iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Sean @blastoise.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

Oh nooooo pikachu baby noooo

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Sean @blastoise.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

I gotta post my mail day over here too huh

Pokemon card: base set Blastoise, with missing stage error. Graded in a PSA 8, the slab is held in a white hand under muted light.

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Sean @blastoise.bsky.social · 22/06/2024

Took Fern for a walk around the house today; she's adapting well to the harness. She's dumb as hell even by cat standards but we love her

Fern stalking through tall grass, still on her harness and leash

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Sean @blastoise.bsky.social · 15/06/2024

Alright BookSky 💙📚 what are we reading during Pride Month? I'm re-reading Stone Butch Blues, and for anyone who isn't familiar with a core piece of the queer literary canon, it's literally free on Leslie Feinberg's website in pdf form! If that doesn't sell you on it, I'll let the back say the rest.

A book sitting on grey fabric. "Stone Butch Blues" by Leslie Feinberg

The back of the same book.
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20th-anniversary edition
new introduction & dedication

"[Feinberg is] a historian, an activist, a relentless bridge-builder. The one whose 1993 novel, Stone Butch Blues, gave the word 'transgender' legs."
-Village Voice

"Stone Butch Blues is a powerful novel written by a founder of the contemporary transgender movement."
-Susan Stryker, former executive director, GLBT Historical Society

"Stone Butch Blues is a gift from one of the most inspiring and revolutionary voices of our time."
-Emanuel Xavier, author of Americano

"Stone Butch Blues has probably touched your kife even if you haven't read it yet."
-Alison Bechdel, creator of "Dykes to Watch Out For"
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A small author picture of Leslie Feinberg looking into the camera; a Manhattan sunset behind hir.

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Sean @blastoise.bsky.social · 07/06/2024

Look at this sexy piece of tech and tell me it's even a close race

The Game Boy Advance SP in red. Its clamshell open, and definitely sexy. She's just begging to be played with.

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Sean @blastoise.bsky.social · 07/05/2024

This is one of my favorites because it's specific to my job but the joke is for everyone

A two panel meme. Top panel, a person in a suit says to a woman behind a hotel desk "Hi, I've forgotten what room I'm in." In the bottom panel, the woman replies "No problem sir. This is called 'The Lobby'."

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Sean @blastoise.bsky.social · 17/04/2024

IT'S TRUE AND I AM JUSTIFIED

Screenshot of my post reading The "Dancing in the Dark" cover by Lucy Daucus is the only one I've heard so far that actually understands the song send skeet

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Sean @blastoise.bsky.social · 01/04/2024

The "Dancing in the Dark" cover by Lucy Daucus is the only one I've heard so far that actually understands the song send skeet

Cover art for Lucy Daucus' single, Dancing in the Dark. She sports bright red lipstick and a blue button down with "Bruce" embroidered above the side pocket

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Sean @blastoise.bsky.social · 29/03/2024

Black jelly beans are good and I'll fight about it

Close up on an open bag of Brach's black licorice jelly beans, about 1/3 of the jelly beans are eaten

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Sean @blastoise.bsky.social · 26/03/2024

Carried my existence for a while with this

Nintendo-branded lithium ion battery for Nintendo DS Lite

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Sean @blastoise.bsky.social · 25/03/2024

Yeah alright this checks out I guess

Personality test result indicating a 77% match with Brock from Pokémon

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Sean @blastoise.bsky.social · 23/03/2024

Repost with your "literally me" characters

Dr. Beverly Crusher, from Star Trek: The Next Generation

M. Gustave, from The Grand Budapest Hotel

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Sean @blastoise.bsky.social · 16/03/2024

Heading to the store, you freaks want anything while I'm there?

A store front with an enormous sign reading "The Good Feet Store", a neon OPEN sign glows in the window.

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Sean @blastoise.bsky.social · 01/03/2024

Just now catching up on All This Shit and yowza gang

Matthew McConaughey (in True Detective) looking shocked and smoking a cig meme but it's just, so many goddamn cigs. There's like a dozen in his mouth and another six spilling out of his hands (they mirrored the hand so he has two now)

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Sean @blastoise.bsky.social · 24/02/2024

The Washington Tightpussy contingent is strong. @juicysteak117.gay 2024 or bust

A completed primary ballot for the Democratic presidential primary with "write-in" selected. Katie Tightpussy is written in as the candidate.

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Sean @blastoise.bsky.social · 19/02/2024

Behold, her cat majesty. Her catjesty.

A view of Juniper (calico dilute cat) from below as she sits atop the fridge, looking imperiously down upon her kingdom. The angle makes her look wuite tall.

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Sean @blastoise.bsky.social · 06/02/2024

Reintroduction thread : Name: Sean Pronouns: He/Him Location: basically Tacoma Hobbies: being extremely online, tea, TTRPGs, pokemon, upsetting fascists Discord: in bio, coated in dust

Me! Early 30s white man with thin frame glasses and light stubble, dark eyebrows. Short dark hair under a winter hat (the NY Mets home run apple.) Wearing a black winter coat and being sniffed excitedly by an Alaskan Husky while snow blows around.

