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Bryce Youngquist

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Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Gavin Newsom personally destroying the belongings of homeless people, in a fun photo-op to prove how tough on the crime of homelessness he is
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Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
thankfully, some kind soul screenshotted it before will blocked me
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Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
look at how obviously he's scaring the all-important white moderates, friend. look at your face, so put-upon and worried. why cant that scary minority stop bringing all this chaos and violence with him!
60s political cartoon showing MLK standing amid a scene of urban devastation, saying "i plan to hold another non violent march tomorrow." there is a white moderate looking terrified as he takes down the words.
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Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
the poor, put-upon white moderate, gazing at the destruction inflicted on his beloved city by that meanie Dr. King
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Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
ad that communist wrecker Dr. King is harming the cause of black liberation, and he needs to be stopped. you will always be in this picture, looking at the devastation in horror, and plaintively wondering: what must be done, to stop these toxic madmen, trying to make Democrats look bad.
1960s political cartoon showing MLK saying "I plan to lead another non-violent march tomorrow" amid a scene of total urban devastation. a poor innocent reporter looks both sad and terrified by the awful threat this represents
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Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i am pretty sure the guy actually looked like this. please do not look up the actual guy the punchline is exactly what you think it is going to be
Wallenstein, only he is anime as all hell and wearing a sweet cape. he is informing someone very politely that he is stealing their shit because it is a war and he is Wallenstein and you cannot stop him from doing this. he makes some good points.
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Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
yes you are, friend.
trump's cool post about how data centers are cool and great and if you're against them you want China to win, which conveniently is also the ideology of bluesky user Jordan Kay. we thank the helpful fingers of Natalie Harp for serving as a stenographer, and trust that at some point she will get a better photo than the random white lady Jordan Kay is currently hyperventilating over
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Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
documentary evidence suggests yes
Wolverine fighting off a bunch of robots in his living room while he announces it is his moral right as a canadian to watch hockey for as long as he feels like it. He is wearing I think a Calgary Flames shirt but I don't follow hockey so don't quote me on that one. Last panel is him looking at the TV in an extremely doofy way
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Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I'm beginning to suspect the man who thought this photo was a good idea doesnt have a good sense of political optics, Freddy
no seriously it's not photoshopped, this is a photo taken by the office of hakeem jeffries featuring him holding a toy bat like he has never held an object before, and standing at a bizarre angle that makes him look like a child suffering from progeria
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Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
the main aimed for "badass" and landed on "little leaguer"
a picture taken by the office of Hakeem Jeffries. the angle somehow makes him look like he is four foot even. he is holding a very small baseball bat in the manner of someone who has never held an object before in his life. he has the eyes of a Fallout 3 npc. the overall impression is of a child with progeria. everything about the environment relative to him feels like someone did a bad photoshop job and yet the office of Hakeem Jeffres insists no, really, a human took this photo of another human. i don't know either.
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Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
it turns out when you decide to pay a bunch of far right religious extremists to commit acts of terror, you run the risk of those far right religious extremists committing acts of terror, friend. unfair, really. even when you write glowing puff pieces about them post-victory.
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Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
well, aside from when you did exactly that, on the grounds you couldn't think of anything else to do.
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Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
apart from when you said precisely that, yes.
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Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
an extremely white old guy with a push-broom moustache and a camo t-shirt under a vest. he is mad someone said the obama library doesn't look very good
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Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
it turns out that the legitimate pollsters are putting out results Simon really, really does not like
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Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
yeah whatever the result ends up being, misgivings about the original pollster look EXTREMELY correct
Emerson polled the race. Extremely different t
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Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
working on this for three years, just tweeted it out, etc
its the Atlantic going on at great length about how cool and masculine a democrat in a red state is
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Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
they are extremely from the Mr. House school of "the accessories need to be good because holy shit the base chassis has been through some things" this is not the most Gross Corpse looking one
half dressed cyborg, extremely unsexy edition. there are hoses, metal plates, and concerningly deep surgical scars everywhere. the skin is grey and corpsey. the face looks like a zombie someone put a metal skull plate on and gave a cyber eye. I think theres an air pump implanted in the solar plexus for some reason. also the crotch has been replaced by a metal plate. becoming a skitarii clearly looks like it sucks balls.
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Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
that's nice. they disagreed.
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Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
it's not me saying "rape is not a sacrosanct israeli right" is blood libel, friend. that's the Israeli government.
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Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
real shame the Advocate General who leaked it turned out to be Hamas, isn't it. the grim comedy is the reason she started investigating in the first place is she was really hoping this turned out to be done by the hostages the IDF took, to be a sweet propaganda win. and then, well.
