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A just universe wouldn't tolerate my existence. Most loved, therefore most hated. We Are The World's Economy and The Roll is On! Retired @Buzzfeed co-founder. Cattle rancher.

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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 11h
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 11h
oh my stars
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 11h
Drive-By Body Pierce Brosnan
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 18h
This movie fucks
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Shohei active, Bartolo retired
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Carly Rae + qotsa Mashup album
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Josh homme angry for an entire week because he didn't think of writing a song called "habits of creatures"
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 07/10/2026
Alejandro Gonzales Iñárritu:
wint v
@dril the jduge orders me to take off my anonymous v mask & im wearing the
joker makeup underneath it. everyone in the courtroom groans at my shit
9:30 PM • Mar 9, 2015 • Twitter Web Client
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Pray for president trump, must be losing his appetite
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I legit would vote for Rahm over Cory Booker. I dont think this is a radical view on these men.
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Love turnstile
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orinoco boo @nocontroller.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
unctober
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#BringBackBiggCounty
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
And then they came to biohack the cum and I said nothing....
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Sysfin @sysfin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We gotta ban the whole damn industry.
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Shorting ribs
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"I don't cook, I don't clean but I have 8 notes for my whole routine."
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Not sure how subliminal the audio was: "Love me"
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Mr Multitrack himself
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Anemoia
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Fr. Robert Ballecer, SJ @padresj.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's strange how Democratic Socialists - who are being denounced by both parties - turned major deficits into balanced budgets in both New York and Seattle.
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Jimmy Two Heads 💀🎃 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Someone made this event 10 years ago and it’s fast approaching and while I said I was going as a joke way back when, I think this is very important and I will be there with any priestly amulets that are needed to make this come true
Facebook event

Friday, January 1, 2027 at 12 AM - 3PM
Open the Cloud Gate and Summon Anubis to Smite the Unworthy
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Malik Vallo @malikvallo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It really is exactly what it's like getting together with the boys
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
First time I saw this I could have run through a concrete wall
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
True Detective Season 6
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
static.klipy.com
King Of New York Dance
ALT: King Of New York Dance
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The infidels wouldn't let him dye his beard purple so he settled for Broncos orange.
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Weird thing to say about thune
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I wish Gavin Newsom wouldn't run for President *monkey's paw curls*
The New York Times

Gavin Newsom Says He Won't Run in 2028 if Kamala Harris Does
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
news anchors with a sketch of a bathroom intended behind them.  the sketch is basically the male news anchor.  his co-anchor is looking at him suspiciously.
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 14/09/2026
MACKLEMORE: [delivering heartfelt speech about palestinian rights and the evils of apartheid] SHEERAN: I love your passion [texting manager: can mr beast sing???]
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Offense, defense, or special teams?
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Tee Emm Zee really wants you to worry that there's still Al Kayduhs out there who were never Caught/Brought to Justice and they probably are being hidden in Mayor Mamdani's Secret Jihad Bunker.
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This at 0.70x speed www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xsz...
youtube.com
Timber (Instrumental Version)
YouTube video by Release - Topic
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Remember that the "timber" instrumental is just a sped-up john carpenter track circa THEY LIVE.
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
How many are zionists?
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
You have to imagine Boston sports fans want to talk about something other than their QB making a really bad decision last night. I agree. Change the subject.
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
*sting voice* You don't have to goth that Bjork tonite....
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Pudgy Penguin: We're Cooking Hype
ALT: Pudgy Penguin: We're Cooking Hype
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Neil Pajamas @agrippanothing.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Coyote vs Acme takes place in the Eddington Universe.
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Smashing the OVER on kalshi and polymarket for gambling-related suicides this nfl season.
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Sounds like you just became immortal. More like a longevity enlargement procedure, amirite?
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You could explain the entire decline of Western civilization to an archaeologist using only this headline.
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Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Life hack: When writers suck, do not read them. www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/you-can-ig...
hamiltonnolan.com
You Can Ignore the Bad Pundits
One easy trick to make yourself smarter.
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I cant even imagine how he arrived at the first assertion.
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Hot ones host wario
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I'm putting in my Kalshi bets on the side where words never hurt.
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