Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 6hOne retro name I think we should bring back is Mona. I find it really pretty. Ok thanks for your consideration & have a great night 030
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 12hFavorite lunch spot near work got replaced by a burger joint where a combo with fries is $24 US Dollars.................... @ Zohran what is your plan to fix this 2120
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Not quite as oversaturated as weepy ballad covers of Dancing On My Own but I do think we need to have a conversation about sultry cabaret covers of Toxic 082
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The only reason I would become a TikToker is to do man-on-the-street interviews where I ask "what exactly did you hope your honking would add to the situation here?" 180
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Obsessed with this completely useless Grindr ad. “Hey you wear clothes, at least sometimes? Wanna click on whatever the fuck?” 130
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Work just sent out a cybersecurity newsletter centered around this story. Real timely stuff 120
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I propose we start making "outof" one word so it matches "into" who's with me 140
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Me in a psychological horror film: “I better not see an eerie distorted reflection in the mirror when I close the medicine cabinet. Not even for a split second. I mean it” 180
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 26/09/2026One silly bit that gets me every time is when someone is listing things and they go 1. [A] 2. [B] 3. [C] 4. [A] again 5. [D] 6. etc. etc. 030
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 26/09/2026All the ads for Primetime have left me with this song mildly to moderately stuck in my head for days now 3100
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Stood next to Daniel Kaluuya while picking up my tickets for a play and I didn’t even say “hello Daniel, my name is Ben and we have the same birthday. Would you like to fall in love?” 1140
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Not to brag buuuuuut I just saw a baby wearing a cowboy outfit and I hope you all experience a blessing of similar magnitude here on this fall Friday 140
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Going into this date with a closed mind and a bad attitude. Wish me luck 💖 2240
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I don’t really have time today to take a ton of pics and fuss over imperceptible differences between them so apologies if this one seems rushed 2550
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Not saying I want to get sabotaged necessarily but I do think it would feel really good to gasp sharply and exclaim "saboteur!" 140
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026When a friend leaves a job on good terms, what is the polite and respectful amount of time to wait before unsubscribing from the org’s newsletter 460
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Admittedly I'm a pretty passive Nicole Kidman fan (by gay guy standards) but has she ever done anything that involved smearing cake all over herself 020
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Grabbed lunch today for my boss (special favor, she gave me her card) and her order is so distinctive (derogatory) the bodega guy immediately knew who it was for and asked if she was my mom 0100
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Lots of State of Israel-sponsored ads in midtown urging the UN to support the war in Iran 020
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 22/09/2026EXTREMELY bold of DoorDash to spin this as an "oopsie honest mistake" when they donated heavily to Cuomo's campaign!!politico.comFollowing New York City lobbying push, DoorDash spends $1M on Cuomo's mayoral bidThe donation marks the largest of any in the crowded Democratic primary for New York City mayor. 070
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This man who lives on my block is the spitting image of the emotionally absent boyfriend from MIDSOMMAR and I regret to inform you I need him so bad 190
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It’s so funny to me that they’re like “yeah so we’re gonna leave the package either way but you can sign for it if you want. Like if you think that would feel satisfying or something” 180
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Me experiencing any emotion whatsoever: I need to go on a 40-minute walk about this 020
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Once when I was a teen my family went to a small town food festival and the local newspaper interviewed my grandmother, who gave them a fake name because she didn't want everyone knowing her business 120
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Stars finally aligned with this guy I've been chatting with for weeks and he rocked my world but turns out his 3-month trip to the US ends on Tuesday 😮💨 it's like raaaaiiiiiin on your wedding dayyyyyy 1110
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Interviewer: and what would you say is your biggest weakness? Me: well no matter how many times I look it up I just cannot seem to learn the definition of "picayune" 030
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Extremely hot dad with his baby strapped to his chest had the gay guy bagel shop cashier eating out of the palm of his hand...... I've so been there but sister you gotta stand up 1310
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Overheard someone out on the street saying "If only I knew where to get a plain baseball cap in this neighborhood!" and I know just the place but there's no non-outré way to share this info 040
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Posted a "me 'n who" on my Instagram story and a man who dumped me 10 years ago responded "used to be me 😂"static.klipy.comBugonia 2025Alt: Emma Stone (bald) forcing a smile in BUGONIA 1190
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Always so funny when guys on the apps randomly message from several miles away to ask "do you ever get to Cobble Hill?" like no not really sorry! 170
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Fandoms seem to have this odd tacit media hierarchy (books and video games at the bottom, live action films at the top) and they view an adaptation's purpose as taking the same material and promoting it up in rank 080
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Not sure what this says about me exactly but if someone tells me "trust me, you don't wanna know" my response is always gonna be "ok 😃👍" 0100
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I'm not a fan per se but I do appreciate that Shailene Woodley seems to be a true Diva, an important role in the celebrity ecosystem. We can't only have Relatable Cool Girls! 170
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 16/09/2026For reasons opaque even to myself, there’s a curb next to a flower bed on my way to work that I always check for tiny snails and whenever I see one I’m like yayyy hiii good morning 0110
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Someone is doggedly trying to use my work email to log into the TikTok Shop and at this I'm kinda like........ have at it 090
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Change of seasons indicator: my apartment door is no longer so swollen with humidity that I have to apply pressure to close it 080
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Through the open window I heard someone start their car and immediately start blasting Copacabana by Barry Manilow. That's someone who knows what they're about 0110
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 15/09/2026This has been an even more grueling clusterfuck than I feared lmao 080
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 13/09/2026This is almost certainly going to be foul but CHRISTIAN GIRL AUTUMN STARTS NOWWW 270
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 13/09/2026It's still so funny that Beyoncé decided "you know what should go in my extremely sexy song? Julianne Moore's lines from The Big Lebowski, loosely translated into French, as a spoken word interlude." And she was right 031
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Gay guys do the interior decorating equivalent of Continuing Professional Education by always going to so many other gay guys' apartments 080
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Reading an old-ish article on social determinants of preterm birth and realizing it was written by Abdul El-Sayed 🫦 haha heyyy 040
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I’m just not sure it’s fair to put the onus of handling you onto the club instead of taking accountability for your actions and the energy you bring into a space 020
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Cate Blanchett would eat up the role of this random lady I just saw walking her dog 1191
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 12/09/2026While you should always maintain a baseline skepticism of any politician, I do think Mamdani earned a lot of trust when he came out as a Kim Petras stan. Why would he lie about that 050
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Muuuch bigger fish to fry re: subway behavior but people seem to forget they can let go of the pole to let other riders off. The train isn't going to suddenly jerk to a start while the doors are open! 040
Benj @benjrainwrite.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Hate it when you’re telling a story about how you’ve been wronged and you get too worked up to properly articulate the specifics 0120