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Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
explaining your racial inferiors must die, en masse, for their crimes against your emotional support ethnostate, yes. such a shame, how these terrorists hide among civilian populations, isn't it, herr himmler. what a pity the left cannot understand what must be done, to defend the only German state
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Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
i am not the defense minister of Israel, friend. who explained to you, in great detail, that if you believe it is not the right of Jewish Israelis to rape their racial inferiors as they please, you are committing blood libel why is it that you find yourself here, explaining that right is inviolate
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Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Kamala, the Deathbed Companion
Fia, the Deathbed Companion, from Elden Ring. she is a very pale lady who is sharing a bed with an extremely dead body, and being watched by a bunch of skulls. she's got a lot of stuff going on okay
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Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
i asked you first, friend. if we're catching up on questions now you've got a few to go through. look at all that awful devastation that horrible disruptive commie brought, to the innocent streets of birmingham. doesn't he know how bad he's making his cause look?
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Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Seriously get a look at this shit
This is an ad for towels. Pictured in the picture part is an AWFUL lot of naked hunks. And one very small towel.
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Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
pictured: the glorious triumph of liberalism, by sacrificing a bunch of those pesky little people, in the hopes that would get Hitler to kill the commies and not them. they are still mad eighty years later that cunning bit of surrender to the fascists didn't work!
neville chaimberlain, in 1938, definitely proving that making deals with the fascists is a good idea when liberals do it
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Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
fun trivia: he later decided that the reason he blocked over this exchange was me impugning the honor of the white enclave his wealthy parents live in, which was the only part of his district he won
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Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
actually, Hamas does not hold that "if you say Jews do not have a sacred right to rape their racial inferiors to death, you are committing blood libel, and will be prosecuted by the state" seems like the kind of thing a sensible person would oppose, imo
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Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
to the point the israeli minister of justice has openly proclaimed that if you dont think its the right of Jewish Israelis to rape arabs to death on camera, you are committing blood libel. shit is that bad over there now!
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Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
By the Israeli minister of justice, in the wake of announcing the only crime committed at Sde Teiman was the prosecutor who dared try to suggest it was not the sacred right of Jewish Israelis to rape their racial inferiors to death if they felt like it, friend. the Likud charter is also a fun read.
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Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
the Israeli Minister of Justice has declared you guilty of blood libel, for not agreeing with the state of Israel on that point
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Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
straight from the horse's mouth, in celebration of freeing the gang-rapists of sde teiman of all charges. isnt it great to know that as far as the Israeli government is concerned, if you think raping an arab to death is a crime, you are committing blood libel
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Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Hailing him as a great president, right here, friend. but in fairness his victims -were- mostly brown, and under the standard liberal paradigm you can't go counting them as real people.
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Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
sometimes you just gotta start listening all your favorite nun-raping death squad operators! why cant those darned tankies understand thats what being sensible is
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Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
terrible news, Melissa
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Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
i can show you the Justice Minister dropping all charges, on Israeli Jews who raped a prisoner to death on video, and explaining that if you think that's not their right you're committing blood libel, friend. do you agree when he says raping prisoners to death is "engaging heroically in war"
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Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
allow me to present the Israeli Justice Minister, who informs you in no uncertain terms that if you don't think it's their right, you're committing a blood libel against all Jews, Melissa. i don't think he's right about that. do you.
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Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
this is why we think the state that has proclaimed Jewish Israelis raping their racial inferiors to death is not only no crime, anyone who suggests it is not their right is committing a blood libel, is bad.
the israeli justice minister celebrating the dismissal of charges against the Sde Teiman soldiers caught raping a prisoner to death on camera, and explaining that if you think what they did was a crime you're doing a blood libel actually

he also explains that the gang-rape was "engaging heroically in war against cruel monsters"
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Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
you're welcome.
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Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
indeed. sadly, the people explaining that actually raping Palestinians to death is the sacred right of Israeli Jews, and to claim otherwise is blood libel, disagree. what do you think produces such depraved emnity for humanity among them, friend.
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Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
on the grounds its a great way for them to stand up to the left, and prove they're tough on immigration, yes.
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Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
the all-important White Moderate that mean commie MLK was alienating, with all his divisive "marching." his face says that he is the real victim of the civil rights movement if you think about it
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Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
pictured: leftist electoral incompetence, in the form of Martin Luther King Jr. scaring good white people with his "non-violent" marching
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Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
strange that this Mueller, She Wrote lady says that your grandpa died at Guadalcanal, isn't it.
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Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
heavens no, my name's not Allison Gill.
Allison "Mueller She Wrote" Gill, on the subject of rape victims saying rape jokes aren't funny. suffice to say ITS NOT GOOD. the phrase "zero sense of humor and daddy issues with a desperate need for attention" features.
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Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
hey what's that next thing after NNPTC again the one you dropped out rather than finish
one Allison Gill's history of training to be a Navy Nuke. you may note that step three is incomplete, and step four was never started.
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Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
odd, some nice lady said you were actually a veteran of Operation Desert Storm, friend. you should probably link up with her, and check that out. see her here talking about how her grandfather died at Guadalcanal at the same time?
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Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
odd, some lady said you were in the first gulf war earlier, friend. and a Desert Storm Disabled Veteran. neat trick, considering you were in high school at the time.
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Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
my apologies. you said you were a navy nuke, in the First Gulf War, and a Desert Storm veteran. while you were still, in point of fact, actually in high school.
Mueller, She Wrote: "I was a navy nuke in the first gulf war."
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