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derrick @dcrecelius.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Reset my password just to follow #shane_m
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Sam King @samcking.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Today’s Italy update: we went in a church and there was a big inflatable bug
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lovebait snugglecakes @irgenwohner9875.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
they’re doing nothing to me tomorrow #controlgroup
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gold @golden.yuri.cool · 04/07/2026
Free food in the break room today
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Jason Scott @textfiles.com · 27/06/2026
OK, boss, got that CD-ROM cover art, clean and clear just like you asked
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I.G.Y. Azalea @steelydad.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 07/06/2026
This is Bong Joon-Ho coded to me
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Got CTE from Playing Peek a boo @doubledoinkrigged.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Make him have to go pee enough to get out of bed and then make the pee not come out and then when he gets back in bed make him have to pee even more
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No Context Achewood @achewoodnc.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
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Lizard @lizardky.bsky.social · 23/03/2024
Anime then: Title: Rainbow Blossoms: Infinity Enigma of Dawn Plot: Giant robots beat each other up. Now: Title: I Wanted To Be A Paladin But Went To Cooking School and I Fight Demons With aFrying pan. Plot: He Wanted To Be A Paladin But Went To Cooking School and he Fights Demons With a frying pan.
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winter @winterk.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Gaming will soon be illegal. I have tears in my eyes as I'm typing this but they want to hurt gamers and their beautiful Hobby.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
That’s stupid thing to say. I was clearly mad from the start of this thread. I didn’t suddenly get mad when your dumb ass showed up.
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 14/04/2026
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
It is not possible to get out of bed on time. We don't have the technology
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 20/03/2026
my sister is so excited about getting her cosmetology license i don't have the heart to tell her the USSR doesn't have a space program anymore
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Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 26/02/2026
It’s finally over
Kevin Nguyen
@knguyen
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Tried to add "12 Years a Slave" to Google Calendar and it created a 12-year-long event called "a Slave"
• a Slave
Tue, February 25, 8pm - Wed, February 25, 2026, 8pm
Delete
Edit event »
5:27 PM • Feb 23, 2014
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
things woud go fucking crazy if me and an open minded woman got up to some bisexual Shit
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
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william_ leonard @williamleonard.net · 31/12/2025
happy new year mint blancmanche #galaxyangel
BORN TO PREVENT
ANY FURTHER OCCURRENCES
OF THE RECENT MULTIPLE CHILD KIDNAPPINGS
THAT HAVE BEEN HAPPENING HERE AT THE
COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO-WOP-DOO FUN PARK
鬼神 Kill Em All 2001
I am rooster girl
410,757,864,530 KIDNAPPERS APPREHENDED
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
computer graphics (1984) archive.org/details/1984...
a white cat, nuzzling up to the face of a woman, leaning back with her eyes closed.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 23/01/2026
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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lo-fi kill so many ways to die @getagrippa.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
'internet archive is tracking you online' internet archive can come into my house and steal all my chairs for all i care
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Mithos @mithos343.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Vance: I'm crying right now because you stupids won't let me have your green island. I could literally just - don't you know I'm smarter than you? I'm your better - don't leave, don't get the army Trump: McDonald's needs to sell milk again. Nobody likes the Grimace. They get the milk from him
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Stephen @tgk.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.
A chart outlining the RIP BOZO Readiness Condition (RIPCON), which is a riff off of DEFCON. There are 5 levels, with 5 being lowest and 1 being the highest. The chart details descriptions of these levels, examples and actions to take in the event something occurs.
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Keifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be
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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
logginmg on
grey: whats going on with The Discourse™

blue: you need to be freaking the FUCK out kitten

grey: okay </3
grey: aww </3
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Daniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 17/12/2025
Chavez in 2009, while being labelled as paranoid, outlines exactly what is happening today.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 28/12/2025
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 26/12/2025
Calling out a fascist for taking a hypocritical position is easy. It's also a complete waste of time. Fascist rhetoric is aesthetics— pathos, never logos. You'll never get anywhere pointing out a fascist's hypocrisy. Fascism is not to be debated, it's to be smashed. Get comfortable using power.
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NSG's Gallery @nsgsgallery.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
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thernz @thernz.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
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˖˚ʚわかɞ˚˖ @skaspec.yuri.agency · 16/12/2025
(to the tune of we are charlie kirk) ow my tummy hurtsssss
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 29/11/2025
andrew cuomo couldve made pinkerton but rivers cuomo could never run new york state
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Debjit Dutta @debjitduttaart.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
What a great headline
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Cosimo Kramedici @slurmslurper.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
This New Yorker cartoon from 1940 gets me every time
12 panel cartoon. In panel 1 a journalist is typing the words “Dog meat has been eaten in every major German crisis at least since the time or Frederick the Great, and
Is commonly referred to as ‘blockade mutton.’ It is”

In the following panels he is doing research, then goes to a pet store and buys a dog, he then brings a dog to a restaurant with a sign that says “We cook special dishes to your order.”

In the final panel he is back at the typewriter with a haunted expression, finishing the paragraph from the first panel: “tough, gamy, strong-flavored.”
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 21/11/2025
a lot of u owe the president an apology
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Soren Spicknall @sorenspicknall.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Easy choice if you're a deer deciding where to buy a house
A map showing a town called Deer Park next to a town called Kildeer
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam
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Illiterate Autodidact 🇵🇸🙂👍🇮🇱☹👎 @cigaretteliker.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
The virgin AGI existential risk vs the chad global warming
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
We’re already living through Trump’s crackdown on the left. Troops to cities, ICE targeting, mass firings, higher ed, media, science, etc. They don’t have some big cards they’ve been holding back. They do, however, constantly try to pretend they have more to scare people into acting as if they do.
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 23/08/2025
I need Democratic online types to understand that because of this, Newsom is dead to me. Dead. I'd sooner vote for an actual corpse. There is no hope, none, that he'll win me over, *because he has established he is a bad person*. There's no coming back from this. Take my advice and move the fuck on.
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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 12/08/2025
Disclaimer xkcd.com/3126/
Comic. [long message with unreadable text that includes lots of punctuation marks like semi colons and em dashes as well as citations.] Highlighted line at the bottom zoomed in reads: Not ChatGPT output—I’m just like this. [caption] I’ve had to start adding this disclaimer to my messages.
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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Go for it. I don't even care any more.
Photo of a sketch of a Neanderthal. The headline reads:
Scientists Growing Neanderthal
'Minibrains', Will Connect Them to Crab Robots
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
if democrats want my vote in the general, they are going to need to support trans people. i will *not* hold my nose and vote for this
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