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🏳️‍🌈🌟Simon🌟🏳️‍🌈

@thesimonc90.bsky.social
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Gay? In this economy??! A hyper mess from Essex living in Hertfordshire and a caring little character. Trash mag fanatic, meme lover, National treasure. These are all MY own posts! 😊 He/Him 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸

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🏳️‍🌈🌟Simon🌟🏳️‍🌈 @thesimonc90.bsky.social · 1h
See a crab, post a crab 🦀
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🏳️‍🌈🌟Simon🌟🏳️‍🌈 @thesimonc90.bsky.social · 10h
New favourite thing for my home 😍
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🏳️‍🌈🌟Simon🌟🏳️‍🌈 @thesimonc90.bsky.social · 11h
I had way too many to pick from 🤣 went for whatever came first into my head. Quite the selection!
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🏳️‍🌈🌟Simon🌟🏳️‍🌈 @thesimonc90.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Actually love this so so much! 🤣
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Kim Kardashian: It's What She Deserves
Alt: Kim Kardashian: It's What She Deserves
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🏳️‍🌈🌟Simon🌟🏳️‍🌈 @thesimonc90.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Five Guys and Wendy's next to each other in Watford, I'm literally deciding like...
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Homer Simpson Plays Eeny Meeny Miney Moe
ALT: Homer Simpson Plays Eeny Meeny Miney Moe
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🏳️‍🌈🌟Simon🌟🏳️‍🌈 @thesimonc90.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I wish this would get more airplay, it's so feel good open.spotify.com/track/55TfPK...
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Dolce Vita (Original Remastered Version 2020)
Ryan Paris · Dolce Vita (Original Remastered Version 2020) · Song · 1983
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🏳️‍🌈🌟Simon🌟🏳️‍🌈 @thesimonc90.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He did NOT 😭😭
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🏳️‍🌈🌟Simon🌟🏳️‍🌈 @thesimonc90.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There are two songs out atm called Babydoll and I didn't realise at the time. Heard one and loved it, then heard the other thinking it was the same and thought "wait, I swear I liked it, this is crap", then I realised 😂
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🏳️‍🌈🌟Simon🌟🏳️‍🌈 @thesimonc90.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
G'morning! We're live!
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🏳️‍🌈🌟Simon🌟🏳️‍🌈 @thesimonc90.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wake up tomorrow with me on @glitterbeamuk.bsky.social at 8am, playing you the best mix of music, and we're talking about some pretty iconic street art.... On DAB, Online, on every screen, or via smart speaker
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🏳️‍🌈🌟Simon🌟🏳️‍🌈 @thesimonc90.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Some parents really need to learn that a restaurant, even a fast food one, is NOT a playground for their children to run around in whilst they ignore them!
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🏳️‍🌈🌟Simon🌟🏳️‍🌈 @thesimonc90.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
September 30. October 1
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🏳️‍🌈🌟Simon🌟🏳️‍🌈 @thesimonc90.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Time to wake up Green Day!
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🏳️‍🌈🌟Simon🌟🏳️‍🌈 @thesimonc90.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We need an NHS for animals
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Well, if it’s 30 September, it must be... oh God. The 36th anniversary of the first—and, you may not be entirely surprised to hear—only transmission of a sitcom which was genuinely called ‘Heil Honey, I’m Home’, in which Hitler and Eva Braun live next door to Jewish couple Arny and Rosa Goldenstein
Neil McCaul as comedy Hitler, mugging for the camera
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🏳️‍🌈🌟Simon🌟🏳️‍🌈 @thesimonc90.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The fact that electric prices are pegged with gas prices when generation generally looks like this is insane
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🏳️‍🌈🌟Simon🌟🏳️‍🌈 @thesimonc90.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can we have Carrefour in England please?
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🏳️‍🌈🌟Simon🌟🏳️‍🌈 @thesimonc90.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you are born feet first, for a very brief moment you wear your mother as a hat
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The Gayly Digest @thegaylydigest.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We may be on our hols, but we’re still bringing you some great content. Our latest episode is out now!! Go give it a listen. Title reveal below, any guess what we’re talking about this week? Listen to us here: SPOTIFY: tinyurl.com/fx68hzut APPLE: tinyurl.com/3c5czj5e YOUTUBE: tinyurl.com/43xmskya
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🏳️‍🌈🌟Simon🌟🏳️‍🌈 @thesimonc90.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Post something random, or you'll have an awful October
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🏳️‍🌈🌟Simon🌟🏳️‍🌈 @thesimonc90.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
DID E4 REALLY SHOW THIS SIMPSONS EPISODE TODAY 😭
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🏳️‍🌈🌟Simon🌟🏳️‍🌈 @thesimonc90.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Café playing Estelle's "American Boy" but it's the Kanye version...
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🏳️‍🌈🌟Simon🌟🏳️‍🌈 @thesimonc90.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cocodomol is gorgeous for curing headaches 😍
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🏳️‍🌈🌟Simon🌟🏳️‍🌈 @thesimonc90.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tbf.... *gestures at everything*
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🏳️‍🌈🌟Simon🌟🏳️‍🌈 @thesimonc90.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Everyone's favourite iconic Simpsons moment. Go!
