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He/him/his if I’m picking from a list, but if you used they/them/their I would literally never notice you were doing it

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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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Marc Laming all singing, all dancing comics guy. @marclaming.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Since it's now out in the wild here's my cover for mass market edition of Dan dare: First Contact (written by @alexdecampi.bsky.social ). How great are @michaelrbwoods.bsky.social's colours!
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*blackadder theme* His head is bigger than a fence He breathes, and everything gets warmer His urge to trample represents A nation's nuclear war trauma Godzilla! Godzilla! The scourge of beast and man! Godzilla! Godzilla! He's flattening Japan!
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cadwalen @cadwalen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The last line of Dafydd Iwan’s version of Mae Gen I Iâr a Cheiliog is definitely dirty but I can’t figure out how
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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 24/09/2026
Ella Langley & Tucker Wetmore are dating, PEOPLE reports.
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cadwalen @cadwalen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My favourite one was the crypto bro, I laughed out loud during a meeting and had to pretend the quarterly reports were funny
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Steve is trying to get up for work. He's late.
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Dustrial @dustrial.net · 20/09/2026
not sure which is better, this or the mitch pic with footballs
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cadwalen @cadwalen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“The promoter told Green Day in advance that they wouldn’t allow us to play, that we were inappropriate; Green Day’s response to the promoter was that if we didn’t play, they wouldn’t play. The promoter backed down” magnetmagazine.com/2009/04/08/m...
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Memoir: Pansy Division's Jon Ginoli - Magnet Magazine
Pansy Division was an openly gay rock band at a time when the very notion of an openly gay rock band seemed shocking and political. And the early ’90s weren’t even that long ago. Pansy Division is sti...
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cadwalen @cadwalen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Slightly mischievous headline but still basically true and hilarious
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Stabbing Guy Meme

the pic is done in a somewhat realistic cartoon/animated style

on the left is a man with brown hair, brown mustache, and orange shirt. he has both arms raised out in front of him as if to ward off or defend against an attacker. this man has text over his head that reads "Me trying not to eat a bunch of cheese"

on the right is another man and he looks like a straight up bad apple. he is wearing blue jeans and a lighter blue 3/4 zip (i am estimating here). he has blonde hair and a blonde goatee but he has the traditional male pattern baldness. he looks to be advancing towards the defending man and in his right hand, he is holding a knife threateningly. this man also has text laid over him that reads "A bunch of cheese"
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mr. Bedtime @InternetHippo

I stepped away from my computer for a moment. When I returned, it was building something. I did not ask it to do this. We're not ready for what's coming

(picture of windows 3d pipes screen saver)
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Natacha @natacha.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Six men wanted by the police after far right riots in Portsmouth
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cadwalen @cadwalen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
youtu.be/fwFG6t2ud8Y Still my favourite Burmese song
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ရန်ကုန်သားလေးကျွန်တော် လွှမ်းမိုး Yangon Tharlay Kyanaw(Hlwan Moe)(Lyric video)
YouTube video by Music Fan
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
me: one pill please pill bottle: 37 me: no just one please pill bottle: 37 me: please only one pi- pill bottle: SILICA PACKET
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cadwalen @cadwalen.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Madelines don’t smell
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Doug Aoki 青木定夫 @nantanreikan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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cadwalen @cadwalen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Lowkey conspiracy theory: the biggest Democrat Party donors don’t particularly want them to win. What they’re actually paying for is to ensure the two-party system stays entrenched to shut out anyone with policies that actually help the other 99%.
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.
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cadwalen @cadwalen.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
…or as always you can be Ronnie Hotdogs
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Politics UK @politicsuk.com · 21/08/2026
🚨 NEW: The criminal investigation into Peter Mandelson is at risk of collapse because the US won't share the unredacted Epstein files [@Telegraph]
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cadwalen @cadwalen.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Some shampoo I found in the supermarket and darth maul
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 20/08/2026
One thing I wish people would realize is just how central JK Rowling is to the entire anti-trans ecosystem. Looking at a network node analysis of the top 200 anti-trans X accounts, she is the most central figure spanning both sides of the Atlantic from Republicans to Labour.
A network graph visualization on a dark background showing connections between various accounts. The central, highly connected node is labeled "J.K. Rowling," with lines radiating out to many other nodes color-coded by region (UK, US, etc.). A detail panel on the right displays stats for her account, including her role as "Author & commentator," an in-degree of 153, an out-degree of 84, and 14 million followers.A scatter plot graph on a dark background comparing accounts based on "followers (log)" on the x-axis and "in-degree" on the y-axis. The data points are color-coded by region. J.K. Rowling is highlighted as a major outlier in the top right corner, possessing the highest number of followers and the highest in-degree. Other labeled points lower on the graph include various politicians, individuals, and campaign organizations.
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cadwalen @cadwalen.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Another day, another AI bro on LinkedIn spaffing on about how amazing it is that his model of choice was able to reproduce something from its training set with only a small amount of extra prompting and a dozen obvious flaws
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Davey Jones @daveyjones.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
You may disagree with Nigel Farage, but we haven't seen political statesmanship of such gravitas since Harold Macmillan challenged Muffin the Mule to a wanking competition
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 02/08/2026
Median UK voter in 2026, as predicted by Hugh Laurie some decades ago:
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My father was a Conservative...

