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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Here’s a thing about CPTSD, I struggle to go to the shops and become convinced I’m about to be attacked, but I just stepped to the guy driving the concrete truck that reversed across my front lawn right now like Stone Cold heading to the ring
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Stone Cold Steve Austin's WrestleMania 13 Entrance
ALT: Stone Cold Steve Austin's WrestleMania 13 Entrance
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 03/10/2026
It’s honestly really triggering for me that once again, in the aftermath of people finding out a man who is a beloved public figure committed sex crimes in his past, the conversation has to immediately shift into how and when the guy can return to the status quo he was in
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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me: I'm sorry, I didn't come up with it. Goose: It's *fine*! Me: Please don't get upset. It's just a saying. It doesnt mean- Goose: -I said it's fine! I'm just being *silly*.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@longwall26
Confident in my ability to properly tennis, I take the court. I smile at my opponent. Serena does not return the gesture. She'd be prettier if she did, I think. She serves. The ball passes cleanly through my skull, killing me instantly

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One in eight men (12%) say they could win a point in a game of tennis against 23 time grand slam winner Serena Williams
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Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The meme from the Spider-Man film where Willem dafoe says I'm something of a scientist myself.
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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 17/08/2026
How to win at most all things:
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Guy who went on holiday to Toontown and made it his whole personality:
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silverwuffamute @wuffaf.at · 02/06/2026
Ironically, Young Jr is the oldest Young in this photo.
Baseball players at first base. #29 Jared Young #53 Eric Young Jr #2 Cole Young.
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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
hope you brought urine!
A doormat in target that says how you brought wine in cursive but it really looks like hope you brought urine
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That Dragon Guy @paintyourdragon.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Fashion designer Jeremy Scott delivers commencement speech to Kansas City Art Institute graduates. Wait for it…
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David Benedict @eggsbened.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
There are days when I miss being an editor. I loved writing headlines. Whoever did this, I hope they took the rest of the day off.
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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
There's a screenshot going around of authors admitting to AI use and one of them appears to write hardcore monsterfucking fics and this makes me sad. If you're not writing monsterfucking fics for the sheer, genuine love of the game then what the hell are we even doing here?
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Sweet Russ @russbus38.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
When you get new shoes as an adult, nobody asks how fast you can run in them. It’s a real problem.
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Bruce @brucerussell.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Listen very carefully, I will play this only once
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Bruce @brucerussell.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I like my house like I like my coffee....covered in bees!
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Bruce @brucerussell.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Today is the day I finally start properly posting on Bluesky
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Jeff Livingstone @defjeff.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Just remembering how good Bowie was at losing his marker.
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Hey, Barnes & Noble Premium & Rewards members! Today would be a GREAT time to pre-order my book Montgomery Bonbon: Sabotage at Sea at 25% off. Pre-orders really help, and are much appreciated! www.barnesandnoble.com/w/montgomery-bonbon-alasdair-beckett-king/1148118208?ean=9781536241716
Barnes & Noble Premium & Rewards Members online exclusive 25% off upcoming books with code: PREORDER25

The cover of Sabotage at Sea shows a sail ship and the detective Montgomery Bonbon swinging past on a rope.
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GraaaaaveMc🍺 @davemc99.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
"Shaka, when the walls came tumbling down"
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
How does he sleep at night?
Irish Independent: Man stole three coffee machines in a week from Monaghan department store.
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🏳️‍🌈🌟Simon🌟🏳️‍🌈 @thesimonc90.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
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Bruce @brucerussell.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Seems like Starmer has entered the "2 games to save his job" period of his tenure. That always goes well for any managers in that situation
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LilGemGem @lilgemgem.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
This amused me greatly 😂 especially the fox painting 😂 Thank yoooo @cheekybudgie.bsky.social
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Jenny with a Green Ribbon Around Her Neck @readingtheend.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
one thing that would be cool, when prominent creators turn out to be terrible people, would be if we didn't have to go through this performative dance of insisting that their work was never good in the first place.
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
Tweet exchange in which a photo of Anne Hathaway is posted by @TheRoyalSerf, to which user @VvSchweetz24 replies "@grok...do your thing.

