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Sweet Russ

@russbus38.bsky.social
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The internet’s sweetest uncle. Like… Not gay… Just sweet. bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sj… bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sj…

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Sweet Russ @russbus38.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Traffic is crazy in my neighborhood when school starts. It’s the same every year, packed with muggles, of course.
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Sweet Russ @russbus38.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Sorry for being so anxious earlier. I didn’t know that everything would be okay.
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Sweet Russ @russbus38.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Do something dumb and then tell me about it.
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Sweet Russ @russbus38.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
They say alcohol is never the answer. I say it’s worth a shot.
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Sweet Russ @russbus38.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
When someone asks me to go get something out of their purse, I just bring them their whole purse. Idc if you have nothing to hide. Momma ran a strict program and I have successfully been brain washed.
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Sweet Russ @russbus38.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Playing chess near a small body of water = pondering pawns at a pond.
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Sweet Russ @russbus38.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
People who say nothing is impossible are wrong. I do nothing all the time
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raindro g but spooky @raindro.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
paying for PUBLIC PARKING should be a crime
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raindro g but spooky @raindro.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
if i want my panties in a twist that’s my business don’t tell me what to do
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raindro g but spooky @raindro.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
someone come make me pack my house
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Sweet Russ @russbus38.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
My favorite quote of my 7yo today- “Be ready to be prepared”
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Sweet Russ @russbus38.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Thinking about how annoying I could be if I had an accordion.
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Sweet Russ @russbus38.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
If the hair in your asshole can thrive and grow in a shitty situation, so can you. I believe in you!
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Sweet Russ @russbus38.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
As a person with unmedicated depression and anxiety, I’m having one of those rare days where I’m just at peace with existence. I hope you all are too!
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Sweet Russ @russbus38.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Every day I strive for what I call a PB&J. A personal best and a Jizz.
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Sweet Russ @russbus38.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Whoever told John Denver that moonshine tasted “misty” was a liar.
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Sweet Russ @russbus38.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Police: “anything you say will be held against you in a court of law” Me: “tits”
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Sweet Russ @russbus38.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Tomorrow isn’t promised. Flash me today.
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Sweet Russ @russbus38.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Being the only one who can prevent forest fires is stressing me out.
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Sweet Russ @russbus38.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
If she bounces on it, that’s for you. If she grinds on it, that’s for her.
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Sweet Russ @russbus38.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Date night finna be lit.
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Sweet Russ @russbus38.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
If I were a pokemon. Like a Russachu or some shit. As SOON as I hear “go Russachu!” And get summoned, I’m hitting my so called trainer with a thunder shocker in the B-hole and escaping.
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Sweet Russ @russbus38.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
All I know is, I better never catch Chris crossing applesauce again.
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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Sunscreen is just unfun body lube
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Sweet Russ @russbus38.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
If you’re not drinking with me, then I can only assume you’re drinking against me. An act of war!
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Sweet Russ @russbus38.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
If whatever entity controlling me in this simulation doesn’t start using some cheat codes, I’m going to lose it.
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Sweet Russ @russbus38.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
When you get new shoes as an adult, nobody asks how fast you can run in them. It’s a real problem.
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Just Call Me Amanda🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @amandabf.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
My toxic trait is rolling around in puddles of industrial waste, hoping for super powers.
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raindro g but spooky @raindro.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
the j in marijuana might be silent but the j i’m smoking is loud as fuck
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Sweet Russ @russbus38.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I’m going to start handing my kids a d20 and tell them to roll a persuasion check any time they ask for something
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Sweet Russ @russbus38.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
@deviwestside.bsky.social your spirit animal went to jail.
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Sweet Russ @russbus38.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Being dope and mean gives me dopamine.
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Sweet Russ @russbus38.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Being dope and mean gives me dopamine.
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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
“It’s not talking shit if it’s the truth” -Devinthians 3:69
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raindro g but spooky @raindro.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
the b/g content on my onlyfans is just me face fucking biscuits and gravy
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Sweet Russ @russbus38.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I hate when people say a door is ajar. It’s not a jar, it’s a door. Dumb ass.
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Sweet Russ @russbus38.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Seasonal depression is gone. Regular depression is back! Let’s fucking gooooo!
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Sweet Russ @russbus38.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Dry April isn’t working out for me. It’s more like a moist April.
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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
All ponies are two tricks or more ponies
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Sweet Russ @russbus38.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
When do I get my character development?
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Sweet Russ @russbus38.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Gonna start a clothing line. The clothes will be knitted with spaghetti noodles. The brand name will be…. Spagucci.
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Sweet Russ @russbus38.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
God dammit! There’s shit on this post!
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Sweet Russ @russbus38.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
“Go to bed, you’ll feel better in the morning” is the same thing as “did you try turning it off and on again?”
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Sweet Russ @russbus38.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Bet you can’t keep up
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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
@raindro.bsky.social @russbus38.bsky.social S H O T
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raindro g but spooky @raindro.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
if you quote a skeet of my skeet and get more likes than me that’s actually illegal
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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
OnlyFarms but it’s just two tractors touching tips
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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
If we’re both the same person now does that mean you’ll start paying my bills too
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Sweet Russ @russbus38.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Eat crawfish with pussy fingers. Do NOT eat pussy with crawfish fingers. This message brought to you by the wonderful mind of Sweet Russ.
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Sweet Russ @russbus38.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Taking a break from mental health to focus on alcoholism
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