Reposted by elon mushDisco Gnostic @mazov.bsky.social · 05/10/2026DnD character with a vendetta against rats because his backstory is that when he was an orphan a family picked a rat instead of himstatic.klipy.comStuart Little ExplodeAlt: Stuart Little Explode 1152
Reposted by elon mushRules based international order respecter @caramelisedcat.bsky.social · 02/08/2026🎶Despite all my rage, I'll still fight for a minimum wage. 🎶 226943
elon mush @boltman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The cause of cancer youtu.be/EW1pxrW7_4I?...youtu.beKids in the Hall - Sorry...YouTube video by Parachute Adams 1253
Reposted by elon mushJon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026RANKED. COMPETITIVE. POOPING. 14443531079
Reposted by elon mushRazzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit 464142772850
Reposted by elon mushErin Dwyer aka Ginger Is A Construct @erindwyer.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Was just talking with a friend about how jeans, a red checked button down shirt and a newspaper from that day is an easy dead Mitch McConnell Halloween costume and now she sends me this: 184230560
Reposted by elon mushTim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever 41120213121
Reposted by elon mush𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕒𝕧𝕚 ⓘ Rude 🐈 @lucavi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It is too late, I have already depicted myself as the άνθρωπος ίσχυρός and you as the άνθρωπος παρθένος 🫵 161762316
Reposted by elon mushIt's ME(Jaime) @exceedhergrasp1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Babe 😭 (Genuinely, read this right now. It's excellent.) 624959
Reposted by elon mushJeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-... 119115882876
Reposted by elon mushHypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026“What if we released malware represented in the form of a cute avatar” is an actual business plan now.engadget.comDots are OpenAI's new personal agents and soon you'll be able to control several of them - EngadgetSure, seems safe. 611184384
Reposted by elon mushIron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I'm categorized as an AI subscriber, because I'm subscribed to the 3 TB tier of Google Drive and and they literally just changed the name of the plan to "Google AI Plus." Those "AI subscriber" numbers are 100 percent juiced and phony, and you're a sucker if you believe otherwise. 52789838
Reposted by elon mushCage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"why would I deceive you?" 131105462100
Reposted by elon mushandy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 26/09/2026Me and a badger from Redwall are chugging thistle ales through a funnel 28514
Reposted by elon mushAlison Willmore @alisonwillmore.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Blood boys OVER we’re out here Renfieldmaxxing now 41297226
Reposted by elon mushAlexander Clarkson @aphclarkson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026That's because the anti-intellectualism of the populists and Far Right is in direct contradiction to the basic foundations of any civilisation 523706643
Reposted by elon mushThe Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s… 313174893324
Reposted by elon mushMax Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026One of my most galaxy-brained takes is that politicians and political groups should talk more about workers’ share of national income. It's one of the clearest, simplest ways to describe how billionaires and corporate elites captured so much of the economy--and something policy can change.axios.comU.S. workers' share of national income falls to a new lowLabor's bargaining position has worsened markedly in the last half-decade. 27730263
Reposted by elon mushCaræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 24/09/2026every song has you simultaneously like “wow this FUCKS but rivers honey absolutely not why are those words coming out of your mouth ” 3451
Reposted by elon mushTim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard" 3098462767
Reposted by elon mushOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 02/06/2025if you’re bisexual is it sex twice a week or every 2 weeks I always forget 431347272
Reposted by elon mushRyan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 22/09/2026A friend sent me this one last night. 166671733
Reposted by elon mushSteve Gale @stevewg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Colley Hill, Surrey: coffee break from birding the steep scrub. Love the plaque on the bench I’m sitting on 4397421239
Reposted by elon mushWes Flinn @wesflinn.bsky.social · 22/09/2023Regional Cryptid Hiding inside a small park in a flyover state Goats used for bait 27210
Reposted by elon mushdan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right 63112852555
Reposted by elon mushBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 20/09/2026As a pragmatic centrist, I read the Niemöller poem differently. After each group mentioned I pencil in what percentage of the population they are, and if it’s a small number I cross off their names as disposable. Poetry is fine but math wins elections!! 152538619
Reposted by elon mushLogan Dean @logandean.games · 18/09/2026Guy from the 16th century: wow the future must be an amazing place Me: it’s a parade of avoidable catastrophes and lots of anthropomorphic animal porn 16th c guy: which animals? 10591107
Reposted by elon mushyaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 18/09/2026man he cant equip that shit hes a cleric not a wizard. this DM sucks 442940627
Reposted by elon mushCuñada Ilustrada @cilustrada.bsky.social · 17/09/2026A veces, la vida de un controlador de tráfico marítimo puede ser muy dura...🤭😅🤣🤣🤣 Buenos días, cieletes 😘🤗🩵💪😎 30444185
Reposted by elon mushDanny Page @danny.page · 17/09/2026God bless @atherton.bsky.social for this succinct wisdom 273858898
Reposted by elon mushIan Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses 227131693349
Reposted by elon mushBill DiFilippo @billdifilippo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026probably one of the more accurate applications of how the founding fathers viewed the second amendment tbh 21082225
Reposted by elon mushJaime “Nightmare” Christley @rohmersimpson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026amazing things are possible in America 041
Reposted by elon mushcaptain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026jesus christ do i have to do everything around here 1067583
Reposted by elon mushAlan Regenberg @aregenberg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026One of AI’s Fiercest Critics Says All the Doom Talk Is ‘Meant to Distract Us’ - Timnit Gebru argues that AI companies are stoking fears of extinction to avoid discussing actual harms, like autonomous weapons. | WIRED www.wired.com/story/one-of...wired.comOne of AI’s Fiercest Critics Says All the Doom Talk Is ‘Meant to Distract Us’Timnit Gebru argues that AI companies are stoking fears of extinction to avoid discussing actual harms, like autonomous weapons. 119487
Reposted by elon mushPatrick Howell O’Neill @patrickhowelloneill.com · 10/09/2026thinking about extreme credulity about AI causing the imminent extinction of humanity vs skepticism on climate change a month after 35k+ people died in European heat waves in the hottest summer in recorded history 47024
