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Iain

@iainnd.bsky.social
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Do not be an alien in my replies or quotes. Never show me something that sucks. They're always trying to hit me with their cars.

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Iain @iainnd.bsky.social · 9h
Everybody who believes "buhh our universe is a simulation" is the most boring person you'll ever meet.
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Iain @iainnd.bsky.social · 13h
Taking ass and kicking names
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Iain @iainnd.bsky.social · 14h
This one fucker at work loves to ask everyone questions where the answer is "exactly what Iain told you 6 months ago"
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Iain @iainnd.bsky.social · 18h
American Honker Story
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Iain @iainnd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Never megaman I didn't like
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Flubbed my gaffe in an important cock-up this morning :/
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Iain @iainnd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You said it Nigella
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Iain @iainnd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This god damn boy is 11 are you kidding me
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Iain @iainnd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@mattfromalaska.bsky.social @johnweinert1.bsky.social On MSN Messenger they had a two-player Solitaire game. I forget how it worked, I think you each only had half the deck?
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Golgo 1312 @whatroughbeast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think a fun way to achieve a kind of immortality would be to summit Everest and then get nude at the very top and die in an attempted self-suck position. Try to get frozen to the spot so they can't get you down and everyone has to deal with you forever. A quick before and after of the concept.
A photo of a smiling man in an orange snowsuit standing at the peak of Mt. Everest, his arms raised in triumph The same photo, but now there is a crude doodle of a figure crouched at the triumphant climber's feet. The figure is dead and frozen and looks like he's trying to suck his own dick, which is fairly shriveled from the intense cold.
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Iain @iainnd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am exploring respectfully
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Iain @iainnd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm hearing the banks are out of money.
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Iain @iainnd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(Bee Gees' "I Started A Joke") I'm buying a gun,
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Iain @iainnd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Stream has been up for a bit. It's basically a game about hubbykampf. They should have called it Alan Kampf.
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Iain @iainnd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And it's hard to peepee poopoo In the cold November rain
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Iain @iainnd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And he's doing ALL the voices! 11am Sydney time!
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Iain @iainnd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
C'mon
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Iain @iainnd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Who cares, wake me when AI goes Rouge (becomes a big titty bat)
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Keanu_reevebooks @jamesgameboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
At this point, if you haven't seen the music video for Moth GF by James Gameboy, it says more about the listener than it does the song. With no news coverage and negligible playlist presence, it's easy to claim ignorance. youtu.be/St6eiwKe6Hw?...
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Moth GF - A Genuine James Gameboy Music Video
YouTube video by James Gameboy
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Iain @iainnd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Swing your partner round and round Cult has summoned twisted sound
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Iain @iainnd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@johnweinert1.bsky.social Do you think Chen was here? youtu.be/sT7xSvOilY0
youtu.be
China's FIRST EVER Insane Clown Posse Party! W/City-Boy Baagi
YouTube video by FunkyGer
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Iain @iainnd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sometimes you gotta sleep all say then go to bed at 8:30
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Iain @iainnd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Morty Kombat
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r0sie @r0sie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
jh
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
holy shit lmao
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Iain @iainnd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
for sale left baby shoe left baby glove never worn
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Wubbles @wubbwarg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
AI comic
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Iain @iainnd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ah here at last I face the legendary Gordian knot, a rope tied in such a complex manner that none have untied it, and he who does will be made King of Asia. Now to simply draw my sword and...threaten to cut a baby in half if they don't make me king
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Iain @iainnd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I agree
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Iain @iainnd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm every 40+ comedian in Sydney. I love to go to the Ashfield Bowlo on a Thursday night and ask "Is anyone here from western Sydney?" and I'm always surprised that everybody is from Ashfield.
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Iain @iainnd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@bj-slive.bsky.social Check it out, it's Trog
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Iain @iainnd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@strenuousorb.bsky.social Just finished Movie Quote Guys. Good stuff.
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Iain @iainnd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
ASCII Jucika
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Iain @iainnd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hmm okay so one of these guards can only lie, and the other can only tell the truth. But which is which? Hmm. Ah I know, let's see what they say if I cut this baby in half
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Iain @iainnd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Avengers: Dooksday
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Iain @iainnd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If I was on Bake Off for surprise week I would make popcorn
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Iain @iainnd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I had a visitor when I called in to the stream this week! But what a shame the call got disconnected right before they could speak on air. www.twitch.tv/mattfromalas...
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A surprise visitor - mattfromalaska on Twitch
Watch mattfromalaska's Hollow Knight clip titled "A surprise visitor" on Twitch.
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Matt, from Alaska @mattfromalaska.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Getting Donald Duck on the stream is definitely a new bar. To think, that was really him on the other end of that phone line. After he inspired me so much.
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Iain @iainnd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Stream's up!
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Iain @iainnd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Stop fuckin around with the weather. "Buhh it's cold it's hot it's cold again" do I need a hoodie or not Jesus Christ
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Matt, from Alaska @mattfromalaska.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Maybe get some stronger glasses next time."
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Matt, from Alaska @mattfromalaska.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Stream tonight! The Wheel has chosen Hollow Knight for us this week, in addition to whatever beverage experiments @johnweinert1.bsky.social exposes us to. You never know what to expect on this show! Except for a good time, that is. Tonight at 6! twitch.tv/mattfromalaska
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mattfromalaska - Twitch
The Wheel Stream is live every Monday (usually), 6pm Pacific. — mattfromalaska streams live on Twitch! Check out their videos, sign up to chat, and join their community.
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Keanu_reevebooks @jamesgameboy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I've been perusing the wikipedia list of the most massive objects in the solar system as inspiration for a game and tonight I got to the entry for yo mama
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Iain @iainnd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Just found out about eutherians, a prehistoric lineage of rodents from which most placental mammals evolved. From some fossils found in 2017 it looks like they were nocturnal, ate insects and plants, and may have been used to move the cursor on my buddy John's laptop.
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Iain @iainnd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's good when a bunch of machines have an issue and you look it up and the first result is a Reddit thread where the highest reply starts with "Oh fuck."
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Iain @iainnd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I heard a previous owner of John's laptop was having writers block, so he decided to take a break from writing. And he downloaded what he thought was a game, but it turned out it was actually a keylogger. And he said "aha now I know how I'll get my characters into the city!". That's how old it is.
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Iain @iainnd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What a good AI would do, is it'd be like a little hovering guy, and say things like, when you're getting dressed it'd tell you "Remember you're gonna be in the city today, you might have to go near the Martin Place fountain, you'd feel like a big lameo in the Matrix shirt there", it'd be helpful
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Iain @iainnd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Had another follow up. I think he's heard it before.
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Iain @iainnd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
When you see only one set of footprints in the sand, that is when that guy cut the baby in half
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Iain @iainnd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You're allowed to sneeze on the train if the guy in front of you is watching AI Tink Tonks without headphones. It's excellent for the gander, in fact.
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