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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

i think, unfortunately, that this may be my masterpiece

An edit of the "Yes... ha ha ha... YES!" sickos meme to replace the sicko with Cathy (from the syndicated newspaper comics) saying "Ack... ha ha ha... ACK!" with an expression of distress on her face. Her shirt also now reads "Ackos"

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DoiDuh @doiduh.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

I've been wanting to make this for a long time

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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 06/07/2023

(to the tune of Night Moves by Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band) looking at some nice boobs

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

did you know it's illegal to say "i think someone should kill elon musk" it's also illegal to say "the best place to fire a mortar launcher at the eisenhower building would be from the roof of the mills building because of minimal security and you'd have a clear line of sight to elon's office"

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🔫🎃Scott Martian Invaders 🎃🛼 @youcaughtscott.com · 27/02/2025

It is extremely hilarious that the US empire is being dismantled by a Nazi toddler in a K-hole because he’s just that fucking stupid

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bread 🍞 @breadramen.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

rawdogged a walk through the park. it was perfectly fine

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TracketPacer @tracketpacer.com · 25/02/2025

all it would take for a single network engineer to ruin part of the economy is just deleting historical config backups of key routers and then deleting all bgp configuration on those routers

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bread 🍞 @breadramen.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

Mythbusters S5 E16 features this legendary shot of Jamie blasting 3 cigs at once

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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 15/02/2025

How's that Twitter deal aging? How's Tesla's car business doing? How's that bet on Elon's magic self-driving beans feeling right about now? Go ask the one analyst who is too smart to be popular how good SpaceX's business really looks. The real letdown is still coming, bro. The signs are all there.

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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 09/04/2024

my most toxic trait is probably how i apply a 2d4 HP per turn damage-over-time debuff to everyone i meet

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

Since JD Vance just converted to Catholicism 5 minutes ago, he might not know this: the Pope authoring a letter where he goes out of his way to correct you, specifically, is considered "bad" in the Catholic tradition

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onion person @junlper.beer · 07/02/2025

elon musk is literally this dril tweet

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

The new Leisure Suit Larry game will be adding live service elements (when you finish the game one of the developers comes round to your house and jerks you off)

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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

For a party that says we’re in the middle of a constitutional crisis, they sure don’t act like it

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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Democrats are waiting until they can get back in power and then pass a law saying "you must obey the law"

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

brown gravy at night, potato's delight white gravy in the morning, fresh biscuits take warning

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bread 🍞 @breadramen.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

running modern macOS on a 10 year old iMac I bought for 40 bucks! Open Core Legacy Patcher is neat

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★ winnie ★ @winonaparadise.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

fuuuuck man target is rolling back diversity initiatives can anyone recommend me a woman-owned local business to steal yugioh cards from instead

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em 🩸 @citri.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

no more fear no more pain only gamecube harvest moon cow

A picture of a cow from the videogame Harvest Moon: It's A Wonderful Life for Gamecube stands in a field of tall grass.

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particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

the Car Talk brothers invented podcasting by reading chain email jokes on NPR

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Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

“You finish that ad copy for the generic concept of beer?” -“Sure did boss, real fuckin depressing just like you asked” “What”

Ad in a grocery store of someone in flannel holding a beer. Text reads: “it is what it is but a cold beer always helps”

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Sega Dream-Cast Official @dreamcast.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

yes that's why they did that

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onion person @junlper.beer · 29/01/2025

it’s quite possible the most embarassing man to ever exist is in charge of the entire government

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sebmal @mrdo.pro · 28/01/2025

damn sure does seem like as soon as an evil guy becomes the president he can immediately and unilaterally start doing a bunch of evil shit but when a supposedly non-evil guy becomes the president doing literally anything within the span of four years is actually the most difficult thing ever. weird

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LGR @lgr-yt.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

here, have some fish from 2002

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bread 🍞 @breadramen.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

what lighting is better for a kitchen, cool white or warm white? not a riddle or anything I'm just genuinely curious

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mendel tweet archive @mendel-archive.bsky.social · 15/04/2021

i made this quick to shitpost in work slack but i feel like the rest of you need to see it too

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ading.dev @ading.dev · 13/01/2025

I made a Doom source port that runs within a PDF file. PDFs support Javascript, so Emscripten is used to compile Doom to asm.js, which is then run within the PDF engine. Input/output is done by manipulating text input fields. doompdf.pages.dev/doom.pdf github.com/ading2210/do...

