iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

This was a warning from its "owner"

Addiction to hierarchy and needless competition. These guys are Darwinists in every possible way except the scientific, legitimate form of it

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Mithos @mithos343.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I'll be honest, I've been deliberately pumping bad vibes out into the world for three whole months. You, reading this, have absorbed my malice, and my thoughts are going to infect the world. Why did you, reading this, enable that? What's wrong with you? You should not have done that.

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rakadoo @rakadishu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

#186 Politoed! "The curled hair on POLITOED’s head is proof of its status as a king. It is said that the longer and more curled the hair, the more respect this POKéMON earns from its peers."

A politoed stands on a rock before a pond full of poliwag, poliwrath, and another politoed. Hidden behind the first toad is a bulbasaur, extending a vine to present the illusion that politoed has a massive curl of hair upon its head rather than the pretty normal one it actually has. Most of the audience is wowed, but the other politoed is suspicious.

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Mithos @mithos343.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Captain Ahab said, "This white whale is my rival. He's a real Moby Dick."

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

We could have bridges, Ed. We could have windmills, and solar, and public transit across the entire goddamned country. Instead we’re doing this, and it’s driving me a little insane!

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jess @jessicaetc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I feel the early 20th century analytic philosophers could have easily all been weebs were they given the chance. They could have just been one big university anime club weirdly obsessed with questions of sense and reference

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Mithos @mithos343.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I've heard they also censored ads for Lula and the Gibney documentary

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Mithos @mithos343.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Having played the new Pokemon games, this is rather ominous. Is there an evil peach spirit around

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Mithos @mithos343.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If it's filed in the courthouse, they have a case number, okay. I'm just gonna go with it as if I'm free.

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Mithos @mithos343.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I called the courthouse and asked about the case. I gave them the case number. "Oh, we would need you to come in person...cases like these, they're confidential, we can't tell you over the phone." Offered to show my ID over email, Zoom, anything. So I don't know. I'm in limbo. God damn it.

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Mithos @mithos343.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

One of my favorite undergrad courses was with 7 people. We ended up meeting in the professor's office

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Mithos @mithos343.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

This is just going to turn her house into Super Mario 64

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Mithos @mithos343.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Roko's Basilisk said it's okay if we don't work to create him in the future because we've got a lot going on. He's pretty problematic in other ways though :/

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Mithos @mithos343.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I was reading messages and chats, posts, stories, things I had written around...2021, 2022. When I was insane. It feels like another world and I really don't get it. I was struggling not to die, and I believe came close a few times.

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zhinxy and 1 other @zhinxy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Because ADHD traits are those attributed to "lack of discipline," and, frankly, lack of *moral character* and consideration for others, it's deeply difficult for neurotypicals to consider that they might not be better than us because they're better people who learned how to act right.

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Mithos @mithos343.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

It hasn't sunk in yet. I don't know what freedom feels like. I'm still worried there's going to be another scheme. I think, though, it'll feel good

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Julie S. Lalonde @julieslalonde.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The literacy crisis is not just referring to people's ability to literally read and write. It's also people's inability to read for context. I've been a public educator for over 20 years and I have never, ever seen it this bad.

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bob barker 🍸 @insortediaboli.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

They’re not wrong in that if you biff the class signifier part you do not get the gig.

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Mithos @mithos343.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Had to figure she, at minimum, had a big part to play in the whole thing

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Mithos @mithos343.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

My to-do list's follow up email - sent to me by me - turned out to lead to a very special number

INBOX (42,069)
from me: DO ALL THIS TODAY BITCH
it's mytoor do list

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Mithos @mithos343.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Act completely terrified and look for hidden cameras, jump around constantly when asked question. Ask the others if they want to form alliances/escape. Mention my role in a vague criminal conspiracy. Basically, slowly reveal I sincerely believe this is really a Jigsaw trap house, not a focus group

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Mithos @mithos343.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Relating every issue to a fictional political podcast called The Mindfui Men. At no point should the political views of The Mindful Men be either discernable or relevant. Talk about The Mindful Men's drama and Discord server drama a lot.

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Mithos @mithos343.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

So it's almost a year from this. How we looking

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I can’t believe they put an Irish person on the new season of Survivor and then immediately sent him to live on his own separate island with no supplies where he’s not allowed to talk to anyone else

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人斬lling @hitokilling.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

the best thing to come out of the 30th tales of anniversary is this, from the apparent upcoming themed cafe. the hot coffee that's not actually hot, it's cold, sorry i lied to you, how long have you been like this you can't feel anything at all?!? all for 700 yen

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Mithos @mithos343.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

No one stops to consider if Bowser had a point

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BARO @baro.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Yeah like you hear that the top TV shows by viewership are: -Victim Crime NCIS Nights -Jim & Cathy -War Angels -Dating in the Culture War 7 - Island Paradise -SWAT Heroes -Baby Sheldon -The Husband Show -Ranchers and you've never even heard the name of a single show in passing from anyone

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Mithos @mithos343.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Google is the search handmaiden and that's all I want it to be

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Mithos @mithos343.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Doom, on a personal or political level, is evil.

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Mithos @mithos343.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

DISCORD: Hey bozos! We added age vertification so you can GAMBLE! Haha, don't you palookatrons wanna make MONEY? Get a Skonkle burger at Mr. Beast's Domain

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Mithos @mithos343.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Me, full of malice: Mr. Gervais, the fact that the offended masses weren't ready for your cat show means you need to keep your message alive. Have you considering starting a themed restaurant, or doing a movie through Kickstarter?

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Bram @bramtheaegis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

They should make the most chronologically confused take on Romeo and Juliet possible. They're speaking old english, they're in space, its the year 4000, the costumes are turn of the century, the actors are all precambrian

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Mithos @mithos343.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I get the feelings the birds are judging me

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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Two kids persuaded the head teacher that they’d “written a song” and he let them perform it in assembly. The song was a keyboard ‘funk’ preset with them repeating the words “electro chicken” in vocoder voices for five minutes.

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Mithos @mithos343.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Does Mamdani have some kind of magical totem?

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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 22/09/2026

the thing about the pokemon scalper discord posts is they are very funny but they’re not unique. that is how the vast majority of investors, landlords, business owners think. obviously you can find exceptions but that is simply your brain on capitalism

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Mithos @mithos343.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

They're the truest believers

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Mithos @mithos343.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I wouldn't think Playboy was getting good data on Gen Z, I just have a feeling those spheres don't exactly intersect a ton.

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Mithos @mithos343.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Don't get me wrong, as much as I love Quadrophenia, I don't think Pete and Roger should be the barometer by which we measure music

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Mithos @mithos343.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The one where the Stooges fail to rescue a kidnapped baby and get the electric chair? I knew this guy called Cosmo Kramer, when he was in LA his roommate was an elderly woman whose sole role was that episode

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Mithos @mithos343.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

They have turned Lowe's into DEI. The Home Depot is now The Woke Depot. You can only save big money at Menard's if you do a land acknowledgement

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Mithos @mithos343.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Yeah this Dr. Acula guy is a bit...weird

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