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ma_danni_Lex

@glitterstrands.bsky.social
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beat me up and earn 15 silver points 29 ~ east london via the black country ~ they/them ~ 👾🎬🎵

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ma_danni_Lex @glitterstrands.bsky.social · 3h
ladies and gentlemen... THEM
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ma_danni_Lex @glitterstrands.bsky.social · 3h
does anyone wanna be last.fm friends in the big year 2026... i am so nosey www.last.fm/user/lexfirth
last.fm
Client Challenge
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Max 💫✨ @jirachi.bsky.social · 17h
the delivery of this line…
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ma_danni_Lex @glitterstrands.bsky.social · 9h
putting the big light on at 10am on a wednesday oh it's GRIM
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ma_danni_Lex @glitterstrands.bsky.social · 18h
Andy Burnham has my pathetic pension triple locked up, but he says if I be a good pup and eat from my dog bowl he'll fund social care
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ma_danni_Lex @glitterstrands.bsky.social · 20h
what the hell are they teaching these kids
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ma_danni_Lex @glitterstrands.bsky.social · 21h
this has been a nice reminder that Pauline and Johanne are entertaining when they're not ensconced in the bedroom talking shit #bbuk
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ma_danni_Lex @glitterstrands.bsky.social · 21h
I like that we've got to a place culturally where we can talk openly about incontinence but I feel like every other TV advert these days is just LADIES DON'T YOU JUST HATE PISSING YOUR PANTS
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ma_danni_Lex @glitterstrands.bsky.social · 23h
30 one week today
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Hagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him
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ma_danni_Lex @glitterstrands.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
you wouldn't trade a joe
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ma_danni_Lex @glitterstrands.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
new reed diffuser smells so good i might just take a big swig
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ma_danni_Lex @glitterstrands.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
they're not letting them brush their TEETH?
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ma_danni_Lex @glitterstrands.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
monday again is it
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ma_danni_Lex @glitterstrands.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ok i think we're past the point of Johanne compensating for her personality by being good tv now, get her gone #bbuk
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cones @coneshotline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
WHY IS THERE A CHIBI ANIME ANDY BURNHAM
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ma_danni_Lex @glitterstrands.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
SNL UK host Bonnie Blue when
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ma_danni_Lex @glitterstrands.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
here he is
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ma_danni_Lex @glitterstrands.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
regretting not buying the anti drug psa song as performed by the cast of grange hill on vinyl earlier
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ma_danni_Lex @glitterstrands.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mario in 1996:
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ma_danni_Lex @glitterstrands.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
finished Theodora's part 1 and started Cai's and the tonal shift is sending me, straight from the big busty warlord recruiting armies to help her annex a neighbouring country to... ragtag bunch of street urchins spreading joy and kindness through Dagsion
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A football player says "glad you're here in the USA for football season, Junji Ito. Let me show you how to throw a perfect spiral." The football plater throws the ball. Ito is mesmerized. Spirals appear in his eyes and he sweats profusely. We zoom in on his face in an extreme closeup as the intensity of his terror increases.
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ma_danni_Lex @glitterstrands.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
watching new Survivor. everyone is too happy. why are we doing a spirit tunnel.
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Nintendo Metro @nintendometro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
UFO 'Kirby's Adventure' NES
UFO
'Kirby's Adventure'
NES
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ma_danni_Lex @glitterstrands.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
there needs to be a medium shopping budget, luxury for completing 60% of the tasks feels too kind #bbuk
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ma_danni_Lex @glitterstrands.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
bruno encanto is such good representation for the neurotic gay uncle community
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ma_danni_Lex @glitterstrands.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
what ever happened to resident spermdog #lastfourwatched #letterboxdfriday
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Tyron @tyron.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
will their children be double-barrelled as David-Cameron
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ma_danni_Lex @glitterstrands.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
whisper it while everyone's asleep but the charli danceteria remix is a bit of a mess
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Finn @thegoblinpoet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
LITTLE ALEX HORNE: nice simple task, get the queen's first born without her guessing your name GREG: nice and easy, I can't imagine anyone would do something stupid like just stand in a clearing singing their name? LAH: let's see Rumpelstiltskin's attempt RUMPELSTILTSKIN: *head in his hands*
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ma_danni_Lex @glitterstrands.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
do you guys think it was the same italian or just a coincidence
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ma_danni_Lex @glitterstrands.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
oh my GOD
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makswhale @maksheadroom.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i think its time for a dark age
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My current financial strategy is simply hoping a future version of me has money.
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ma_danni_Lex @glitterstrands.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Fortune's Weave is a game about navigating menus and sometimes, very occasionally, you do some fighting
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ma_danni_Lex @glitterstrands.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
very nervous about how quickly they're rattling through nominations. what's approaching #bbuk
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ma_danni_Lex @glitterstrands.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
OUBLE BOGE
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ma_danni_Lex @glitterstrands.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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ma_danni_Lex @glitterstrands.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
fine i'll do the 9 games thing 💖
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Jon Cartwright @jon.gvg.io · 23/09/2026
What's going on at Argos
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Throatmilk Latte @sndiprk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Me when im wary of a non binary presence:
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ma_danni_Lex @glitterstrands.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
if you've just tuned into ITV2 that is indeed Edward from Jedward talking about trimming his bush
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ma_danni_Lex @glitterstrands.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Omar's mind fascinates me how have you just managed to mention Squidward, Florence Nightingale, Usain Bolt and Emperor Nero in the same confessional #bbuk
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ma_danni_Lex @glitterstrands.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
they should arm jedward
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ma_danni_Lex @glitterstrands.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the airbrushed armpit? 😭
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ma_danni_Lex @glitterstrands.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
just caught up on last night's #bbuk
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ma_danni_Lex @glitterstrands.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
kinda love how nakedly the Chaka Khan album is just a collection of Sia demos lmao
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ma_danni_Lex @glitterstrands.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
fuck yeah, private screening
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ma_danni_Lex @glitterstrands.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
pissing me off that I can't recruit the nun with a gun in Fortune's Weave. you dangle a nun with a gun in my face and don't let me play as her? a woman of god with a glock in the rari should be the sole main character actually
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ma_danni_Lex @glitterstrands.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
think someone on my tube has shit themselves
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