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🏳️‍⚧️ Fiona The Eepiest Kobold 🏳️‍⚧️ @scalieshutterbug.bsky.social · 2h

Kobold hatchlings make that same laser noise that alligator hatchlings make! 😮

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That Dragon Guy @paintyourdragon.bsky.social · 6h

So THAT explains the deal with werewolves and coffee! #WerewolvesAndCoffee

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That Dragon Guy @paintyourdragon.bsky.social · 10h

Just me or is that an unfortunate abbreviation for “extra creamy oat milk”? 💩

“Planet Oat extra creamy oat milk” abbreviated to “PLANETO EXCRM OMLK,” but which kinda looks like “Planet o’ excrement” somehow.

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That Dragon Guy @paintyourdragon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Worst possible name for a place serving drinks this color.

Some kind of layered tea monstrosity in a clear cup with the shop name "ChaChaCha" on it

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Fallfeathers @fallfeathers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

i love halloween. people start putting big inflatable dragons out on their front lawns.

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LEE GATLIN @neilaglet.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Dr. Connors, I presume

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Tiger guy @bronztiger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

#MonsterSuitMonday Cabin in the Woods - Werewolf - AFX Studio (3/3)

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That Dragon Guy @paintyourdragon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

There were a lot and I can’t perfectly sort them sequentially, but I just remembered that most of Gumby was scary…

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That Dragon Guy @paintyourdragon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

That insincere sort of half-migraine that’s not enough to fully take you out but bad enough that you’re not getting groceries in this weather and it takes every last spoon to call and cancel a hotel reservation, nap time. Second nap. Elevenses. 🧟‍♂️

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ka92 @ka92.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

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Max B 💙 🔶 🇺🇦 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @maxbrockbank.com · 15/03/2025

Who said the Germans have no sense of humour?

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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 03/10/2026

NYC is opening 160 car-free (but treat-filled) streets and plazas to enjoy fun and safe fall festivities this spooky season. Find one near you at nyc.gov/trickorstreets.

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Sodders 🔜 MFF 📌 ❤️💚 #RememberingSlash 💚❤️ @sodders.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Need that Wolf statue :E (Seen at Wonder Festival in Shanghai)

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That Dragon Guy @paintyourdragon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The screaming match that must have occurred in the marketing meeting between Team “Bear-y” (because bear pun) and Team “Berry” (because real fruit) must have been intense. Objects thrown, rage quitting, etc.

Two squeezy packs of Crofter’s Organic Fruit Spread with a bear on the package, one strawberry and the other mixed berry

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Slig @slig.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Scientists observing animals: They may seem to mourn their dead but we must be never allow ourselves to anthropomorphize these creatures. Scientists observing software programmed to shit out bad country songs & undress pictures of random women: We have created God

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That Dragon Guy @paintyourdragon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Forecast is a billion today so I set out a dish of water for the birbs & squirrels, tossing some nuts in & around to entice them. But it’s an Unfamiliar Object so the crows are wary. Just looked outside, 3 of them are standing around it looking puzzled, exactly like the creatures in “Gas Planet.”

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That Dragon Guy @paintyourdragon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I once saw this classy gift wrap job where someone used paper road maps & rustic twine. Such a cool aesthetic, I swiped the idea. If a thrift store had some maps, I’d rummage for any nice ones…popular travel destinations, or friends’ home towns, stuff like that. Maintained a stash of these.

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That Dragon Guy @paintyourdragon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Bought the Nalgene werewolf sippy cup. Could’ve bought a simple blank one and added a sticker, but… A) I am a consumer whore, and B) It’s important to send a message to the bean counters that werewolf merch sells, so they’ll make more.

1 liter Nalgene water bottle, deep cobalt blue plastic with silkscreened artwork of a full moon and howling werewolf; moon and lid are both yellow

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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

RANKED. COMPETITIVE. POOPING.

Royal Highland Show sign that says “Toilets For Competition use only”

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That Dragon Guy @paintyourdragon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

They make it sound like an ailment. … Wait.

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Vermillion X. Fox @vermyfox.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Annual reminder on how to distinguish your werewolves for Halloween:

To the left straight werewolves, which are all people with hair glued to their face in appearance.

To the right LGBT+ werewolves, which are all anthro wolves in appearance.

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Rain Dog @brushwolf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Oh YEAH it’s time for my Halloween Hot Take! In “The Monster Mash,” they sing about doing the Mash but they don’t play it or tell you what it is other than old enough Drac remembers it as his Transylvanian Twist. Therefore the actual Mash itself is something like Bartok’s Romanian Folk Dances.