@Grok replies: Anne Hathaway isn't Jewish; she was raised Catholic but left the church. She married Adam Shulman (who is Jewish) in 2012 and celebrates Jewish holidays with their kids. SHe's played Jewish roles, like in "Armageddon Time."
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~daniel_barker~ @daniel-barker.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
It's the 3rd of January 1939, your name is professor James Smith and you are staring at a drawing of a fish. It's not a regular fish. It is a completely impossible fish.
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Kevin Veale 😷 (Toitū Te Tiriti) @krveale.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Let's talk about generative AI, contaminated information, and rhubarb. Once upon a time, Europe was at war. Food was scarce, and the government of the quote-unquote United Kingdom looked for alternatives. 1/
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Will Sebag-Montefiore @wsebag.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Scrooge was the good guy
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 24/12/2025
☠️MORTIFYING CHRISTMAS STORY TIME Ahead of the big day tomorrow, here’s the story of The Worst Thing That Ever Happened At Christmas. A few years ago, the two of us were invited to a communal Xmas dinner at a friend’s house, where all the guests were to bring different Xmas dinner components. 1/
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a man in a santa suit is standing in front of a store with a sign that says ' ao ' on it
ALT: a man in a santa suit is standing in front of a store with a sign that says ' ao ' on it
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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Want to hear about my worst ever Christmas Day? Sure you do. 20-ish years ago, my then-girlfriend said her brother had invited us to spend Christmas day with him and his girlfriend at said girlfriend's mum's house. Sounds cosy, right? Nope. 1/
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Last-minute gig idea! A knock-off VHS that looks a bit like a classic Disney cartoon:
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Matthew Hodson @matthewhodson.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
I was diagnosed with #HIV in 1998, when I was 30. Many of my friends had died of AIDS. I did not expect to live to 50. I’m 58 now. HIV treatment works. Treatment also makes it impossible for me to pass HIV on during sex. Ensure HIV treatment for all. End HIV stigma. #WorldAIDSDay
Me on a candlelit vigil for AIDS in 1987. Me last week. Looking pretty healthy for 58 (28 years living with HIV).
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Bruce @brucerussell.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
"If I was a "secret" Nazi, why would I get a permanent Nazi tattoo? Check and mate!"
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Bruce @brucerussell.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
For privacy sake, let's call him Jim C. No, that's too obvious. Let's say J Cameron
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Chris Washington @cwashington.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Japan has a wrestling camp for kids where at the end they have a show match in front of their parents to show off what they learned. Thought you'd enjoy this.
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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough
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Iain @iainnd.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Look what they did to Notepad. Shut the fuck up. This is Notepad. You are not welcome here. Oh yeah "Let me use Copilot for Notepad". "I'm going to sign into my account for Notepad". What the fuck are you talking about. It's Notepad.
Windows Notepad, the native simple text editor, now has formatting options and a Copilot button.
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badly drawn boo! 🎃👻🧛🏼‍♀️ @soapachu.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
The BBC Facebook feed has a clip of Ilona Maher talking about food and body image. The comments are 2/3 tedious middle aged white dudes saying either 'never heard of her' or somehow trying to suggest that because the US team lost to England last week, that's pertinent for this particular topic. 1/
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but painting St George’s flags on mini roundabouts won’t make your kids want to talk to you
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Alistair Green @mralistairgreen.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
New hotel EXPOSED! 😡 🦁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 02/08/2025
I've got a back to the future detectorists print with a dent/tear at the bottom, free to a randomly selected good home. Follow/Like/Repost/Reply to be in with a chance of getting it.
Detectorists back to the future mash up
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Bruce @brucerussell.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
The replies on this seem ridiculous even for BlueSky. Absolutely miserable, fun vacuums
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Everyone’s Favourite Jim @jimmeruk.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Reading this article about Mr Doodle having a mental breakdown whilst painting his entire house. I'm a bit surprised more wasn't made of this.
Work started in February 2020. Those first few weeks Sam felt unwell. “It was physical, initially,” he explains. “Like I had the flu: cloudy head; I was slow to respond in conversation and couldn’t keep up with TV.” A cold, Sam thought. Severe stress, maybe. “I had weird daydreams, hallucinations, panic attacks …”Work started in February 2020. Those first few weeks Sam felt unwell.“Like I had the flu"in February 2020.
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Bruce @brucerussell.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
"I think you've made your point Goldfinger. Do you expect me to talk?"
A screenshot of Arrival, directed by Denis Villeneuve.
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Dug up some bones in the garden and I’ve tried to recreate what sort of animal they might have been from. Looks like some sort of snake most probably.
Photo of some clean small leg bones on a wooden boardSimple line drawing of the shapes of the bones all lined up at the top, below the same outlines contained within a sausage shape. The sausage has a long nose, round eyes and a little mouth at the left hand end. Caption: SNAKE
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spooky tail latency @bluespacecanary.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
More evidence for my theory that senior management keep pushing maximalist AI adoption because it really can successfully replace them and to a degree already has, because 9 out of 10 executives do literally zero useful things other than occupy a spot in the org chart that needed filling
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Bruce @brucerussell.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
I had the pleasure of working with David Warner at a convention, he was sporting a star trek pride pin badge and spoke at length to the creator of the badge. Just a genuinely good person
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