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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 9h

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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Josh homme angry for an entire week because he didn't think of writing a song called "habits of creatures"

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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 07/10/2026

Alejandro Gonzales Iñárritu:

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@dril the jduge orders me to take off my anonymous v mask & im wearing the
joker makeup underneath it. everyone in the courtroom groans at my shit
9:30 PM • Mar 9, 2015 • Twitter Web Client
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I legit would vote for Rahm over Cory Booker. I dont think this is a radical view on these men.

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orinoco boo @nocontroller.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

unctober

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Sysfin @sysfin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

We gotta ban the whole damn industry.

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Fr. Robert Ballecer, SJ @padresj.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

It's strange how Democratic Socialists - who are being denounced by both parties - turned major deficits into balanced budgets in both New York and Seattle.

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Jimmy Two Heads 💀🎃 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Someone made this event 10 years ago and it’s fast approaching and while I said I was going as a joke way back when, I think this is very important and I will be there with any priestly amulets that are needed to make this come true

Facebook event

Friday, January 1, 2027 at 12 AM - 3PM
Open the Cloud Gate and Summon Anubis to Smite the Unworthy

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Malik Vallo @malikvallo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

It really is exactly what it's like getting together with the boys

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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

First time I saw this I could have run through a concrete wall

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I wish Gavin Newsom wouldn't run for President *monkey's paw curls*

The New York Times

Gavin Newsom Says He Won't Run in 2028 if Kamala Harris Does

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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 14/09/2026

MACKLEMORE: [delivering heartfelt speech about palestinian rights and the evils of apartheid] SHEERAN: I love your passion [texting manager: can mr beast sing???]

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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Tee Emm Zee really wants you to worry that there's still Al Kayduhs out there who were never Caught/Brought to Justice and they probably are being hidden in Mayor Mamdani's Secret Jihad Bunker.

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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Remember that the "timber" instrumental is just a sped-up john carpenter track circa THEY LIVE.

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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

You have to imagine Boston sports fans want to talk about something other than their QB making a really bad decision last night. I agree. Change the subject.

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Neil Pajamas @agrippanothing.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Coyote vs Acme takes place in the Eddington Universe.

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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Smashing the OVER on kalshi and polymarket for gambling-related suicides this nfl season.

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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

You could explain the entire decline of Western civilization to an archaeologist using only this headline.

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Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Life hack: When writers suck, do not read them. www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/you-can-ig...

hamiltonnolan.com

You Can Ignore the Bad Pundits

One easy trick to make yourself smarter.

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Hagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

They should put me in the Criterion Closet. They don’t even need to let me out. They can just lead me in there like Joe Pesci in Goodfellas and finish the job

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Spooky Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

it's time to put emojis on ouija boards this dead kid can't spell for shit

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 23/08/2026

Really is amazing to look at these guys and know that they honestly believe they represent the pinnacle of human evolution

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

i fed a minion after midnight and now it’s quoting dog day afternoon and waving around a gun

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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Pretending to care about the WNBA to do culture-war crimes against Trans people is the type of virtue signaling those types always cried foul over.

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flanthippe @flanthippe.bsky.social · 13/09/2024

Barry Lyndon × 21 Savage "a lot"

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 18/08/2026

i don't know who thought it was a good idea for the high-profile pedophiles in charge of our government to develop a makework program for lesser known pedophiles within our federal policing apparatus. but i disagree with them

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nat. @natclayton.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

not enough people are talking about Chef Columbo

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assbutt @nasboat.org · 12/08/2026

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Hermione, Texas Granger @misterfungi.bsky.social · 11/12/2023

the Wikipedia entry for axolotls reads like a Cake song

Their heads are wide, and their eyes are lidless. Their limbs are underdeveloped and possess long, thin digits.

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ceej @ceej.online · 05/08/2026

you cannot start a breaking news alert with “A helicopter carrying President Trump” without dumping a gallon of serotonin into my bloodstream. please be more careful with words

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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Am I seeing this correctly that the right are claiming the good samaritan shooter in Idaho is a proud conservative? Homeboy just looks like he's been cosplaying Hunter Thompson for a decade and a half. Not sure that gives you MAGA bona fides.

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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

The thing is, after the worst people alive are dead, we can all openly proclaim how much we all wanted to assassinate them, and it will be a collective balm.

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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 02/08/2026