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🚀rockit network engineer 👩🏼‍💻ethernet fangirl 🛜 weird use cases & silly tech! 💌 tracket@tracketpacer.com 🌎 tracketpacer.com

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TracketPacer @tracketpacer.com · 46m
she YOLO’d the stairs when i wasn’t looking & turns out she’s a natural (horse)
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TracketPacer @tracketpacer.com · 28/09/2026
current status
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TracketPacer @tracketpacer.com · 27/09/2026
any advice for teaching a very scared dog how stairs work? 😅
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TracketPacer @tracketpacer.com · 26/09/2026
some of u may remember me posting a fundraiser link ~2 yrs ago, where i smashed some network stuff to raise $ for a litter of puppies that my friends found on the side of the road in TX. well, things have come full circle bc i have now adopted one of those (grown) puppies!! her name is Siana ♥️
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TracketPacer @tracketpacer.com · 26/09/2026
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TracketPacer @tracketpacer.com · 25/09/2026
IT IS DOG DAY
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TracketPacer @tracketpacer.com · 22/09/2026
every time i film a skit like 10 of my coworkers message me on teams the next day to tell me they assume it is about them 😩 stopppppp
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TracketPacer @tracketpacer.com · 22/09/2026
hey so tiktok? fuck you
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TracketPacer @tracketpacer.com · 21/09/2026
the coldest, funniest professional dis is seeing a photo of your team’s lab bench show up in the annual lab training as “DO NOT DO THIS”
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TracketPacer @tracketpacer.com · 21/09/2026
network engineering content that involves dog ?
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TracketPacer @tracketpacer.com · 21/09/2026
if u have ever wanted to see me say “i can’t talk about that because ITAR” in person now’s your chance
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TracketPacer @tracketpacer.com · 20/09/2026
i will be a panelist at WA NUG’s fall event this week, 9/24! come hang out if you’re in the seattle area! (it’s free, you just gotta RSVP) www.usnua.com/live/wanug-f...
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TracketPacer @tracketpacer.com · 19/09/2026
last minute autumn beauty sunflowers are finally starting to bloom in the garden!
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TracketPacer @tracketpacer.com · 18/09/2026
the amount of stuff that ethernet PHYs can report, & the depth it gets to, is wild. we don’t see half of it in our usual show commands, or any network GUI. and unless you have like, a PHY EVB, or a custom-made or jailbroken network device, this stuff just sits in the background
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TracketPacer @tracketpacer.com · 16/09/2026
my number one tip for neurodivergent women surviving sociopathic corporate structures is lexapro
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TracketPacer @tracketpacer.com · 15/09/2026
best rack planning software/tool?
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TracketPacer @tracketpacer.com · 14/09/2026
every day i think “we can’t get more end stage capitalism than this” & then openai goes & hosts a LuXuRy iNfLuEnCeR eVeNt to… what, try to make everyone excited for the worst job market in a decade & AI shoved down all our throats??
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TracketPacer @tracketpacer.com · 14/09/2026
if u want to catch your LG smart TV trying to send your data off to wherever, i’m guessing this is where u start
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TracketPacer @tracketpacer.com · 13/09/2026
“it’ll be easy” insists the architect genius to the low level IC who will actually have to implement the plan
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TracketPacer @tracketpacer.com · 12/09/2026
don’t talk to me or my son ever again
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TracketPacer @tracketpacer.com · 12/09/2026
during the course of this stream i discovered data center simulator. lets just say i know what i’ll be doing next time
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TracketPacer @tracketpacer.com · 11/09/2026
need an excuse to get used to OBS/twitch again. will be streamin waterpark simulator tonight @ 5ish PT :3 we can talk networking or not! twitch.tv/tracketpacer
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Generic white guy SysAdmin @westbynoreaster.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
What are some good materials for a Linux admin who wants to better understand networking (gear, protocols, & management) but isn't up for pivoting to network engineering as a full-time gig? @tracketpacer.com @myraccoonhands.com
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TracketPacer @tracketpacer.com · 11/09/2026
you might notice i’ll be posting more sponsored content in the future—thanks in advance for being patient with me on this 🙏🏼✌🏼
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TracketPacer @tracketpacer.com · 10/09/2026
every neteng job posting: - 10+ yrs exp - master’s degree in: ee, compsci, quantum physics - expert in BGP, MPLS, EVPN/VXLAN, CLOS/spine arch, ECMP, python, ansible, AWS, NIST - intimate knowledge of all network monitoring software in existence - exp w all network vendors - salary: 100k, seattle/LA
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TracketPacer @tracketpacer.com · 08/09/2026
charge shark, update shark, get DHCP shark, enable NTP shark, enable toaster shark, deploy LLDP recon payload shark (…btw the other tool i used here to explore is the netally cyberscope!)