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🏳️‍🌈🌟Simon🌟🏳️‍🌈 @thesimonc90.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
As it's now autumn this is all of us going balls to the wall with our slow cookers
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🏳️‍🌈🌟Simon🌟🏳️‍🌈 @thesimonc90.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
An underrated banger. Should have been huge! open.spotify.com/track/6ZGERm...
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The Miracle
Queen · The Miracle · Song · 1989
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🏳️‍🌈🌟Simon🌟🏳️‍🌈 @thesimonc90.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'll be ready in 10 mins 😁
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🏳️‍🌈🌟Simon🌟🏳️‍🌈 @thesimonc90.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's the first show of Autumn tomorrow! Set your radios to @glitterbeamuk.bsky.social for 8am to hear the best tunes and some upcoming reality TV! On DAB, Online, on every screen, or via smart speaker
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🏳️‍🌈🌟Simon🌟🏳️‍🌈 @thesimonc90.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Buying fuel at the moment
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🏳️‍🌈🌟Simon🌟🏳️‍🌈 @thesimonc90.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wanking With Tears In My Eyes Wanking The Night Away Wanking Feet I Wanna Wank With Somebody 😁
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🏳️‍🌈🌟Simon🌟🏳️‍🌈 @thesimonc90.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Please add my number on WhatsApp
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🏳️‍🌈🌟Simon🌟🏳️‍🌈 @thesimonc90.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Do you ever think Auntie Mabel's neighbours were like "Is she in that fucking plane again?"
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🏳️‍🌈🌟Simon🌟🏳️‍🌈 @thesimonc90.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"You want salt and vinegar with your chippy tea luv?"
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🏳️‍🌈🌟Simon🌟🏳️‍🌈 @thesimonc90.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I swear haven't we just had the fate of oedipus or whatever it was? Have a break and leave us in peace for a bit! 😭
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🏳️‍🌈🌟Simon🌟🏳️‍🌈 @thesimonc90.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
For those interested, my way of learning (I also have ADHD which makes it a struggle) is Duolingo and watching TV shows I know inside out like The Simpsons in French and studying that book I got. I just need people in person to practice conversation skills
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🏳️‍🌈🌟Simon🌟🏳️‍🌈 @thesimonc90.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Gays at work
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🏳️‍🌈🌟Simon🌟🏳️‍🌈 @thesimonc90.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Goodbye Summer, I shall miss you 😭 even if this summer has been a roller coaster of emotions!
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🏳️‍🌈🌟Simon🌟🏳️‍🌈 @thesimonc90.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
2 new tyres ordered for Ekans...
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Jetsons: Jane Steals Money
ALT: Jetsons: Jane Steals Money
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🏳️‍🌈🌟Simon🌟🏳️‍🌈 @thesimonc90.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You gotta admit, Flanders did spit some facts here...
Ned Flanders standing in front of his destroyed house from The Simpsons episode "Hurricane Neddy" yelling at everyone "CAN'T YOU MORONS DO ANYTHING RIGHT?!?!?!"
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🏳️‍🌈🌟Simon🌟🏳️‍🌈 @thesimonc90.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gone on Osprey, give us nothing
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🏳️‍🌈🌟Simon🌟🏳️‍🌈 @thesimonc90.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Late afternoon is about getting into French with a vanilla milkshake people watching
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🏳️‍🌈🌟Simon🌟🏳️‍🌈 @thesimonc90.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Happy Earth Wind and Fire Day to all who celebrate!
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Earth, Wind & Fire - September (Do You Remember)
Alt: Earth, Wind & Fire - September (Do You Remember)
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🏳️‍🌈🌟Simon🌟🏳️‍🌈 @thesimonc90.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My bluesky friends, am I too old to fully learn and speak French at 36? As I really really want to and I have learnt a lot but I have worries my head won't retain it
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🏳️‍🌈🌟Simon🌟🏳️‍🌈 @thesimonc90.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I get to Popeyes and place my order.... And Ed bloody Sheeran starts playing. Ffs are you lot serious?
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Man Asks 'Can You Turn It Off Lofe'
ALT: Man Asks 'Can You Turn It Off Lofe'
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🏳️‍🌈🌟Simon🌟🏳️‍🌈 @thesimonc90.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Stop with the AI
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🏳️‍🌈🌟Simon🌟🏳️‍🌈 @thesimonc90.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That there clock thing
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🏳️‍🌈🌟Simon🌟🏳️‍🌈 @thesimonc90.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Why doesn't the UK just boycott it like others? They'll hardly ever win and it's very pointless now
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🏳️‍🌈🌟Simon🌟🏳️‍🌈 @thesimonc90.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's not real. It's a waste of resources. Close it down.
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🏳️‍🌈🌟Simon🌟🏳️‍🌈 @thesimonc90.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
When was the last time you heard THIS 😁 open.spotify.com/track/4yoPGb...
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Last One Standing
Girl Thing · Girl Thing · Song · 2014
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