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nick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays.
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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 25/09/2026
Wait you guys are getting job interviews?
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unc on earth @cortmanteau.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i was 20 minutes early for an interview that took place on the third floor of a building that had a cafe on the first floor it never occurred to me that this would be a weird thing to do. but I am autistic and kinda do weird things anyway, I guess
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hugbee.bsky.social @hugbee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
not to be Like That, but remember when China executed some company leadership for selling baby formula that had been contaminated with lead or whatever it was
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steviebaby🫡 @steviebaby.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
what if people did this but for trans kids in their community
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
and so, participating in the wretched society of America as an engaged voter, my calculation as a member of this poor, demonized minority group is this: if you throw me under the bus I will make it my life goal to make you lose. I will simply make it a politically unthinkable cost to abandon us.
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unc on earth @cortmanteau.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
“You are not compelled to form any opinion about this matter before you, nor to disturb your peace of mind at all. Things in themselves have no power to extort a verdict from you.” ayyy lmao
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 26/08/2026
The One Gender
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unc on earth @cortmanteau.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
🕯️✨ may it happen to a CERTAIN AMERICAN WHO IS 80 > Dolly Parton dies 🕯️✨ SPECIFICALLY one who was in Home Alone 2 > Tim Curry dies man
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unc on earth @cortmanteau.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
the entering the workforce during the financial crash to beginning perimenopause during the [whatever this is] pipeline
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
you do have to wonder whether perhaps the outsized reaction cis guys like this have to transmasc folks is the fear of what happens if a framework of masculinity that isn’t centered on violence, dominance or patriarchy ever took root more broadly. they would have no way to define themselves as people
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Libs just cannot imagine something being tacky without associating it with poor people even when it’s the richest people in the world.
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Bryn @slimewave.me · 12/06/2026
My “I got honeypotted into allowing a notorious child sex trafficker to collect compromat on me” shirt is raising a lot of questions that I really hope I won’t be compelled to answer under oath at a show trial
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unc on earth @cortmanteau.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
She call me bulk fermentation the way I sit around for hours producing gas
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 15/05/2026
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Just incredible things from the VLC folks
DOWNI
ILLION
VLC
Robert Evans (the Only Rober... • 1d after days of grifters and con men at
CES we stumbled upon the booth for
VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them l'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said
"keep doing that"
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Mark J. Nelson @mm-jj-nn.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
interesting rationale from a prospective juror in the Elon Musk Twitter stock manipulation case
Judge Breyer: Okay. Thank you very much. Juror 96, I think that you also have strong views. Could you set them aside?

Juror 96: I believe that in a criminal trial, I would feel morally obligated to convict. However, in a civil trial, I feel I can set those views aside.

Judge Breyer: That’s interesting.

Juror 96: I’m happy to expand.

Judge Breyer: Sure.

Juror 96: I believe it would be to the benefit of the human race were Mr. Musk to be sent to prison. However, I don’t believe a loss of several hundreds of millions of dollars in a civil trial would be even a drop in the bucket to his wealth, so it doesn’t really matter. Therefore, I would be able to consider the facts.
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unc on earth @cortmanteau.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
three of the most miserable men imaginable; this scans like a Mr Beast competition where the family of the first to lowtax gets 2 mil
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unc on earth @cortmanteau.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
watching Casino it’s good
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
if you run candidates who don't suck shit you don't have to spend so much time scolding people who say "hey this candidate sucks shit"
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unc on earth @cortmanteau.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
anticipating clavicular’s new era of christmaxxing and biblemogging
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unc on earth @cortmanteau.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
is it happening
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 13/03/2026
They're going to fuck the oil
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unc on earth @cortmanteau.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
for moment I thought the book was “one day everyone will have always been against this,” which would have actually been okay, but oh, right, of course not. why stand for anything when you can build a career off of faux-sassy, gormless “clapbacks” instead
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unc on earth @cortmanteau.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
having a rare twitter-coded day [bad posts]
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season of the bitch @m01r4.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
sorry basically the problem of my life is that i internalized and believed a lot of stuff people said about valuing children and loving your neighbor and living in a society at the exact moment that everyone in power decided all of that shit was fake and gay and not a way to make a living
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Guillotine Hunger Force @handle.invalid · 13/03/2026
someone made a whatsapp sticker 🤣
pm araghchi smirk sticker
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unc on earth @cortmanteau.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
outsourcing the emotional labor of raising my beloved children so that I can spend more time on TikTok honing my #sigma #grindset
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LiLBazula 👻 🎃 @lilbazza.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Oof
VANITY FAIR

