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Sean

@blastoise.bsky.social
143 followers 91 following 765 posts

Big chucklefuck energy. Pan, poly, commie. He/him, WA

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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
it is very funny that after the second ghost Scrooge is like okay great I've got it. you can actually let me out here
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Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
aka the Cool List
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
May all of your bajas be blasted
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Sam Miller @sammillerbb.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
MLB needs to fix its blackout policy. There's no good reason I should be allowed to watch the White Sox.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Evergreen.
David Lynch giving the weather report saying “Good Morning, everyone. It’s an absolutely shitshow out there today.”
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onion person @junlper.beer · 07/04/2025
everyone should take out all of their stocks and go to the bank and take out all of your money tomorrow
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 30/11/2024
im a psyop but im not paid I just feel like doing this
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Erika Ishii @erikaishii.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
My grandpa Dr. Harry Abe, veteran of the segregated 442 combat unit, helped found this museum! He wanted future gens to learn from the history of the concentration camps and build an inclusive future. Proud to see JANM uphold those values and, like him, have the courage to oppose fascists 👊🏼
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Sean @blastoise.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Oh nooooo pikachu baby noooo
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
so uh a lot of threads on the ATC subreddit about air traffic controllers not getting paid
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endlessTCG @endlesstcg.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
We want to get to know all you #Pokemon lovers here on Bluesky. Soo... We're giving away a #BattlePartners Booster Box & 10 Sleeved #JourneyTogether Packs. Live Stream Wheel of Death on 1/31 for two winners... To enter: - Follow us - Repost & Like this tweet - Tag 2 other Pokemon Lovers🤗
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onion person @junlper.beer · 23/12/2024
i think people are genuinely forgetting that this trans panic has been a very deliberate project by the right for nearly a decade now, starting small, but escalating into what it is now. i think putting this on the one of the least powerful groups in america right now, trans people, is wild
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onion person @junlper.beer · 12/12/2024
democrats love to be like “we lost the last election and life is going to be incalculably worse for everyone for decades. they’re angry and ready to do something over the issue of healthcare. we have to stop them from caring immediately”
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
republicans: big government is destroying america also republicans: you're going to need to submit to a full dna test if you want to take a shit in a public bathroom democrats: that dna test should be affordable for low income families
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
when a random person refers to me by my name: distressing. confusing. guards take this animal to the dungeon at once when one of my beloved mutuals calls me by my name:
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Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Sports fans need to adopt this principle too! Stephen A Smith once said that Shohei Ohtani was actively harming MLB because he couldn't speak English. Once someone says something that offensively dumb, we don't ever need to ever take them seriously again. We can/should just pretend they don't exist.
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Elvia Limón @elvialimon.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
I worked at Best Buy from the time I was 17 to 21. There’s no way in hell I’ll ever shop on Black Friday. Working retail traumatized me. People are so nasty on this day. I rather pay full price.
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erin o'hara @oh-erna.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
I'm sorry but this is sexy af
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Sean @blastoise.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
15 minutes into the premier of Nobody Asked on @dropouttv.bsky.social and I am genuinely moved by @briamgilbert.bsky.social
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
are they still making china sell tiktok to an american company or whatever? the onion should buy that too
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 14/11/2024
Another way to limit burnout is to be intentional about who you follow on here. Don't be so quick to follow all the same accounts you followed on Twitter. Pay attention to how you feel when scrolling your feed. If you feel outraged, scared and powerless most of the time, maybe unfollow some folks
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Sean @blastoise.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
What's up pokemon buds I'm back and this is my not fucking around account
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Sascha Stronach🏳️‍⚧️, The Sunforge out now @understatesmen.bsky.social · 14/07/2024
in 2013 I saw a man get a 100,000 hour probation on the SomethingAwful forums and today I saw him come off probation and immediately pick up the same argument, quoting a reply from 2013, absolute next-level hater, I can't even imagine, my man is the Count of Monte Posters
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 06/07/2024
when my fridge makes a weird ass spooky noise in the middle of the night:
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Sean @blastoise.bsky.social · 30/06/2024
I have to go to work???? On Seattle Pride day??? Surely this is homophobia at its most insidious.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 29/06/2024
look what my husband searched for
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 29/06/2024
oh to be a Mossy Frog, happily crouching invisible amongst forest leaves and debris
Vietnamese mossy frog, appearing as moss among green plants, almost impossible to see 

