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Garth Marenghi’s Blackened Ranch

@brianjorg.bsky.social
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Prestige 44 - Chicago/Rogers Park - the wind from tomorrow is scouring me away - non sentients / AI art / adults with weird opinions about cartoons / rancid shitty vibes get blocked

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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Damn! Are you the danger room? Because I'm not sure I would last very long inside you, but I think I could improve with practise."
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Garth Marenghi’s Blackened Ranch @brianjorg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I recall being sad at GRINDER only getting one season but age has since taught me that nailing it the first time and leaving is something to be savored.
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Garth Marenghi’s Blackened Ranch @brianjorg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Legitimacy is now well within sight!
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maffew going to MAGFest @maffewgregg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nigel struggles with Malört (like a lot of people)
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Garth Marenghi’s Blackened Ranch @brianjorg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Adam Smasher Cyberpunk
Alt: Adam Smasher from Cyberpunk 2077, the actual ultimate corporate soldier
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Two great tastes that go well together: Moomin and tower-tunnel. By Paul Antoine Takahashi on instagram.
Moomin with lantern looks down into tower-tunnel with the words from the wall in Annihilation represented next to the steps.
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
(stepping in front of my garage freezer) Yeah, no. No, of course not.
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Narnia books as Isekai Manga
1. My Sweet Tooth Made Me The Villainess’ Slave
2. In Another World, The Dwarves Picked Me To Lead The Revolution
3. All At Sea With My Level 0 Sailing Skills
4. On A Mission In Another World And I Can’t Remember The Cheat Codes
5. That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Horse
6. Help! My Uncle’s In Love With The Demon Queen!
7. Reincarnated In Another World Just As The Game’s Ending
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a man is standing in front of an older gentleman walking his dog in the park. The man, making a friendly gesture towards the little white dog, asks, “does he bite?” The older man replies, “no.” Panel 2: the little dog grabs the first man’s hand with his paw and gives the back of his hand a sensual smooch. Panel 3: the man pulls his hand back in disgust.
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Garth Marenghi’s Blackened Ranch @brianjorg.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The closest thing the sport has to a FromSoft boss
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Garth Marenghi’s Blackened Ranch @brianjorg.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I think Tony does an excellent job of broadcasting energy and enthusiasm about whatever is currently going on in the ring and I’m very glad he’s improved enough to where he isn’t being regularly doxed and threatened with murder in match reviews like back in 1999.
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Garth Marenghi’s Blackened Ranch @brianjorg.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
WHOOOOO?!
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Such A Lust For Revenge
Alt: Skull Face from Metal Gear Solid 5 getting yanked away by his XOF guards while yelling some of that trademark scintillating Kojima dialogue
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Bolt451. He's Our Bastard ❤️ @bolt451.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Hey. Hey AEW fans! I made you a video!
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Garth Marenghi’s Blackened Ranch @brianjorg.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Pretty much anytime we get Jericho on it feuding with washed ex-MMA guys I start to understand why no one thought AEW was gonna make it in the beginning.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/08/2026
‘We Get The Food And Then We Eat The Food Until All The Food Is Gone,’ City Of Chicago Announces Unprompted theonion.com/we-get-the-food-and-th…
‘We Get The Food And Then We Eat The Food Until All The Food Is Gone,’ City Of Chicago Announces Unprompted
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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Good morning.
Doom shake shake shake the roomDoom shake shake shake the roomDoom shake shake shake the roomtick tick tick tick doom
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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derek 🔒 @brainedimage.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
there is no other world. there are no true revelations to be gained from psychedelic experience. they reveal the opposite: you are organic material and your faulty brains can easily be scrambled into confusion. everything behind the eyes is a dream I would MURDER a machine elf if they were real
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Kind, Warm Steve Austin. Kind, warm Steve Austin read Little Women to the elderly. He pets a cat. He hugs an old friend. He waters some flowers.
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Garth Marenghi’s Blackened Ranch @brianjorg.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
A lot of the Chicago Potbellies still have their little guitarist hutch even if I haven’t seen one occupied in many years.
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m@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
tried using the remove attachment option in outlook but i still desire
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Garth Marenghi’s Blackened Ranch @brianjorg.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I wouldn’t admit to doing any of this shit if you put a gun to my head.
