Reposted by Michaelderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 05/12/2025wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics 1128255004107
Reposted by Michaelkattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 04/12/2025excited to see my post about snow tires is gaining traction . folks,, 1730072
Michael @biscuitngrav.bsky.social · 30/11/2025Damnit, Love, why you gotta be obvious in the silence? 013
Michael @biscuitngrav.bsky.social · 26/11/2025“ if I had the hair to do it, I’d still be rocking a mushroom haircut.” “That’s your biggest secret?” “…yes?” 000
Reposted by MichaelMichael @biscuitngrav.bsky.social · 25/11/2025Don’t answer unknown numbers, Charlie Brown. 042
Reposted by MichaelMichael @biscuitngrav.bsky.social · 25/11/2025Do you even give up on the daily, bro? 1146
Reposted by MichaelMichael @biscuitngrav.bsky.social · 17/08/2025World War Z is my favorite movie about the spread of fascist lunacy. 053
Reposted by Michaelco2expeller.bsky.social @co2expeller.bsky.social · 25/11/2025I said he'll flip you. Flip ya for real,Charlie Brown 022
Reposted by MichaelJack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Never get involved in a land war in Asia, Charlie Brown. 829065
Reposted by Michaelsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 24/11/2025officer i only missed that stop sign bc i was looking for the wizard emoji on my phone 315646
Reposted by MichaelGrant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 21/11/2025still existing over here (without my consent) 2327698
Reposted by Michaelkattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 21/11/2025me: i have to tell you something but keep it on the down low. you need deodorant. here. take this. bff: ok. your secret™️ is safe with me. wait. what ?? 24920
Reposted by Michaelkattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 22/11/2025[port of miami] guy who works for TMZ: im here to catch a celebrity check-in agent: sorry, sir. that ship has sailed TMZ guy: no, i mean, like, Cruise check-in agent: sir. you can’t just hop on a cruise TMZ guy: what check-in agent: what narrator: what 24413
Reposted by MichaelJohn @johncnj.bsky.social · 22/11/2025I’m strongly opposed to a baby monitor. Like a baby can effectively observe and perform surveillance? That’s asking quite a bit from an infant. 0247
Reposted by Michaelkattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 09/10/2025guy from Louisiana: hey. how y’all doing? how’s bayou ? me: what 34815
Reposted by MichaelChristopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 17/08/2025Masked men jumped a San Bernardino family in unmarked cars, opened fire, and shattered their truck windows—all while the family was just coming home from work. The feds later admitted it was CBP, but the family says the agents never showed warrants or IDs. 679111155689
Michael @biscuitngrav.bsky.social · 17/08/2025World War Z is my favorite movie about the spread of fascist lunacy. 053
Reposted by MichaelMichael @biscuitngrav.bsky.social · 15/08/2025CONNECTIONS be like: 🟢Green: Cardinal directions 🟡Yellow: Sandwich ingredients 🔵Blue: Terms for a social value you should know 🟣Purple: The last three letters in the names of my grandmother’s dead cats, in reverse 1104
Michael @biscuitngrav.bsky.social · 15/08/2025CONNECTIONS be like: 🟢Green: Cardinal directions 🟡Yellow: Sandwich ingredients 🔵Blue: Terms for a social value you should know 🟣Purple: The last three letters in the names of my grandmother’s dead cats, in reverse 1104
Reposted by Michaelyeah ok @poutinesmoothie.bsky.social · 15/08/2025Pizza crusts go uneaten, but people will devour an entire pan of breadsticks. 1623266
Reposted by MichaelMarl @marlebean.bsky.social · 15/08/2025He's a 10 but he carries around an open mug of coffee while out doing errands. 1713733
Reposted by Michaelcap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 14/08/2025Overdoing “on the other hand” alternatives for dinner to impress my octopus date 219054
Reposted by MichaelPinche the Undying @pinche-pi.bsky.social · 15/08/2025He didn't "throw" a sandwich, he freely offered his sandwich in friendship and love really fast 2334
Reposted by MichaelEnnui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 15/08/2025I probably won't fix it if I realize I've been wearing something inside out but I will undoubtedly tell everyone who looks at me that I am wearing something inside out and this is a story about being American in 2025 thank you 1437799
Reposted by MichaelMichael @biscuitngrav.bsky.social · 15/08/2025Kinda unfair that you can only die once. What if I want to find out the best way? I’m not perfect, you know. 195
Reposted by MichaelPaul @grommit56.bsky.social · 06/07/2024Once you accept, truly in your heart, that the laundry is never done, then you will know peace. 14459123
Reposted by MichaelJulie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 15/08/2025What's the matter, babe? You've hardly touched your murder axe today. 312156
Michael @biscuitngrav.bsky.social · 15/08/2025Kinda unfair that you can only die once. What if I want to find out the best way? I’m not perfect, you know. 195
Reposted by MichaelAlt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 07/08/2025A federal judge has ordered Florida to pause construction of the “Alligator Alcatraz” immigration detention center in the remote Everglades for 14 days. 974770722
Reposted by MichaelKaty Maiolatesi @kmaiolatesi.bsky.social · 07/08/2025Just once I would love to be the bridesmaid and not the bride 062
Reposted by MichaelJames Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 07/08/2025Long story short, onion jokes also make people cry. 1165
Reposted by MichaelAnnaAnkaAnia @samerealwoman.bsky.social · 05/08/2025Nothing unites so strongly as mutual sarcasm. 012571