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TracketPacer @tracketpacer.com · 06/09/2026
obviously im gonna go to pax west & purchase tea from every tea vendor there
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TracketPacer @tracketpacer.com · 06/09/2026
in the last 5 months i have spent more time refuting claims made by claude about networking that software engineers insist i look into than actually doing network engineering.
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TracketPacer @tracketpacer.com · 04/09/2026
every day of my life is just another day i do not have a dog (she’s on her way though don’t worry)
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TracketPacer @tracketpacer.com · 04/09/2026
what if we kissed in the gator-filled flame trench just before launch
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TracketPacer @tracketpacer.com · 03/09/2026
if i run over a cable w my car do yall think i can get it to connect at 5gbps?
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TracketPacer @tracketpacer.com · 01/09/2026
the punishment for anyone at work requiring my phone number is that from then on i’m gonna pop up on their social media feed every week
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TracketPacer @tracketpacer.com · 01/09/2026
was struggling to figure out how to model a stool i put together without it being sUgGeStiVe. but anyway i love these things we have them at work
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TracketPacer @tracketpacer.com · 01/09/2026
this genuinely cracked me up when i did a speedtest of defcon’s open wireless network lol tool used is the Ookla Speedtest Pulse
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TracketPacer @tracketpacer.com · 30/08/2026
it’s funny how i never get shit from chuds about “get back to posting muh tech content!!” when i talk about random non-tech things in my life. it’s only when politics touches it that they come out of their holes
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Chris @ Network Fun-Times @networkfuntimes.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Random historical MPLS thing I learned today, surprised I hadn't seen mentioned before: there was once an attempt to make a version of LDP that could do constraint-based traffic engineering. datatracker.ietf.org/doc/rfc3212/ Wikipedia says the IETF stopped progressing it in 2003 in favour of RSVP.
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RFC 3212: Constraint-Based LSP Setup using LDP
This document specifies mechanisms and TLVs (Type/Length/Value) for support of CR-LSPs (constraint-based routed Label Switched Path) using LDP (Label Distribution Protocol). [STANDARDS-TRACK]
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TracketPacer @tracketpacer.com · 25/08/2026
every time i do a skit, my character (me) is always really mean to the other characters (me). i never intentionally plan for this but it inevitably happens
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TracketPacer @tracketpacer.com · 25/08/2026
it’s that time again, when i fire up an overpowered datacenter tier switch on my desk in the open plan office
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TracketPacer @tracketpacer.com · 25/08/2026
do u ever just take a stress nap
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TracketPacer @tracketpacer.com · 24/08/2026
any man using the word “larp” to refer to anything other than live-action roleplaying has forfeited his right to be taken seriously in that space, technical or otherwise
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TracketPacer @tracketpacer.com · 21/08/2026
just to be clear i will NEVER have beef with wireshark my beef is ALWAYS with the things that GET IN WIRESHARK’S WAY
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TracketPacer @tracketpacer.com · 20/08/2026
another day, another dongle/windows bullshit ruining the perfection that is packet capture in wireshark for me
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TracketPacer @tracketpacer.com · 19/08/2026
honestly just white knuckling it thru life rn until i get to share it with a dog again
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TracketPacer @tracketpacer.com · 18/08/2026
i surveyed the defcon-open wireless network…
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TracketPacer @tracketpacer.com · 18/08/2026
so at one point i also ran a speed test on the defcon-open wireless network… lmao
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TracketPacer @tracketpacer.com · 16/08/2026
this is the heat map of a COWARD but im still gonna make a video abt it 🪿
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TracketPacer @tracketpacer.com · 16/08/2026
what are these @hak5.bsky.social
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TracketPacer @tracketpacer.com · 14/08/2026
alright im gonna eat crow a bit here i’ve shit on influencers in the past for getting their bag. i still don’t agree w a lot of it, esp working with unethical companies. but when done ethically with technical chops/a background to stand on… 🤷🏼‍♀️ i think im starting to empathize now
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TracketPacer @tracketpacer.com · 13/08/2026
im tired of this grandpa
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TracketPacer @tracketpacer.com · 13/08/2026
junos firewall filters are whole-hog whereas cisco ACLs/policies/whateverthefuckmaps are modular pick your poison but fw filters will let me do that delicious weird shit i gotta do for bullshit rocketnetwork lab traffic in one go sooo
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