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@knitdan.bsky.social
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Knitter. Cishet he/him. Pro-choice, pro-LBGTQ+. Normie liberal. Rural NE Washington. Elderly man in his 40s. No followbacks without investigating. No DMs unless I know you.

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Dan @knitdan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Spent the whole gottdamm day dealing with a relatively minor Social Security issue
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Dan @knitdan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
On principle I don’t believe you should be subject to legal proceedings for breaking up somebody’s relationship but Sinema is a snake so lmao
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Dan @knitdan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I feel like I’ve watched a variation of that game 30+ times in the last 5 years Opponent jumps out to a 10 pt lead early on Hawks cut the led to 7 then get a turnover which sets them up for a TD drive FG for a 3 point lead and grind it out for the rest of the game
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Dan @knitdan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Dan @knitdan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
What’s that? Michigan benefited from a timing mistake at the end of the game? Gee I’ve never seen that before Except the ‘98 Rose Bowl Go Cougs
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Dan @knitdan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It’s kind of funny how John Le Carre is held up as the gold standard of spy novels and the theme of most of his stuff is basically “espionage is not some grand adventure, it’s a miserable job that breaks people and usually doesn’t even matter”.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 29/08/2026
the “op” is that vance is the most visibly sweaty, pathetic and juiceless national politician in recent memory
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Dan @knitdan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Dear European Tourists; The name “Death Valley” is not an exaggeration. It’s a warning for everyone who enters unprepared.
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Dan @knitdan.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
listening to a lot of audiobooks lately and I just came across one where the final book in a series got released like 10 years after its predecessor. same narrator, except in 10 years he forgot how to do the voice and now the main character has a noticeable Boston accent.
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Dan @knitdan.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Eomer’s charge at Helm’s Deep weakens the impact of the Rohirrim charge t Pellenor Fielss later on Vs No it doesnt
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Dan @knitdan.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Feel free to correct me if I’m wrong here, but it’s my understanding that basically all Jon Ossoff did was point out how weird the Natalie Harp/DJT dynamic looks from the outside.
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Dan @knitdan.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
FB-advertised products are wild “Here’s something kind of cool, it’s a twist on a common item or product. Also it’s $400”
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Dan @knitdan.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Trying an Adrian Tchaikovsky book on Audible and I don’t know if it’s the prose or the choppy performance but it’s sliding off my brain and I accidentally took an hour’s nap while it was playing.
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Dan @knitdan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
One of the more galling things about Trump surrounding himself with pretty young blond Republican women who don’t seem to have any real qualifications is the sputtering indignation when anyone suggests there may be something untoward bout that whole situation.
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Dan @knitdan.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
GO HAWKS
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Dan @knitdan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
So the steam catapult thing is just because it got featured in every piece of carrier stock footage since Top Gun, right?
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
“Commas are important”
Diflako: that imitation crab is banging my wife and I love it