Last weekend, Iran, one of the world's oldest, most storied civilizations, was attacked by two countries: the US, which adorably is about celebrate its 250th anniversary; and Israel, which is younger than Liza Minnelli.
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unc on earth @cortmanteau.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
the science is in and the coolest thing you can do is have a colitis flare up
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Doctor Butt, M.D. 👨🏻‍⚕️ @drbuttmd.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
“I’m on a juice cleanse.” I say before taking another drink from my gallon jug of blue Hawaiian Punch
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Could an empire in decline do THIS? *launches deeply unpopular invasion cementing status as lunatic-led pariah state, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do*
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
trump is taking political hits on iran is because he is now undermining his supporters' ability to win online arguments. you can just own them ruthlessly on the iran thing now for being dumdums. and this they cannot bear. they can tolerate any amount of murder and mayhem, but not being owned online
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Let's fucking go
Deadline article: Hulu Developing Animated Action Comedy Series 'The Kids From S.I.P.P.Y. From Branson Reese & Nicole Silverberg
By Matt Grobar
March 2, 2026 2:30pm
Two pictures: one of a mustachioed man who looks like the smoking breakroom aliens from Men In Black and the other of my beautiful wife Nicole. Both photos were taken by the extremely talented Mindy Tucker.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
this is what true lawyering looks like
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brian pillion @anaphoristand.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
This is some genuinely psycho shit...
Pam Bondi loves dogs. Always had them, one after another. She got involved with dog shelters and dog rescue, and once pulled off to the side of a busy road and got out of her car to chase down a stray. Another dog she helped was a Saint Bernard named Master Tank. She adopted him from a shelter after he was lost during Hurricane Katrina in 2005, not long after her own Saint Bernard had died. The story has been told but bears repeating. Master Tank belonged to Steve and Dorreen Couture and their grandson, who was 4, recovering from the murder-suicide of his parents and losing his dog during the storm. Bondi said the dog was a “walking skeleton” and “dying from heartworms” when she adopted him. The Coutures eventually tracked down Master Tank, but instead of giving him back, Bondi hired a lawyer, who accused the Coutures of abusing the dog, which Bondi had renamed Noah. “She lied,” Dorreen told a Palm Beach Post columnist years later. “My little grandson begged her to take the dog home, and she refused. She thought she would just wear us down. That we were unstable people and would just quit.” The case was settled out of court, with Bondi securing visitation rights, but she never did visit. She got another dog.
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unc on earth @cortmanteau.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
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unc on earth @cortmanteau.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
love 2 be ruled by podcasters who cater to dumbass cop uncles
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unc on earth @cortmanteau.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
love meeting and revisiting with some of my friends
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unc on earth @cortmanteau.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
henceforth leaving every event, conversation, structure, &c with a catchy, dead-eyed, “stay engaged”
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sixpenceee none the richer @kagredon.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government
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unc on earth @cortmanteau.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I’m crotch chopping congress I’m crotch chopping ice
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unc on earth @cortmanteau.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
it’s time to bring back the crotch chop
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Micah @rincewind.run · 23/01/2026
the destruction of local news has done more damage than just about anything else to our ability to process reality as a country and this is a shining example of why
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Nikki McCann Ramírez @nikkimcr.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
The reporter follows up, asks if the gun was "moved from the scene" and asked who exactly is providing the account that the victim was brandishing the weapon (as one isn't visible in the video) Bovino fumbles around a bit and the press conference is cut off.
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G Elliott Morris @gelliottmorris.com · 24/01/2026
Reminder: All it would take to end the murder of American citizens by an untrained government goon squad is 16 Republicans in Congress voting with Dems to defund ICE (or 23 to impeach and remove Trump — 3 in House & 20 in Senate). That’s it. 23 Americans can vote for the public and end all of this.
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Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @joshuaeakle.com · 25/01/2026
🚨 Breaking from the US Senator for Connecticut. 👇 There you have it. ICE has never been about immigration enforcement. It's a weapon used to brutalize Americans and stoke enough fear so that Trump can rig the elections and usher in dictatorship.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I can't put into words the feeling of watching our government, a hive of evil antisocial filth, the absolute worst humanity has to offer, colliding with the best. Ordinary people trying to help each other, risking everything to stand up for what's plainly, unambiguously fair and right. It's unreal
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 24/01/2026
As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.

ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.
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ineptitudinous.bsky.social @ineptitudinous.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I went on Substack to suggest to Simon Rosenberg that there might be some valid reasons for Minneapolis activists to be suspicious of Dem party fundraising. Ooof.
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Simon, you posted something just now (since deleted? or maybe I just can't find it? that included this statement:
"I realize that things are tense in Minnesota right now, and hard; but l, this community, and the DFL are not the enemy. Trump is, Miller is, ICE is, Putin is. That people there took so much time today to degrade this virtuous mission of ours these last 24 hours since wildly and dangerously off-mission."
Simon, the constant text messages from the party-you know, the ones that essentially scam the elderly (cnn.com/interactive/202...—have a really poor track record of delivering resources to candidates, but a tremendous track record of enriching consultants. A recent analysis shows that, of $100 gathered by these text message campaigns, only $1.60 gets to candidates (thenation.com/article/p...). If this is a bad look for institutional Dem fundraising, l'd like to politely suggest that the party commit to no longer doing it. To be sure, I'm in perfect harmony with you on this point: Trump, Miller, ICE, and Putin are the enemies of our party. But do you understand that, with Dem leaders not even deigning to visit Minnesota, we might reasonably infer that the party is less invested in fighting ICE (you know, defending our immigrant neighbors) than Minneapolis activists? Time and again we see Dem institutional leaders fail to use every ounce of their power through every available means to meaningfully obstruct the MAGA regime. (Yeah, including objecting to unanimous consent!). You know, democracy is... actually on the line. More people are going to die. We really just want a party that can pretend to understand these things.Simon Rosenberg
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Seriously fuck off. Don't lecture me. Do your homework. Understand what we do here. You and your community acted shamefully today. This is not the right place for you. These posts are insulting. The treatment I got today from people in Minnesota was disgusting. You have no idea who I am, what we do here. Some dude sent some email to a list and the pile on happened. It's ridiculous. What we say and do here every day is that we respect one another. We lift each other up not tear each other down. We stay focused on the mission - beating Trump - and not fighting with one another. We are all playing different positions on the same team. Here we demand respect, dignity - something that your community did not give me today. Literally hundreds and hundred of lying, slanderous posts. I have never been been spoken to or attacked by others in our own family in my entire career as I was today - all for just helping. It was shameful behavior. You are an arrogant asshole coming in here for 5 bucks and lecturing me under a pseudonym, too cowardly to use your own name and image, without having any idea what we do and say here every day. So fuck off and good luck.


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So you don't have any factual disputes with anything I've asserted?Ineptitudinous 3m
User was temporarily suspended for this comment. Hide So you don't have any factual disputes with anything I've asserted?


Simon Rosenberg • just now
Holy shit. What a response. I have suspended you from posting. The disrespect, arrogance, and insults just keep coming. Fuck you guys.
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Corinne Green @ket.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
80AFO

THE DESERTER - "The mask of humanity falls from capital. It has to take it off to kill everyone and tenderness in the world. It has to take it everything you love; all the hope off, just for one second. To do the deed."

"And then you see it. As it strangles and beats your friends to death... the sweetest, most courageous people in the world." He's silent for a second. "You see the fear and power in its eyes. Then you *know*."

YOU - "What?"

THE DESERTER - "That your friends shouldn't have taken the bait and we should be focusing on the midterms, not criticizing Democrats. This is the most important election ever. "
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