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Prestige 44 - Chicago/Rogers Park - the wind from tomorrow is scouring me away - non sentients / AI art / adults with weird opinions about cartoons / rancid shitty vibes get blocked

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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Damn! Are you the danger room? Because I'm not sure I would last very long inside you, but I think I could improve with practise."
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maffew going to MAGFest @maffewgregg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nigel struggles with Malört (like a lot of people)
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Two great tastes that go well together: Moomin and tower-tunnel. By Paul Antoine Takahashi on instagram.
Moomin with lantern looks down into tower-tunnel with the words from the wall in Annihilation represented next to the steps.
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
(stepping in front of my garage freezer) Yeah, no. No, of course not.
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Narnia books as Isekai Manga
1. My Sweet Tooth Made Me The Villainess’ Slave
2. In Another World, The Dwarves Picked Me To Lead The Revolution
3. All At Sea With My Level 0 Sailing Skills
4. On A Mission In Another World And I Can’t Remember The Cheat Codes
5. That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Horse
6. Help! My Uncle’s In Love With The Demon Queen!
7. Reincarnated In Another World Just As The Game’s Ending
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a man is standing in front of an older gentleman walking his dog in the park. The man, making a friendly gesture towards the little white dog, asks, “does he bite?” The older man replies, “no.” Panel 2: the little dog grabs the first man’s hand with his paw and gives the back of his hand a sensual smooch. Panel 3: the man pulls his hand back in disgust.
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Bolt451. He's Our Bastard ❤️ @bolt451.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Hey. Hey AEW fans! I made you a video!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/08/2026
‘We Get The Food And Then We Eat The Food Until All The Food Is Gone,’ City Of Chicago Announces Unprompted theonion.com/we-get-the-food-and-th…
‘We Get The Food And Then We Eat The Food Until All The Food Is Gone,’ City Of Chicago Announces Unprompted
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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Good morning.
Doom shake shake shake the roomDoom shake shake shake the roomDoom shake shake shake the roomtick tick tick tick doom
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
there is no other world. there are no true revelations to be gained from psychedelic experience. they reveal the opposite: you are organic material and your faulty brains can easily be scrambled into confusion. everything behind the eyes is a dream I would MURDER a machine elf if they were real
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Kind, Warm Steve Austin. Kind, warm Steve Austin read Little Women to the elderly. He pets a cat. He hugs an old friend. He waters some flowers.
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m@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
tried using the remove attachment option in outlook but i still desire
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Garth Marenghi’s Blackened Ranch @brianjorg.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I wouldn’t admit to doing any of this shit if you put a gun to my head.
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Bloody Disgusting @bloody-disgusting.com · 11/08/2026
Best known for his role as Reggie in the PHANTASM franchise, horror icon Reggie Bannister has passed away at 80. Don Coscarelli writes, "Reggie Bannister was a gifted creative collaborator, a dear friend & will be sincerely missed." Bannister starred in all 5 Phantasm films.
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KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Garrett Gilchrist @garrettgilchrist.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Blade Runner takes place forty years In the future.
Not so much science fiction as it is more of a futurism story.
How do things seem to be forty years from now?
It's no musical comedy, David.
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Al Kennedy @alkennedy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Here you go
A graph, with Chief O'Brien vertically oriented and the words Colm Meaney, and the same picture horizontally oriented with the words Row Meaney
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
Thomas @lenOkiller
Every journalist: This lil piece is taking forever but it WILL be a masterpiece... send hugs :/
Finished article: Even the mere amazing flavor of the tantalizing food, entices one to eat it. And believe it or not, that delicious journey from plate to mouth, is only the beginning.
4:11 PM • 2022-01-30
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
uhh i think you guys are gonna want to see this (i try to swing the monitor around but it's not on a swivel and it snaps off its base and clatters onto the floor)
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
“You either die a dude who rocks or live long enough to see yourself become the dude who sucks.” — Harvey Dent
Harvey Dent in The Dark Knight
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Bill Krystal @bill-krystal.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
the enemy of my enemy is my enemy. everyone's my enemy. fuck you
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Garth Marenghi’s Blackened Ranch @brianjorg.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
There does seem to be something about famous white guys of a certain age being embarrassed at being depicted as progressive, antiracist. or just an all around good guy. (Everything about this project sounds terrible.)
