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@cadwalen.bsky.social
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He/him/his if I’m picking from a list, but if you used they/them/their I would literally never notice you were doing it

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cadwalen @cadwalen.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
noai.duckduckgo.com
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cadwalen @cadwalen.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Umm What does “celebrate” entail?
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Top ten most foreboding sentence I've ever read.
She had bought raw goat milk from a farm recommended to her in a Facebook group run by her chiropractor
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cadwalen @cadwalen.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
All the tuktuk drivers seem to be celebrating Pchum Ben by getting drunk before their shift
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cadwalen @cadwalen.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is the least suitable source for a US remake I can think of
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cadwalen @cadwalen.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’d pirate it
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cadwalen @cadwalen.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Aeon have started selling bags with AI slop on them :(
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cadwalen @cadwalen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Public livestreaming of Epstein Files when?
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cadwalen @cadwalen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Also, is Bones supposed to be like a Darkplace style parody, or are they being serious? Genuinely can’t tell
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cadwalen @cadwalen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Rewatching House. My European brain cannot comprehend the number of episodes with a scene like: “These four doctors said you need treatment or you’ll die” “No way am I getting the treatment, you’re trying to trick me”
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cadwalen @cadwalen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Now do why Skeletor wore a Nike hoodie in the new Masters of the Universe film
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cadwalen @cadwalen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Once again this app quietly put me into Discover mode, and I only spot it after thinking why is everyone a massive bellend all of a sudden
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cadwalen @cadwalen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mostly to remind yourself about exactly which scenes appeared to set something up for the future, and turned out to have been completely meaningless.
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cadwalen @cadwalen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
High IQ men’s memes are weirdly boomer Facebook coded…
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cadwalen @cadwalen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Kiwi bank takedown sheep problem
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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cadwalen @cadwalen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s not about Jack Smith. It’s about sending a message to any other would-be prosecutors that if they try holding MAGA to account, they’ll come for them too
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Dustrial @dustrial.net · 04/10/2026
"Your visage bequeefs me."
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Andy Raff is Definitely Not the Werewolf in this Scenario @wulfboyraff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
All this talk of using GenAI to make automated chatbot #ttrpg GMs and none about creating Chatbot Players so GMs don't have to deal with real humans who don't appreciate their genius. Typical Player-centric bias on show here.
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cadwalen @cadwalen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mind Your Language has had a weird renaissance via YouTube amongst English learners abroad. Some of my coworkers in Cambodia watch it, and don’t seem to interpret it as making fun of foreigners at all. Not sure what to make of it myself.
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cadwalen @cadwalen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I made a thing that lets you tip the earth on its side, to show how weird map projections can be niy.ai/worldmap
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cadwalen @cadwalen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You know there can be more than one thing yeah? Calm down dude
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cadwalen @cadwalen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That character has a lot to answer for in terms of persuading a ton of Gen Xers that ChatGPT can have feelings
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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cadwalen @cadwalen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cambridge Analytica was a watershed moment in proving to big tech CEOs that they could do whatever they wanted and get away with it, even when caught red handed.
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cadwalen @cadwalen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why would you not have the Express blocked to begin with
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Marc Laming all singing, all dancing comics guy. @marclaming.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Since it's now out in the wild here's my cover for mass market edition of Dan dare: First Contact (written by @alexdecampi.bsky.social ). How great are @michaelrbwoods.bsky.social's colours!
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*blackadder theme* His head is bigger than a fence He breathes, and everything gets warmer His urge to trample represents A nation's nuclear war trauma Godzilla! Godzilla! The scourge of beast and man! Godzilla! Godzilla! He's flattening Japan!
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cadwalen @cadwalen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Can I put it in the stage directions?
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cadwalen @cadwalen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The implication seems to be that there’s a ton of people out there who have heard the song but are lying about it to look cool. I’m almost certain this isn’t happening.
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cadwalen @cadwalen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mae gen i iâr a cheiliog A brynais i ar ddydd Iau, Mae’r iâr yn dodwy ŵy bob dydd A’r ceiliog yn dodwy dau. Roughly: “I have a hen and a cock which I bought on Thursday, The hen lays an egg every day, And the cock lays two.”
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cadwalen @cadwalen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The last line of Dafydd Iwan’s version of Mae Gen I Iâr a Cheiliog is definitely dirty but I can’t figure out how
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cadwalen @cadwalen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sometimes I think about the person whose job it was to show up to work and have some Oxbridge snot tell them they need to nail a beaver to a plank and fit a milk tap to its front
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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 24/09/2026
Ella Langley & Tucker Wetmore are dating, PEOPLE reports.
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cadwalen @cadwalen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That’s going a bit far, just stop buying his records
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cadwalen @cadwalen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m very not a lawyer but it feels like there’s a difference between an individual buying a bunch of pokemans to resell vs an organised cartel co-ordinating to pump a market
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cadwalen @cadwalen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Thing is he didn’t even have to take a position on Israel to stand up to Kraft. He could have just said no, the support act is part of the show, we’ve got a contract, either he plays or nobody does. But he wouldn’t do that either.
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cadwalen @cadwalen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
That’s a strange expression
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cadwalen @cadwalen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Idk, but for sure they’ve got more than the scalpers do. They could maybe argue that kids have a limited budget for pokemans which would otherwise be going to them instead of to scalpers? Just in terms of pure standing that is, not as a case in of itself.
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cadwalen @cadwalen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m moistening at the prospect of these clowns putting together class action lawsuit, thus providing the Pokémon Company with a nice tidy target and all the evidence they need to countersue for market manipulation
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cadwalen @cadwalen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
WHAT are you talking BOUT
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cadwalen @cadwalen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My favourite one was the crypto bro, I laughed out loud during a meeting and had to pretend the quarterly reports were funny
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cadwalen @cadwalen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Maybe you could reenact the whole episode with some sort of ventriloquist’s puppet?
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cadwalen @cadwalen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yeah I don’t think I’ve ever seen shoes with a $800 tag on them. The kind of shops that sell those don’t have stickers.
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Steve is trying to get up for work. He's late.
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cadwalen @cadwalen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Nah it’s one of the sciences, sits somewhere between Organic Chemistry and Biology on the purity scale
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cadwalen @cadwalen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
wait is eztv torrents still going? I thought it got taken down years ago
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cadwalen @cadwalen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
in particular they seem to be learning from the recent Christian Right movement to brand transphobic hate as a feminist issue, ie “immigration is misogyny”
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cadwalen @cadwalen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yeah but see that’s how they get you. Something can be true but still be pushed in bad faith as a talking point to suck the rest of the oxygen out of the room, and the only sensible response should be to refuse to play their game.
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Dustrial @dustrial.net · 20/09/2026
not sure which is better, this or the mitch pic with footballs
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