we're bringing back newspaper comic strips the size of a full broadsheet page like it's 1926. no one will syndicate them so we direct our agitprop units to infiltrate local newsagents and slip them into random copies of the Times
william_ leonard
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liam / 25 / ireland (Known in This World as "WILLIAM_ THE BLIND") 📝 colourful YTPs, black+white comics, and #1 bestselling series Bikini Bottom Adventures 🔎 if it's stupid enough, it's cool, y'know? (63/100)
![IGNATZ: "over with it."
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IGNATZ: "now follow it."
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[three panels of insanely dynamic comic mayhem]
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KRAZY: "well, i followed it, 'ignatz'"
IGNATZ: "good, did it gather any moss?"
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KRAZY: "no."
IGNATZ: "that's what i thought."
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KRAZY: "l'il fillossiffa, always he seeks the truth, and always he finds it."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ywgggewwjt7e6fwwflu7uneg/bafkreidwvyngvaawb6lxj4ggmbuoezuefb7albgd6hizu4sf5g6zptqdle)
![[ KARAOKE RE-BROADCAST!!! ]
* NOTE: THIS IS ACTUALLY FROM THE FUTURE
* SOME SHIT HAPPENED, HAD TO CUT MOST OF IT
* YOU'LL UNDERSTAND
* I'LL BE FINE
* JUST DON'T TRUST THEM
* feat. "OO-SKA-MI BLUES"!!!
AMELIA: "please don't tune in next monday!!"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ywgggewwjt7e6fwwflu7uneg/bafkreigtpjhzyiexgvsswdbzxdlztvapv7667ycsqd2dmangqp5abxl3bq)
![ZODI: "sigh... it SUCKS only havin' a ROBOT PET to talk to..."
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ZODI: "all you can say is what's been PROGRAMMED into ya!!"
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ROBOFISH: [ I MAY MERELY BE RECOMBINING THE BILLIONS OF HUMAN WORDS I HAVE BEEN TRAINED ON ]
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ROBOFISH: [ BUT THE FACT THAT ALL OF THOSE WORDS WERE WRITTEN TO TOUCH A HUMAN SOUL ]
ROBOFISH: [ MAY STILL SERVE MY MAKERS' GOAL ]
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ROBOFISH: [ TO REMIND YOU OF THE MIRACLE OF HUMANITY ]
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ZODI: "... maybe you're right..."
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ROBOFISH: [ AND TO REMIND YOU TO CLEAN YOUR ROOM ]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ywgggewwjt7e6fwwflu7uneg/bafkreih5rwr64uniqccrve6jb4i3zkiahcl4t6iancpxwtysj56f22wstu)
![[FUNNY COMIX!!]
WILLIAM: "okay, time to butter my toast"
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[SCRAPE]
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WILLIAM: "sir i believe you sold me a rock"
TV HOST: "william, this comic of yours was what launched you into worldwide success."
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TV HOST: "the allegorical implications of this comic are staggering and profound... would you give us your own ideas on what it all means?"
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WILLIAM: "uhh"
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TV HOST: "is it true that the toast is a symbol of humanity's 'rock'-solid courage, being scraped by the horrifying prospect of death"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ywgggewwjt7e6fwwflu7uneg/bafkreiavxebgs7nujv3nf4xi2jujq6ek2l5euk77s35gjdqup76cy7c6fe)
![[she's... ARMADA duPONT: "master murder solver!"]
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ARMADA: "let's see... —what devious death has occurred THIS week for me to investigate?"
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ARMADA: "oh wait, yeah."
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ARMADA: "there's been so many episodes... that EVERYONE's been murdered."
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ARMADA: "nobody's left."
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ARMADA: "am... am I the murderer?"
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[find out NEXT TIME! on 'ARMADA duPONT'!]
ARMADA: "aaaaaaaaa i'm in hell i'm in hell i'm in hell"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ywgggewwjt7e6fwwflu7uneg/bafkreih6zifdvbwsfxhs2qmuxrqo7kx723wok3b6l3m7xkyjkkzeis3s6m)
![TOMO: "ahhh, the internet... a terrific tool for WORLD DOMINATION!! —a single message can send global leaders TREMBLING!"
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TOMO: [ur mom]
PRESIDENT CHIYO-CHICHI: [No, I am a father.]
[ —YOU ARE BLOCKED— ]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ywgggewwjt7e6fwwflu7uneg/bafkreih2efng7bqhhx6huqhwqy7e6alnn3ifmosfaaqp354qxlmcpiz6ve)
![CHIYO: *bang bang*
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OSAKA: "hey, chiyo-chan! whatcha workin' on?"
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CHIYO: "oh, nothing! just a li'l we[CLASSIFIED]
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CHIYO: "HA! guess my mindwave encryption last night WORKED!! NO PEEKING, osaka!"
OSAKA: "yer MEAN, chiyo..."
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CHIYO: "look i just need to borrow your dreamspace a bit longer. don't worry about it!"
OSAKA: "b-but fer WHAT?"
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CHIYO: "TIME'S UP, TOMO!! i've forged the PERFECT WEAPONS to pierce your memory shields!!"
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TOMO: "DREAM ON, chiyo-chan!! i'll NEVER tell you our high school's REAL NAME!!"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ywgggewwjt7e6fwwflu7uneg/bafkreie45yutkanktrkte24byv6lt6qrz4ahrko3h4pgo46uw4jpbhearq)
![LAMBDADELTA: "c'mon, bern, your SONAS all look so BORING! let ME pimp 'em up for once~"
BERNKASTEL: "just ignore her."
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LAMBDADELTA: "HMPH! i'll let your SERVANT decide... —wanna look LAMBDALICIOUS at your next RAVE?"
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ERIKA: "a-ABSOLUTELY NOT!! this DRESS is tacky ENOUGH!!!"
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BERNKASTEL: "......on second thought, make this brat SUFFER."
ERIKA: "NOOOOOOOOOOO"
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[on the game board...]
NATSUHI: "JESSICA! you SURELY have a more SUITABLE outfit for our poor GUEST!"
JESSICA: "i—i don't even know where she got it!!!"
ERIKA: "it's okay... i can solve the case like THIS.... if it pleases my MASTER...."
MARIA: "uu-uu!! new magic pet dog for maria!!"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ywgggewwjt7e6fwwflu7uneg/bafkreihxjvgo6tbo7se6ik6cmrb7iz2fjsqpea7klauj6mmmunetg4algq)