...my mother voted Labour...

...so suppose, by rights, ought
to be a Liberal Democrat...

...but in actual fact, I'm a Nazi!
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Matt Ghoulberg @mattgoldberg.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Dead Internet Theory in practice.
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 27/07/2026
If you put together the season posters for Reacher they tell the story of a large man who can't remember where he put his keys.
Reacher Season 1 Poster. "Did I leave them in the bedroom?"Reacher Season 2, "No, I checked the bedroom. Did I leave them in the bathroom?"Reacher Season 3. "No, I checked the bathroom. Hey, have you seen my keys?"
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Alex Selby-Boothroyd @alexselbyb.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Andy Burnham joins Robert Peel, Gordon Brown and Liz Truss on a list of prime ministers whose surnames are also culinary imperatives
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Changa_Husky @changa.gay · 19/07/2026
Years ago, Reuters had a cock up with their internal correction system and made this glorious article about Bees where they replaced "The Queen" with "Queen Elizabeth"
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cadwalen @cadwalen.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I remain convinced that OpenAI and Anthropic both have bots and shills going round trying to guilt everyone into labelling all images for their training data.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Dang they really got a category for everything
THR
The Hollywood Reporter *
@THR
Louis C.K. Wins Grammy for First Special Since Sexual Misconduct Allegations
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 19/07/2023
Under a Binface government, anyone who doesn’t accept human-made climate change as fact will be sent back to school, from Year 1 right the way to A Levels, to see if anything goes in the second time round. #VoteBinface
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cadwalen @cadwalen.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
IMPORTANT NEWS I have just learned that the Khmer for “bear” translates literally as “bee-tiger”.
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cadwalen @cadwalen.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
A few years ago but I’ve only just learned about it. Republicans voted to block an investigation into illegal funneling of foreign (1MDB) money *to the Democratic Party*. How deep must they be in it, that they’d prefer the whole topic to just go away? www.opensecrets.org/news/2019/05...
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
They tell me I’m uncultured, but I’ll always recognise a bit of Beethoven.
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Pure Chaos Central @chaoscentral.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Realistic Cat Lego #PCC #Cat #Caturday #Catsofbluesky
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ً @zan.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
dreamcast forever 🌀
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𝕯𝖆𝖓🍂🎃🕸️ @arepublic86.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Magical timelapse. From astronaut Chris Williams, ISS.
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cadwalen @cadwalen.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Spider-Ant was an ordinary ant who was bitten by a radioactive spider and gained the powers of a spider Spider-Ant is shit but at least he’s not AI
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ma_danni_Lex @glitterstrands.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
mad how the defining cultural image of Steamboat Willie is Mickey whistling and driving the boat, and not the bit where he plays a pig's nipples as a musical instrument while it shrieks in pain
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Mark GJ @brokentv.uk · 26/06/2026
The words "You Wouldn't Own a Film" in the "You Wouldn't Steal a Car" style from the shite 00s anti-piracy adverts.
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cadwalen @cadwalen.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Why not cool down with a trip to Pune, India, where it’s a pleasant 24°C. Or maybe Nairobi, Kenya; 20° dropping to 14° later in the evening.
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cadwalen @cadwalen.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Pikachu Ocean Bomb tastes exactly how I imagine electric mouse piss would
A can of Pikachu ocean bomb piss
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Mark Braggins @markbraggins.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Haha, nice one @privateeyenews.bsky.social !
Extract from Private Eye: Bluesky also banned

THE government confirmed today that, despite being left off the initial list, Bluesky would be included in the social media sites banned for under 16s.

Said a Downing Street spokesman, "We're determined to protect impressionable teen minds from being exposed on Bluesky to friendly polite
conversation on topics ranging from the albums of Miles Davis to classic 70s Hollywood movies and the best era of Doctor Who."

He continued, "Filling teenagers' impressionable young minds with this genial chat is no way to prepare them for the hellish Al future that awaits them."
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cadwalen @cadwalen.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
The Phoenix Nights show they announced for Edinburgh is hilarious for all the wrong reasons
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cadwalen @cadwalen.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I preferred it when the toddler in this restaurant was crying, to the full volume nightmare its mother has put on an iPhone to placate it
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