to Morgoth and then Nienna started crying. 1398102
Reposted by Cand1deGood Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026This is just people praying to a real guy instead of God 1319429
Reposted by Cand1deKill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 16/09/2026Beer isn't addictive. It makes you more sociable and is a great way to spend time with friends. That's why I have eight of them a day: because I love talking to my friends so much 191669138
Reposted by Cand1deDarryl Mott @gamerstavernshow.com · 16/09/2026"Your brains stop developing at age 25" was a press misrepresentation of a study. They wanted to see if brains continued to develop after adolescence, so the study was capped at age 25. A later study with a wider subject pool showed that brains are ALWAYS developing our whole lives. 2125781127
Reposted by Cand1deLupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 16/09/2026The other week I went to the theater & saw Oh Brother, Where Art Thou because I thought it’d be cute after seeing The Odyssey & what I came away feeling was an indescribable emotion I haven’t felt since watching Sinners, of being fully immersed, enthralled & entertained by every element of a film. 68119067
Reposted by Cand1deone dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 15/09/2026BREAKING: Ed Sheeran overcorrects, joins Hezbollah 232321469
Reposted by Cand1deNadia @farewellruins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026perfect convergence of writing, localization, and voice acting. a beautiful gift of a line read. 3487184
Reposted by Cand1deCalvin Lin @calvinloveinternet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The best part of being an artist is that you can just draw whatever dumb idea comes to your head at 1am 147206445684
Cand1de @cand1de.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Cooper can't move and can't throw beyond the sticks. What are we even doing 010
Reposted by Cand1deBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The Onion has created a machine that will kill everyone on Earth that is coincidentally running out of money and the only way to slow it down is if my staff and I take a six-week vacation to Cabo San Lucas. 230113161300
Reposted by Cand1derob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 11/09/2026"I'm Chinese," Trump told a cheering crowd in Brownswamp, GA. "I'm a farmer. A lot of people don't know that, they don't. I'm from Guizhou province. It's very rural. Very beautiful, but rural, in my town of Wanfenglin. The other day I looked around and I said, My life is really a Big Dream." 219727
Reposted by Cand1deNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 10/09/2026had the potentially week-ruining thought-bomb "Meesa Charlie Kirk," luckily I was able to quarantine it before I started singing it to the song tune, or generating additional lyrics 214822
Cand1de @cand1de.bsky.social · 10/09/2026When you throw a tantrum about the downfall of western civilization every time there's a black guy in a McDonald's ad or cracker barrel changes its logo, it becomes difficult to take threats of a "civil war" seriously. 0293
Reposted by Cand1deskáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026if computer am real am me real to 11057
Reposted by Cand1derob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 03/09/2026340-pound cop reading flock data that his wife just pulled out of little caesers at 5:58pm and pumping his fist 161051
Reposted by Cand1deweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 01/09/2026So funny watching the media try to write 2000's era Grand Theft Auto Outrage articles now that the whole country is a casino run by murderers. 65114782260
Reposted by Cand1deae @aelkus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026its frustrating for people who want deeper ideas and solutions but there's also no way to make a country idiot-proof 423420
Reposted by Cand1dePhil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 29/08/2026A truck carrying an estimated 40,000 pounds of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer was stolen in Montclair in what may be the biggest beer heist everabcnews.comBeer heist: Thieves steal truck carrying roughly 40K pounds of Pabst Blue RibbonA truck carrying an estimated 40,000 pounds of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer was stolen in California in what may be the biggest beer heist ever. 2491151203
Reposted by Cand1decorpse eating dog @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Chani: tell me of the dressings of your home world Paul: well you got ranch, buttermilk ranch, peppercorn ranch, balsamic vinaigrette, green goddess, thousand island- Chani: what is this ‘island’ Paul: don’t ever interrupt me 3924122
Cand1de @cand1de.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Part of their problem was screaming about a civil war for the 800th time when the previous casus belli happened to be Cracker Barrel changing its logo. 000
Reposted by Cand1deRich @rich335.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Thankfully my nft of the silmarils is still intact after melkor stole them 0784