User replies: commas are important
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Dan @knitdan.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
lol this is literlly cross the street from where I used to get dialysis Not shown in the same parking lot: a Grocery Outlet and a Hobby Lobby
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Dan @knitdan.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Now
 is the winter of our discontent 
Made glorious summer by this son of York
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I think the central lesson of Francesca Hong's primary loss is that when the political press wants to make something a controversy, they will. It's a matter of desire/goal.
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Dan @knitdan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I’m really feeling the new Shaboozey album
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Dan @knitdan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Me: Please give me a map or something or at least label your locations Subnautica: Lol fuck you. En joy the wildlife that’s bigger thn your base, loser. [walks off flipping the bird with both hands]
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Dan @knitdan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Aging Filmmaker Announces Plans For Six-Season Streaming Adaptation Of Allegedly Beloved Fantasy/SciFi Book Series You’ve Probably Never Heard Of And Both Living Fans Are Apoplectic About It
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Dan @knitdan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Why has FB suddenly decided I’m in the market for one of those stupid-ass newsboy hats (aka a “skally”) Also I know they listen in violation of Apple’s privacy settings, because I just got a new mattress (never searched for it at all) and now every d that’s not newsboy caps is for mattresses
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Dan @knitdan.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The Dobby‘s grave story feels joke that someone at one or more legit media outlets took seriously and now they can’t admit they got took.
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Dan @knitdan.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Suddenly having memories from Microsoft Flight Simulator, a game in which I invariably got bored and crashed my planes.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 10/08/2026
America’s air safety is apparently now in the hands of gamers
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Dan @knitdan.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
reading a book and an extremely obvious puzzle involving a pairof important story items appears. everyone: huh that’s weird 10 chapters later: hey guys I just figures out the puzzle!
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🎃 Spooky Shoshana 🎃 @shoshana.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
"only throw" dog meme, but it says "please services? no tax. only services"
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
'don't speak ill of the dead' and 'history will judge them' are mutually incompatible statements
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 11/07/2026
This was released in 2011. The reason you haven’t heard about it before is because it doesn’t fucking work except in certain extremely specific circumstances. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CimaVax...
en.wikipedia.org
CimaVax-EGF - Wikipedia
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Dan @knitdan.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Anyone who’s been alive since the early 80’s will recall that these people the OP is QTing will trot out this “conservatism is the new punk rock” line every couple years in some vain attempt to argue that they appeal to “the youths” It’s not true, but they desperately want it to be
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
The Russians entered this war on the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everybody and nobody was going to bomb them.
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 19/06/2026
I mean it’s pretty clear to me that she supports Russia’s actions in Ukraine
transgender marx
@JUNIPER
just found out about what's going on in ukraine. damn. i'm all in my feelings now (multiple images of her pretending to be upset)
02:09 • 10/03/2022 • Twitter for iPhone
11 Retweets 7 Quote Tweets 1,387 Likes
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Dan @knitdan.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
i don't care if you think earnestness is cringe. You can be the sneering above-it-all misanthrope, or you can work to change the world for the better. There is no third choice.
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Dan @knitdan.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
More like Sam Bankman-Not-Gonna-Be-Freed-Anytime-Soon
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Dan @knitdan.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
At the Republican Women’s Caucus. Truly Inspiring to see hundreds of women in identical pantsuits chanting “Let me check with my husband on that”
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alistair pomegranate 'lappy' percival @lappypercival.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
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Dan @knitdan.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I suspect it’s downstream, of the Taibbi-fication of the left punditry industrial complex, but I still find it frankly bizarre how many of these dudebros are exposing such a deep well of toxic masculinity over Platner
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Platner very much is a discernible type, but it’s not “flawed but basically decent working class joe.” It’s “prep school creep with a sadistic streak and an ironclad confidence that it will never catch up to him.“
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Dan @knitdan.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Susan Collin’s is gonna beat that boy Iike a rented mule
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Dan @knitdan.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
The NCIS franchise is not exactly high art but unlike most of modern TV they know how to light their show
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Dan @knitdan.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Oh damn glhm deactivated Probably not a bad move given the unwanted attention i wish him the best, he’s done nothing wrong
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Dan @knitdan.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I dug out an old (60s maybe) kid‘s tricycle from under the deck with an eye toward restoring it (which I’ve never done) It’s metal but it’s definitely seen better days Missing some parts too, such as the handlebars and anything that was attached to them. First thing will be to wash off the dirt
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The Map Center @mapcenter.com · 26/04/2026
It's a shame that "defend your culture" always means "hate strangers different from you" and never "enact anti-pollution laws so that you can go fishing with your grandkids the way your grandpa taught you."
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 26/04/2026
i *will* say that it's funny that none of these are people who ratchet up the rhetoric, it's all basically normie/progressive libs; you'll find a lot of harsh criticism, but not calls to violence or escalation
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Like 90% of these are "no fedposting", "please vote", and "peaceful protests are good, actually" accounts. What an odd list for someone who actually did choose to go and try to metaphorically firebomb the walmart.
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
They're taught separately from others because they continually hurt other kids. The kid who targeted my son (another special ed kid) in the gen ed setting took multiple incidents of violence over the course of YEARS of elementary school before he was finally moved to a separate classroom.
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Fons van Lier @fonsvanlier.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Spi...
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The Spitting Image - Wikipedia
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
We are gonna have to circle back to this.
3 hours ago
Shawn McCreesh Reporting as part of the White House press pool

I'm one of the small number of journalists traveling with the White House press pool tonight. We were in a hall just outside the ballroom when the commotion first rang out.
Several things happened in quick succession.
Tuxedoed agents pulled out guns and began running toward the ballroom. White-jacketed caterers screamed and bolted for stairwells.
Pandemonium reigned as top cabinet officials were evacuated.
Robert Kennedy Jr. and his wife, Cheryl Hines, came out and were ushered intr an
elevator. Then Jeanine Piro emerged. The F.B.I. director, Kash Patel, came tearing across the hallway with two men in tow; his girlfriend was hiding in a room with another man who was holding her hand, Reporters are about to be taken back into the ballroom.
The show will go on, apparently.
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