Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 10/09/2026You have to imagine Boston sports fans want to talk about something other than their QB making a really bad decision last night. I agree. Change the subject. 000
Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Front row at the Oliver tree memorial, only the good die young moment right here 010
Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 26/07/2026She has been spending too much time with POOO-KAAHH NAHHJ-KUUU-AHHH 010
Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 06/07/2026GROUNDHOG DAY remake starring Patrick Mahomes, except instead of Sonny and Cher, he wakes up married to his wife 000
Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 22/06/2026The watch party for both candidates in the GOP primary for Stefanik's House district will look like this, because there are two Hatsationals in Saratoga Springs. 000
Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 09/05/2026So you're telling me he is still employed? That is wild 010
Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Russell Wilson and Shinzō Abe: two legends gone before their time 100
Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 19/02/2026And through it all, I don't even know if #15 is even truly all that MAGA. All I know is that suffering through his father's substance abuse issues and his brother's poor-man's Hunter Bidenry, he must spend most his time writhing in rage at their failings like Roger Stone in a deposition. 000
Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Giving Columbus the respect it deserves: 010
Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Crocker Fenway in INHERENT VICE has to be one of the first 10 members of the Adventurers. 000
Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Jack Schlossberg's pivot from annoying millennial queen on tiktok to central casting Kennedy running for Congress in 2-3 months is diabolical. can they do this for "leave britney alone" or "daddy chill"? 010
Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 09/11/2025This guy's account, but just him reacting to Israeli war crimes 011
Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 11/07/2025It's legal to steal people in Walmart, steal anything you want from Walmart 000
Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 04/07/2025Republicans love Texas kids getting killed and the cops didn't even have to be negligent for this one, just gut the NOAA instead. 0257
Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Once it happens, do you expect something else to follow? 000
Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 14/06/2025The DEI bedwetters in the Trump administration think they need to throw a birthday part for the Army? Yet they won't lift a finger to honor our Navy reservists! 000
Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 28/05/2025I was at Herbs and Rye in early March and had everything, worth it 100% 010
Vallejo Crime Desk @buzzfeedchris.bsky.social · 25/05/2025Shaboozey at Met Gala before GTA 6, why must we continue in agony, waiting for his next release? 000