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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Marc Novicoff graduated (from an Ivy League school) like two years ago, he is perhaps the least qualified person to talk about what parents or working class people need

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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Under Trump we have regular military flyovers of DC. One small habit I've picked up when I hear military planes overhead is to pause and think about how many people around the world will also hear that today but feel fear and not annoyance, who will hide their kids, who will soon hear the bombs drop

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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

"Back in my day they taught us how to WRAP when you tackle someone," I say from my couch, watching professional athletes and brushing pretzel crumbs from my beard

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Lauren @larrygoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Being a parent is cool because you get to experience failure at something that matters to you more than anything else in the world

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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Does hiring a camera crew to film you praying for social media fall under Christ's restrictions on performative public prayer?

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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The best time to vote the fascists out of our government? Fifty years ago. The next best time? This November.

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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

This is beside the point but the Canadian Rockies really do have some of the prettiest mountains in North America

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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

You shouldn't bring coffee to a job interview because they should be offering you coffee when you get there.

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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If I'm being totally transparent, I've never actually toasted a poptart

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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

It's true that Jesus is male, but it's equally true that Jesus is not a literal lion

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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Get this man a Senate Majority Leader office y'all

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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I know I post some version of this like every other month but it's hard to convey how bad 2025 was (globally and personally).

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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

DOGE has killed ~700,000 people already with 13+ million more anticipated deaths to come. More personally, it ruined the lives of dozens of my friends and colleagues. I had to leave a dream job because of DOGE. I lost significant time with my toddler because of DOGE, which I will never get back.

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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Sending this to all the french parents at my kids' school to get banned from all future invitations to join the PTA

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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Weird way to refer to my mom but okay

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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The cool thing about mewithoutYou is that they have an album for every possible emotion: - angry (breakup) - sad (breakup) - sad (God) - sad (animals) - sad (nuclear war) - sad (all the above) - ego death and ecstatic mystical union with the Divine (also animals)

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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Looking forward to driving to Philly to fly anywhere

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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Leeds is in third place and the Ravens are looking dominant. Good thing neither of these teams has a history of breaking my heart

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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Imagine concelebrating mass with your bud and grabbing a beer afterward, and he says "alright, I'm older so I'll become pope first, and then you can be pope after me"

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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It's always weird when the better quarterback doesn't win

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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I have apparently reached "fall sleep in the fourth quarter and then complain about how late NFL primetime games start" years old

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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

With full sincerity, these people need Jesus

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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The Evolution of Male Facial Hair (2026)

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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

All the musicians on Ed Sheeran's tour right now

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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The installation of auto-flushing toilets in public bathrooms is a hate crime against parents of small children

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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

To be fair the US and Russian militaries have also historically had a very hard time dealing with random dudes in 1990s pickup trucks

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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

"I don't speak out about murdered children because I care about children."

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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

My cultivated feed of theology and political posters always bites me in the butt when fall rolls around and I want to talk about football

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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

If you're an American politician, meeting with Irish people is always an opportunity for cosplay

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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Guys its not a "dog whistle" if you say immigrants are dirty and poor

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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

With It Happens, will Trump stans wake up from a collective delusion like when the mothership gets blown up in a movie, or are we going to live with fifty more years of posthumous cult behavior and statues and intercessory prayer and an annual holy day?

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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ring

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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

New York City congestion pricing now includes aerial toll houses

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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Some of these people never read the Left Behind series and it shows

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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

This game coverage is filled with Melbourne propaganda

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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

guys surely this is the scandal that finally takes him down

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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Books I think one of my smart and charming mufos should write:

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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

It is, you have to admit, incredibly funny

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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here. What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger.

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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I hate that I'm almost certainly going to hate watch this

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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I was born in DC and have spent most of my adult life here. It's wild that it's just an ordinary Tuesday now to see a random military flyover and huge banners with the Great Leader's face while you walk past a patrol of armed soldiers and take a detour around a dubiously-legal Trump vanity project.

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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

The scientific name of the Chesapeake Blue Crab is Callinectes sapidus, which means "tasty beautiful swimmer"

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