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Sean @blastoise.bsky.social · 29/01/2024

"A tragic drone attack taking the life of three US troops, while they were still asleep" Me, trying so hard not to say "skill issue"

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Sean @blastoise.bsky.social · 23/01/2024

My partner is explaining the Netflix Avatar trailer because I never watched any of the original stuff

A screenshot of a messenger conversation where I send a screengrab of Azula from the trailer followed by "who is mommy"
Partner: "that's Zuko's sister, Azula"
Me: "She's a bad guy right"
Partner: "yeah"
Me" "nice"

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Sean @blastoise.bsky.social · 21/01/2024

I'm lying about knowing him FROM The Cat Returns but truly nothing could have prepared me for his voice coming out of this guy

A disheveled wall-eyed, heterochromic cat, decked out in jewelry. The "Cat King" from The Cat Returns (2002)

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Sean @blastoise.bsky.social · 18/01/2024

Where my Golden Sun freaks at Saturos and Menardi were right

A photo of Golden Sun playing on a Nintendo Switch. The game shows a trio of puppies playing obstructing a path, in the cutest example of keeping the player on path with random roadblocks.

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Sean @blastoise.bsky.social · 14/01/2024

You're right and you should say it

Mandy Patinkin in a black leather coat leaning against a door frame. Between that and the blue wall behind him with a specific window pane pattern; he looks like he's going for Ninth Doctor and it kind of works.

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Sean @blastoise.bsky.social · 14/01/2024

You've been kidnapped; the characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you? Oh my kidnappers' orifices are melted shut and I'm being treated to custard on the FBI's dime. Gg no re.

The cast of Fringe in a still from its final season. L-R: Joshua Jackson (Peter Bishop), Jasika Nicole (Astrid Farnsworth), John Noble (Walter Bishop), and Anna Torv (Olivia Dunham)

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Sean @blastoise.bsky.social · 06/01/2024

This app has clearly never met me and anyway isn't making predictions ITs job

A screenshot from co-star saying 2024: the year you predict every pop culture event that happens this year

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Sean @blastoise.bsky.social · 01/01/2024

Introduce yourself with four spaceships

The TARDIS (mid 70s I think?) pictures against some brightly glowing space phenomenon. I love this stupid box.

A screenshot from the original Asteroids, the tiny shape of a ship in the middle.

The Enterprise, NX-01. I wanted to keep to one Trek ship, but it was a long road getting from there to choosing this one.

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Sean @blastoise.bsky.social · 30/12/2023

Don't worry everybody, I tucked her in

A bengal cat is curled around on a couch, sound asleep.

Close up where the same cat is fully covered by a brown blanket, and just her head peeks out.

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Sean @blastoise.bsky.social · 29/12/2023

Me, seductively deepthroating the thermometer and looking at my partner as my fever hits 103:

An emoji mashup where a smiley face with a wink and a heart seems more to be wincing as a thermometer sits in its mouth

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Sean @blastoise.bsky.social · 28/12/2023

Had my partner rate me, I'm a fucking abysmal wife ....they only got a 12% themselves soooo

On the wife rating scale test, my partner got me a rating of 0%: "Failure as a Wife"

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Sean @blastoise.bsky.social · 22/12/2023

Good morning from this idiot who loves to give kisses and has incredible morning breath

Fern the bengal cat sits on top of my backpack as if to stop me from leaving, and is caught mid-lick of my hand.

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Sean @blastoise.bsky.social · 10/12/2023

Your predicitive power is terrifying. Shout out @yote.gay

Sorrowscopes post: "Pisces: A new furry friend will come into your life this week! Meet your sleep paralysis demon."
The post directly below, by @yote.gay: "Bark" a picture of a fur suit head, a canine with brown and grey fur with a yellow tuft.

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Sean @blastoise.bsky.social · 28/11/2023

We will carry this bizarre niche era in our hearts forever - the team visited a NYC internet cafe once and it ruled.

Me with Pine of NYXL, who is giving a thumbs up

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Sean @blastoise.bsky.social · 26/11/2023

Four fictional characters that represent you

Dr. Beverly Crusher from Star Trek: the Next Generation, looking closely at a computer display

Tock, the dog with the body of a watch from The Phantom Tollbooth, winding himself up

Sakaki, from Azumanga Daioh, looking quietly to the side. Probably sees a cat.

The Doctor (fourth) from Doctor Who, grinning widely and waving

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Sean @blastoise.bsky.social · 08/11/2023

Idk man I just love this fuckin cat they are asking way too much to adopt her but we've been fostering her for two months and how can I not at this point?

Fern the bengal cat sits very politely with her tail wrapped around her feet, staring up as if waiting for something

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Sean @blastoise.bsky.social · 06/11/2023

Hello! I'm jimmyy. With- no two ys- yeah, that's- yes I'm serious. Lowercase j.

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