Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Josh homme angry for an entire week because he didn't think of writing a song called "habits of creatures" 110
Reposted by Vallejo Crime DeskSam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 07/10/2026Alejandro Gonzales Iñárritu: 018513
Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Pray for president trump, must be losing his appetite 010
Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I legit would vote for Rahm over Cory Booker. I dont think this is a radical view on these men. 000
Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 26/09/2026And then they came to biohack the cum and I said nothing.... 020
Reposted by Vallejo Crime DeskSysfin @sysfin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026We gotta ban the whole damn industry. 755898
Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"I don't cook, I don't clean but I have 8 notes for my whole routine." 021
Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Not sure how subliminal the audio was: "Love me" 160
Reposted by Vallejo Crime DeskFr. Robert Ballecer, SJ @padresj.bsky.social · 19/09/2026It's strange how Democratic Socialists - who are being denounced by both parties - turned major deficits into balanced budgets in both New York and Seattle. 214107553041
Reposted by Vallejo Crime DeskJimmy Two Heads 💀🎃 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Someone made this event 10 years ago and it’s fast approaching and while I said I was going as a joke way back when, I think this is very important and I will be there with any priestly amulets that are needed to make this come true 101000285
Reposted by Vallejo Crime DeskMalik Vallo @malikvallo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026It really is exactly what it's like getting together with the boys 011
Reposted by Vallejo Crime DeskScreamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 19/09/2026First time I saw this I could have run through a concrete wall 0281
Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 19/09/2026static.klipy.comKing Of New York DanceALT: King Of New York Dance 050
Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The infidels wouldn't let him dye his beard purple so he settled for Broncos orange. 000
Reposted by Vallejo Crime Deskweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I wish Gavin Newsom wouldn't run for President *monkey's paw curls* 1130223
Reposted by Vallejo Crime Deskelias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 14/09/2026MACKLEMORE: [delivering heartfelt speech about palestinian rights and the evils of apartheid] SHEERAN: I love your passion [texting manager: can mr beast sing???] 21076157
Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Tee Emm Zee really wants you to worry that there's still Al Kayduhs out there who were never Caught/Brought to Justice and they probably are being hidden in Mayor Mamdani's Secret Jihad Bunker. 001
Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 10/09/2026This at 0.70x speed www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xsz...youtube.comTimber (Instrumental Version)YouTube video by Release - Topic 000
Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Remember that the "timber" instrumental is just a sped-up john carpenter track circa THEY LIVE. 110
Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 10/09/2026You have to imagine Boston sports fans want to talk about something other than their QB making a really bad decision last night. I agree. Change the subject. 000
Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 08/09/2026*sting voice* You don't have to goth that Bjork tonite.... 031
Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 06/09/2026static.klipy.comPudgy Penguin: We're Cooking HypeALT: Pudgy Penguin: We're Cooking Hype 000
Reposted by Vallejo Crime DeskNeil Pajamas @agrippanothing.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Coyote vs Acme takes place in the Eddington Universe. 0186
Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Smashing the OVER on kalshi and polymarket for gambling-related suicides this nfl season. 000
Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Sounds like you just became immortal. More like a longevity enlargement procedure, amirite? 000
Reposted by Vallejo Crime Deskgamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 01/09/2026You could explain the entire decline of Western civilization to an archaeologist using only this headline. 88611
Reposted by Vallejo Crime DeskHamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Life hack: When writers suck, do not read them. www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/you-can-ig...hamiltonnolan.comYou Can Ignore the Bad PunditsOne easy trick to make yourself smarter. 31718130
Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I cant even imagine how he arrived at the first assertion. 020
Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I'm putting in my Kalshi bets on the side where words never hurt. 010