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Bloody Disgusting @bloody-disgusting.com · 11/08/2026
Best known for his role as Reggie in the PHANTASM franchise, horror icon Reggie Bannister has passed away at 80. Don Coscarelli writes, "Reggie Bannister was a gifted creative collaborator, a dear friend & will be sincerely missed." Bannister starred in all 5 Phantasm films.
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KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Garth Marenghi’s Blackened Ranch @brianjorg.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
It’s definitely for anyone whose favorite part of The Hunger Games was Katniss restating the contents of her inventory every few pages.
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Garth Marenghi’s Blackened Ranch @brianjorg.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I’m meh on the guy personally but I will say that one thing that got me from lapsed fan into NJPW ten years ago was seeing Cody on a poster and wondering if he was doing an intentional Geese Howard cosplay.
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Garrett Gilchrist @garrettgilchrist.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Blade Runner takes place forty years In the future.
Not so much science fiction as it is more of a futurism story.
How do things seem to be forty years from now?
It's no musical comedy, David.
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Al Kennedy @alkennedy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Here you go
A graph, with Chief O'Brien vertically oriented and the words Colm Meaney, and the same picture horizontally oriented with the words Row Meaney
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Garth Marenghi’s Blackened Ranch @brianjorg.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Meme from Inglourious Basterds
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
Thomas @lenOkiller
Every journalist: This lil piece is taking forever but it WILL be a masterpiece... send hugs :/
Finished article: Even the mere amazing flavor of the tantalizing food, entices one to eat it. And believe it or not, that delicious journey from plate to mouth, is only the beginning.
4:11 PM • 2022-01-30
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
uhh i think you guys are gonna want to see this (i try to swing the monitor around but it's not on a swivel and it snaps off its base and clatters onto the floor)
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Garth Marenghi’s Blackened Ranch @brianjorg.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
You did have that high speed chase with Roddy Piper that time
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
“You either die a dude who rocks or live long enough to see yourself become the dude who sucks.” — Harvey Dent
Harvey Dent in The Dark Knight
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Garth Marenghi’s Blackened Ranch @brianjorg.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
In Indiana we had “Creating Positive Relationships” which was 10% about fertilization with the rest being how anyone who has sex before marriage would die a scab covered junkie in the gutter.
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Bill Krystal @bill-krystal.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
the enemy of my enemy is my enemy. everyone's my enemy. fuck you
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Garth Marenghi’s Blackened Ranch @brianjorg.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
A radioactive spider?
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Garth Marenghi’s Blackened Ranch @brianjorg.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I feel like one of the most joyous aspects of PW is that like all carnival derived primal DIY art forms it can happen literally any place that people gather. Churches, breweries, currently in use Canadian industrial facilities - anywhere is a battleground.
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Garth Marenghi’s Blackened Ranch @brianjorg.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I see like five DBZ memes on my phone before I even get out of bed in the morning, I think people know who Goku is
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Garth Marenghi’s Blackened Ranch @brianjorg.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
There does seem to be something about famous white guys of a certain age being embarrassed at being depicted as progressive, antiracist. or just an all around good guy. (Everything about this project sounds terrible.)
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Damion Schubert @zenofdesign.com · 15/07/2026
Finally it's my moment to shine
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
(seeing girl) Hello... (head turning to look at her dog) (voice raising 2 octaves) Hello!! (her boyfriend jogs up from behind) (voice so low it's almost inaudible) Buenos días,
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Garth Marenghi’s Blackened Ranch @brianjorg.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
If you see this post your mentor.
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The Prisoner TV Series Intro Scene
Alt: Patrick McGoohan as Number Six from The Prisoner TV Series intro
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/07/2026
Banjo Player Sought In Hootenanny Spree theonion.com/banjo-player-sought-in…
Banjo Player Sought In Hootenanny Spree
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Garth Marenghi’s Blackened Ranch @brianjorg.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
It does sound exactly how the Empire-owned media on Tatooine would view that oddball reclusive semi celebrity.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
superman
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 08/07/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: there’s a rap battle going on, with a small crowd of onlookers enjoying the show. The guy on the microphone raps, “this fool brought an ancient staff. You got no swag; it makes me laugh!” Panel 2: the rapper holding the other microphone is an evil sorcerer with sunken eyes and a long purple robe. In his other hand, he grasps an ancient magic staff, which instantly shoots a bolt of powerful energy at the first rapper, reducing him to ash. The crowd of people watching the battle react excitedly, in awe of the evil sorcerer’s skills.
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
FUCK
The sun holding a gun and pointing it towards a human hand holding a gun pointed towards the sun
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