Sweet Russ @russbus38.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Traffic is crazy in my neighborhood when school starts. It’s the same every year, packed with muggles, of course. 010
Sweet Russ @russbus38.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Sorry for being so anxious earlier. I didn’t know that everything would be okay. 000
Sweet Russ @russbus38.bsky.social · 31/07/2026They say alcohol is never the answer. I say it’s worth a shot. 031
Sweet Russ @russbus38.bsky.social · 08/07/2026When someone asks me to go get something out of their purse, I just bring them their whole purse. Idc if you have nothing to hide. Momma ran a strict program and I have successfully been brain washed. 020
Sweet Russ @russbus38.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Playing chess near a small body of water = pondering pawns at a pond. 141
Sweet Russ @russbus38.bsky.social · 30/06/2026People who say nothing is impossible are wrong. I do nothing all the time 061
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Reposted by Sweet Russraindro g but spooky @raindro.bsky.social · 29/06/2026if i want my panties in a twist that’s my business don’t tell me what to do 28025
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Sweet Russ @russbus38.bsky.social · 29/06/2026My favorite quote of my 7yo today- “Be ready to be prepared” 030
Sweet Russ @russbus38.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Thinking about how annoying I could be if I had an accordion. 173
Sweet Russ @russbus38.bsky.social · 24/06/2026If the hair in your asshole can thrive and grow in a shitty situation, so can you. I believe in you! 020
Sweet Russ @russbus38.bsky.social · 24/06/2026As a person with unmedicated depression and anxiety, I’m having one of those rare days where I’m just at peace with existence. I hope you all are too! 150
Sweet Russ @russbus38.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Every day I strive for what I call a PB&J. A personal best and a Jizz. 020
Sweet Russ @russbus38.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Whoever told John Denver that moonshine tasted “misty” was a liar. 040
Sweet Russ @russbus38.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Police: “anything you say will be held against you in a court of law” Me: “tits” 031
Sweet Russ @russbus38.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Being the only one who can prevent forest fires is stressing me out. 15619
Sweet Russ @russbus38.bsky.social · 04/06/2026If she bounces on it, that’s for you. If she grinds on it, that’s for her. 1113
Sweet Russ @russbus38.bsky.social · 25/05/2026If I were a pokemon. Like a Russachu or some shit. As SOON as I hear “go Russachu!” And get summoned, I’m hitting my so called trainer with a thunder shocker in the B-hole and escaping. 140
Sweet Russ @russbus38.bsky.social · 11/05/2026All I know is, I better never catch Chris crossing applesauce again. 040
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Sweet Russ @russbus38.bsky.social · 08/05/2026If you’re not drinking with me, then I can only assume you’re drinking against me. An act of war! 051
Sweet Russ @russbus38.bsky.social · 08/05/2026If whatever entity controlling me in this simulation doesn’t start using some cheat codes, I’m going to lose it. 182
Sweet Russ @russbus38.bsky.social · 05/05/2026When you get new shoes as an adult, nobody asks how fast you can run in them. It’s a real problem. 2409
Reposted by Sweet RussJust Call Me Amanda🐈⬛🐈⬛ @amandabf.bsky.social · 24/04/2026My toxic trait is rolling around in puddles of industrial waste, hoping for super powers. 23914
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Sweet Russ @russbus38.bsky.social · 22/04/2026I’m going to start handing my kids a d20 and tell them to roll a persuasion check any time they ask for something 0114
Sweet Russ @russbus38.bsky.social · 21/04/2026@deviwestside.bsky.social your spirit animal went to jail. 140
Reposted by Sweet RussSweet Russ @russbus38.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Being dope and mean gives me dopamine. 0157
Reposted by Sweet RussDevi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 11/04/2026“It’s not talking shit if it’s the truth” -Devinthians 3:69 2369
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Sweet Russ @russbus38.bsky.social · 10/04/2026I hate when people say a door is ajar. It’s not a jar, it’s a door. Dumb ass. 3145
Sweet Russ @russbus38.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Seasonal depression is gone. Regular depression is back! Let’s fucking gooooo! 0195
Sweet Russ @russbus38.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Dry April isn’t working out for me. It’s more like a moist April. 121
Reposted by Sweet RussCorduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 04/04/2026All ponies are two tricks or more ponies 13011
Sweet Russ @russbus38.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Gonna start a clothing line. The clothes will be knitted with spaghetti noodles. The brand name will be…. Spagucci. 162
Sweet Russ @russbus38.bsky.social · 01/04/2026“Go to bed, you’ll feel better in the morning” is the same thing as “did you try turning it off and on again?” 020
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Reposted by Sweet RussDevi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 31/03/2026OnlyFarms but it’s just two tractors touching tips 2298
Reposted by Sweet RussDevi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 31/03/2026If we’re both the same person now does that mean you’ll start paying my bills too 1183
Sweet Russ @russbus38.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Eat crawfish with pussy fingers. Do NOT eat pussy with crawfish fingers. This message brought to you by the wonderful mind of Sweet Russ. 020
Sweet Russ @russbus38.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Taking a break from mental health to focus on alcoholism 0136