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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

“The straight guy from the Village People” sounds like a Jenna Maroney ex as opposed to the real guy who currently owns the brand

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bread 🍞 @breadramen.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

applying a curse to myself by putting Balatro on my phone

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 14/01/2025

4 michelob ultras and a cheeseburger is the most american meal order i've ever seen

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micchiato 🎋 @micchiato.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

Now this, this is looting. Ain’t nobody gonna be arrested for it either.

Los Angeles Times +
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Rents likely to balloon in wake of L.A. wildfires, experts say

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Fredo Fabrucci: The Poster's Poster™ @fredo.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

Introducing the Cans Film Festival: The first film festival dedicated to movies about soup

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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 11/01/2025

This is like every NYT oped happening at once

A cartoon of a kid looking at a little free library, someone is throwing a book into the composting bin, when clearly the book is just trash and should go in the correct bin). Text reads can I ban books from my front yard little free library

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unc on earth @cortmanteau.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

>at dispensary looking for a new strain >ask the budtender if their strain is bisexual or nazi >she doesnt understand >pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is bisexual and what is nazi >she laughs and says “it’s a good strain sir” >i hit it >its nazi

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bread 🍞 @breadramen.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

legit has someone ask me if it was pronounced "bluesky" or "blueski" lmao

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bread 🍞 @breadramen.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

Arris = Commscope now just in case the OUI change confused anyone else

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"

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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

TRY IT - IM RIGHT - dashare.zone ADMIN

A SKALATEN LOOKIN AT THERE PHONE AND THERE CLEARLY NOT AT WORK BUT DA BOSS IS TEXTEN THEM ALL KIND'S OF SHIT AND U KNOW WHAT ? I CANT COME IN I CANT HELP RN AND I WILL SEE YOU MY NEXT WORK DAY, ANYTHING ELSE IS SIMPLY NOT POSSIBLE . "HEY ADMIN I NEED TO GET THIS ROPE THROUGH THE EYE OF THIS NEEDLE" SORRY MOTHER FUCKER THATS A JOB FOR MONDAY, HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND!!!!! AND DA TEXT SAY'S "SAY NO TO YOU'RE BOSS, NO NO SORRY PARDNER, NO THANK'S, NO, SORRY CAN'T, NO, NOABUNGA - YOU WONT GET FIRED - THEIRS NO ONE TO REPLACE YOU WITH - AND YOU WONT BE REWARDED IF YOU SAY YES" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN - IF OUR SOCEITY DIDNT DISEMPOWER EVERY PERSON TO THE EXTENT THAT A TINY AMOUNT OF POWER MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE A KING THEN MAUBE MANAGERS WOULDENT ACT THAT WAY BUT WE WILL PROBLY NEVER KNOW,,, AND ANYONE WHO SAYS "YEA BUT MY MANAGER IS ACTUALY GOOD" WOULD BE CALLING YOU FROM JAIL TELLING YOU THAT THERE WARDEN IS ACTUALY NICE, AND NOT LIKE THE OTHER ONE'S, AND THAT THERE CHAINS ARE ACTUALY PRETTY COMFORTABLE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

All I want from the Switch 2 is for the big launch game to be an open-world Urban Champion sequel so expensive to produce and so poorly received that it bankrupts Nintendo

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bread 🍞 @breadramen.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

uhaul will straight up tell you to just fuck off if you drive a Ford explorer

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