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That Dragon Guy @paintyourdragon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It’s been two months since I’ve been outraged about Goat Man’s inadequate screen time in the Masters of the Universe movie and it’s time to bring that rage back. Looks like the Blu-Ray doesn’t have shit for bonus features, so we won’t get our Goat Man fix there either. Everything is terrible.

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That Dragon Guy @paintyourdragon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Notice how GLP-1 drugs and Flock cameras entered the public space around the same time? They say “the camera adds ten pounds,” and those surveillance cameras are EVERYWHERE, each one adding ten pounds.

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That Dragon Guy @paintyourdragon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Exciting. Attained a level of trust with the backyard crows where I no longer have to turn my back before they’ll pick up a peanut 30 feet away.

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That Dragon Guy @paintyourdragon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It been a whole month since I’ve made a joke about Immortal Masks and teeth.

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DareBear @derekbgayle.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

Missing him this season

Old image of fruit brute, a gay homosexual werewolf with messy hair in rainbow overalls, holding his own cereal box with his glamour shot

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That Dragon Guy @paintyourdragon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It’s Werewolf Month*! * every month is Werewolf Month really, but October is like special deluxe Orthodox Werewolf Month with spinner rims and ground effects lighting

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That Dragon Guy @paintyourdragon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

OF COURSE National Monster Dress-Up Month starts with a heat wave… 🐺💦

Week-ahead forecast with highs in the upper 80s and low 90s

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That Dragon Guy @paintyourdragon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

New metaphor for wolfing out just dropped, “going full Dr Pepper.” Happy Halloween Month!

Round Table Pizza window poster, “we went full Dr Pepper for game day”

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That Dragon Guy @paintyourdragon.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

BTW THE WHOLE MONTH OF OCTOBER IS FAIR GAME FOR GOING AROUND IN A WEREWOLF COSTUME AND GETTING PHOTOS AT COFFEE PLACES. THIS IS A LONGSTANDING CULTURAL TRADITION AND IF YOU HAVE THE MEANS BUT FAIL TO PARTICIPATE YOU ARE A DIRTY HEATHEN. #WerewolvesAndCoffee 🐺 by @moonshiftmonsters.bsky.social

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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Excuse me wtf is this. We all know what's missing here and the obvious absence just makes it more noticeable.

Magic card called Dance with Goblins. David Bowie as the Goblin King is there but his signature bulge is not.

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PJ Harvey Dent @bsakat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Wendy Carlos should be on the 20 dollar bill. There should be a 50-foot-tall, solid-gold statue of her in Pawtucket. You should be able to buy all her albums in any format you want and a line of custom branded synths. She should be a household name along with Bob Moog.

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That Dragon Guy @paintyourdragon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

BBQ PopChips are basically God, but all the stores I frequent no longer carry them, and when they did, they were like $750,000 a bag. I was only in Dollar Tree to look for one of their Halloween items I’d seen online, and LOOK WHAT THEY HAVE for $1.25! I bought five bags.

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That Dragon Guy @paintyourdragon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Look how cute. IDEA: add a beefy lanyard strap, fill with sewing misc, now it’s a “cosplay medic” badge.

Palm-size blue tin of Danish butter cookies

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That Dragon Guy @paintyourdragon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Lol did they just pull a “A Vote for Bart is a Vote for Anarchy” ?

Political mailer: “The special interests behind Prop 40 *say* it's just a one-time tax” (re: California’s “billionaire tax”)

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ka92 @ka92.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

ｵｰｶﾐ

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Taran Fiddler @tfiddlerart.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Tomorrow 🐺🌕

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That Dragon Guy @paintyourdragon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It’s batshit to me that this still happens in The Year of Our Lard 2026. This is like a 1997-level oversight.

Screen shot where an ampersand is represented with the component HTML “escaped” characters: &

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Salmonoid Typhoon @tojothethief.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Actual photo of me being carried away after watching the worst Jeffrey Combs movie… SO FAR

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That Dragon Guy @paintyourdragon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Halloween at Target is super extra disappointing this year. They don’t even have those terrible glitter skulls, and those were bad.

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That Dragon Guy @paintyourdragon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

FINALLY found a place with the werewolf-flavored Fanta…but only the giant 2 liter bottle. I don’t need all that.

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That Dragon Guy @paintyourdragon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

“Costume Season starts now,” according to email just received. Okay but in this house it runs all the way through Sept. 28. 👹🐺🐲

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That Dragon Guy @paintyourdragon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

SuPeR iNtElLiGeNcE!!1! sUpEr DuPeR mIsSiLe!!1! Bunch of six year olds. Please, cholesterol, do that thing you sometimes do. 🧈🙏

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