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A just universe wouldn't tolerate my existence. Most loved, therefore most hated. We Are The World's Economy and The Roll is On! Retired @Buzzfeed co-founder. Cattle rancher.

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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This movie fucks
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
You have to imagine Boston sports fans want to talk about something other than their QB making a really bad decision last night. I agree. Change the subject.
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Front row at the Oliver tree memorial, only the good die young moment right here
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
She has been spending too much time with POOO-KAAHH NAHHJ-KUUU-AHHH
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
exact same energy
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
GROUNDHOG DAY remake starring Patrick Mahomes, except instead of Sonny and Cher, he wakes up married to his wife
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
The watch party for both candidates in the GOP primary for Stefanik's House district will look like this, because there are two Hatsationals in Saratoga Springs.
The sinister wealth of Hatsationals in Saratoga Springs
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
They hate to see us coming.
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I thought this was America.
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Rest in peace. Gone too soon.
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
So you're telling me he is still employed? That is wild
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Happy eabster sunday
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Tanned, tested, and ready.
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Russell Wilson and Shinzō Abe: two legends gone before their time
Russell Wilson and Shinzō Abe: two legends gone before their time
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
And through it all, I don't even know if #15 is even truly all that MAGA. All I know is that suffering through his father's substance abuse issues and his brother's poor-man's Hunter Bidenry, he must spend most his time writhing in rage at their failings like Roger Stone in a deposition.
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Giving Columbus the respect it deserves:
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Well, NOW he has gone too far.
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Crocker Fenway in INHERENT VICE has to be one of the first 10 members of the Adventurers.
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Stuck the landing
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Underrated post
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
we deserve to be nuked
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Jack Schlossberg's pivot from annoying millennial queen on tiktok to central casting Kennedy running for Congress in 2-3 months is diabolical. can they do this for "leave britney alone" or "daddy chill"?
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
This guy's account, but just him reacting to Israeli war crimes
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Rise and grind, have a blessed sunday
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Do you have a better idea?
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
It's legal to steal people in Walmart, steal anything you want from Walmart
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Republicans love Texas kids getting killed and the cops didn't even have to be negligent for this one, just gut the NOAA instead.
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Once it happens, do you expect something else to follow?
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
The DEI bedwetters in the Trump administration think they need to throw a birthday part for the Army? Yet they won't lift a finger to honor our Navy reservists!
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
I was at Herbs and Rye in early March and had everything, worth it 100%
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
love kate bush
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Shaboozey at Met Gala before GTA 6, why must we continue in agony, waiting for his next release?
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Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
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