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Damion Schubert @zenofdesign.com · 15/07/2026
Finally it's my moment to shine
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
(seeing girl) Hello... (head turning to look at her dog) (voice raising 2 octaves) Hello!! (her boyfriend jogs up from behind) (voice so low it's almost inaudible) Buenos días,
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Garth Marenghi’s Blackened Ranch @brianjorg.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
If you see this post your mentor.
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The Prisoner TV Series Intro Scene
Alt: Patrick McGoohan as Number Six from The Prisoner TV Series intro
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/07/2026
Banjo Player Sought In Hootenanny Spree theonion.com/banjo-player-sought-in…
Banjo Player Sought In Hootenanny Spree
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
superman
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 08/07/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: there’s a rap battle going on, with a small crowd of onlookers enjoying the show. The guy on the microphone raps, “this fool brought an ancient staff. You got no swag; it makes me laugh!” Panel 2: the rapper holding the other microphone is an evil sorcerer with sunken eyes and a long purple robe. In his other hand, he grasps an ancient magic staff, which instantly shoots a bolt of powerful energy at the first rapper, reducing him to ash. The crowd of people watching the battle react excitedly, in awe of the evil sorcerer’s skills.
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
FUCK
The sun holding a gun and pointing it towards a human hand holding a gun pointed towards the sun
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
villain: we’re not so different, you and i hero: we’re literally the opposite. i’m good and you’re bad villain: wait no im the… now hold on hero: villain: i’m gonna throw up
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Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 30/06/2026
I want to address the rumors and clarify that I was *not* kicked out of MENSA for repeatedly demanding to know where they keep the high-IQ porn, I left of my own accord when they finally showed it to me and I found it too cerebral.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a spiral notepad is held by an off-panel individual. The notepad reads: TO DO: Peek out from behind a rock; Open and close mouth repeatedly. Panel 2: it’s a moray eel
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Garth Marenghi’s Blackened Ranch @brianjorg.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Bluesky really needs a ‘mute thread and kill all participants IRL’ function
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spooky sky ✨🌙✨ @sky-writes.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
yeah i'm into
planet fitness
fitness Planet into mv MOUTH

pic of galactus stolen from wotc bc fuck em
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
america is an ideal worth fighting for
I'm American, but I talked to some Germans on a train platform in Chicago last weekend. They spoke very highly about their experience of buying legal weed, getting stoned and eating at Raising Canes.
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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
look at this happy little fucker. i fenced in the perennials this year and the rabbits are starving but the bees are slurpin that good shit down. get on your knees, pray to god: the birds and the bees
little bee sucking off a coneflower in the foreground, just guzzling that good nectar and getting nice and bee-fat
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almojo @almojo.online · 16/11/2024
reposting little beepo here for posterity
tumblr screenshot of a kitten with a sad look on its face. caption reads: 
"Name: Little Beepo
Skill: Fucking Miserable
Quote: Please let me have some grease from the stovetop. I'll cry if you don't let me have some grease. I need it."reply to previous tumblr post reading: "no grease for you, little beepo. i'm sorry, but its for your own good" followed by a response from the original poster, reading "Little Beepo's misery(bolded) is increasing." repeated 4x captioning an edited photo of that same cat with one eye enlarged
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KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Friday night
Friday
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Garth Marenghi’s Blackened Ranch @brianjorg.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I feel bad for anyone capable of deluding themselves into thinking they’re part of something because they patronize a business.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 11/06/2026
we heard you've been shit-talking about Wears Shorts In Winter chat in Wears Jeans In Summer chat. NOT fucking cool
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Garth Marenghi’s Blackened Ranch @brianjorg.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I got 3/4 of the way through the S4 premiere before concluding the latest job site screaming match felt especially fake this time around and that I didn’t give a shit about any of these people.
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Garth Marenghi’s Blackened Ranch @brianjorg.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
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Jan Brady Says 'Sure, Jan.'
Alt: Marcia Brady can tell this is complete bullshit
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Garth Marenghi’s Blackened Ranch @brianjorg.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Subjective opinions about how something sucks are a dime a dozen/ultimately meaningless but can be shored up into semi legitimacy by also mentioning it didn’t make any money or failed to protect shareholder value. It’s also the lowest form of shitty engagement bait.
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ross🌊 @snakeloch.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
image that only gets funnier as time passes
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C H I L I @chili.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Pondering
Travois
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Scott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
this website is not beating the allegations
This is an odd take because bouncy
castles are symbols of bourgeois frivolity, not leftist fun
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