By David Okidoki Photography.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 29/06/2024
Werner Herzog directing a Maybelline ad: Perhaps she is born with it. What a frightful notion, to be imbued with the fetters of capitalist commodification from birth. It suggests God Himself is a part of our dreadful pattern instead of a refuge from it.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 29/06/2024
Now THIS is the Joe Biden I like to see! Welcome back, Mr President 🫡
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Sean @blastoise.bsky.social · 28/06/2024
HE SAID MALARKEY EVERYONE TAKE A SHOT
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Sean @blastoise.bsky.social · 28/06/2024
Biden sounds like he's straight up dying, Trump is fully making shit up but he's dog walking Biden
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The Trandalorian @charliejaneanders.com · 26/06/2024
I know we're all tired, but please CALL YOUR REPS. The Kids Online Safety Act is still a super dangerous bill that would censor social media and endanger your privacy online. The GOP supports it because they can use it to drive LGBTQIA+ people off the internet. Please keep calling!
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 27/06/2024
me when i’m tired and i forget the differences between copyright law and sexual fetishes: oh yeah she’s one of those fair use girls
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Sean @blastoise.bsky.social · 27/06/2024
None of my partners like pokemon cards I am at such a loss
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Liz, a queen of sharks- @thesharkqueen.com · 27/06/2024
I’m never leaving this place
Sage qa-ing K1m with an Image of Chancellor Gowron, a klingon from Star Trek. he yearned for the taste of glory & blood and is saying the below skeet. he is holding a klingon dagger. the bluesky butterfly logos are on either side of him.
A quote bubble hovers over the quoted skeet by K1m that says “what if you stopped posting for clout and started posting for glory”
Unrelated but coincidentally directly beneath that is a Star Trek reference by commissar from season 5, ep2 “Darmok” that says
“Temba , his pussy dripping “
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loki~ 🫩🫩🫩 (he/it) @loki.moe · 26/06/2024
the landscape of the website has changed a little but I'm hopeful.
a dog on a chair in the water and it says "it's going to be ok. but it's going to be different"
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Pope of Chili Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 24/06/2024
What if we kissed in the
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kilgore trout @kilgoretrout.bsky.social · 24/06/2024
maybe he meant it will act as a boat in that the best two days with it are the day you get it and the day you get rid of it
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 23/06/2024
yay i love how many steps it is
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 23/06/2024
Another beloved Bluesky character, the “then what” guy
A guy who apparently just replies “then what” over and over
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 23/06/2024
i am going to get so much use out of this
tweet from hausofdecline

but I straight up don’t like you on a personal level
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 22/06/2024
Is it “Captain Crunch” or “Cap’n Crunch”? I want this sext to be perfect
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Sean @blastoise.bsky.social · 22/06/2024
Took Fern for a walk around the house today; she's adapting well to the harness. She's dumb as hell even by cat standards but we love her
Fern, a Bengal cat, sits in profile next to some porch steps. She is wearing a purple harness.Fern stalking through tall grass, still on her harness and leash
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Sean @blastoise.bsky.social · 18/06/2024
Finished it and goddamn it doesn't get any easier. Cried a few times. A necessary reminder of how bad things were, and how important it is to stick together because we've still got such a long way to go towards liberation.
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Dan @knitdan.bsky.social · 14/02/2024
King of the Hill “are y’all with the cult?” Meme

First panel: is Mastodon hard to use?
Second panel: not at all, you just have to (several paragraphs of incomprehensible gibberish)
Third panel: yep, it’s hard to use
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 15/06/2024
none of my follows are endorsements tbh. i dont know who any of you people even are
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