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Katy Maiolatesi

@kmaiolatesi.bsky.social
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Chicago | Comedy in Reductress, McSweeney’s, The Hard Times, Weekly Humorist, etc | Social Media Coordinator for The Belladonna | She/Her katymaiolatesi.com

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The Belladonna Comedy @belladonnacomedy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Our September newsletter is out now!! www.thebelladonnacomedy.com/for-the-love...
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Not to Brag, But We’re Still Having Back-to-School Panic Dreams
I didn’t do any research, but it’s annoying, no?
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 03/09/2026
"You lift the sloppy, engorged loaf to your lips. A crouton—bread inside a bread, like some kind of warped turducken—bursts free from its prison, leaving a goopy trail of dressing on your white pants as it slides to the floor. Your hands are wet and sticky. You take a bite." buff.ly/Ra0YWzG
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Reviews of New Food: Panera Bread Salad Stuffers
“You’re left wondering not whether you can eat this, but whether you can finish it before it becomes a heaping pile of lettuce-filled mush.”
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 03/09/2026
Q: How does one become invisible? A: If you’re a woman, enjoy being seen while it lasts. Much like puberty, being seen is just a phase. You’ll grow out of it. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/faq...
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FAQs for the Women’s Invisibility Network
“The Women’s Invisibility Network (or WIN) is a neighborhood support group for women in their sunset years. We assist aging women tossed aside by society, wh...
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 01/09/2026
"You’re left wondering not whether you can eat this, but whether you can finish it before it becomes a heaping pile of lettuce-filled mush." buff.ly/Ra0YWzG
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Reviews of New Food: Panera Bread Salad Stuffers
“You’re left wondering not whether you can eat this, but whether you can finish it before it becomes a heaping pile of lettuce-filled mush.”
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Andy McGlashen @amcglashen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Your boy is on vacation 📷 @kmaiolatesi.bsky.social
An old duffer drinking a beer
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Kelley Greene @kelleygreene.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
@kmaiolatesi.bsky.social and I ate mushy bread so you don’t have to. Our review of Panera Bread’s Salad Stuffers is up in @mcsweeneys.net today: www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/pan...
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Reviews of New Food: Panera Bread Salad Stuffers
“You’re left wondering not whether you can eat this, but whether you can finish it before it becomes a heaping pile of lettuce-filled mush.”
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The Belladonna Comedy @belladonnacomedy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
“The editors share how many rejections they’ve collected over the years.” By @alicemphillips.bsky.social @emilyemilyemilybk.bsky.social Emily Kapp, Heidi Lux, @kmaiolatesi.bsky.social & @laurita-jane.bsky.social Full piece: www.thebelladonnacomedy.com/how-to-humor...
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Andy McGlashen @amcglashen.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dude you gotta shut up
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The Belladonna Comedy @belladonnacomedy.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
ATTN: current and prospective Belladonna writers! This is your sign to submit to us. We can’t wait to read your funny pieces. www.thebelladonnacomedy.com/the-belladon...
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The Belladonna Comedy @belladonnacomedy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Read our latest newsletter!! www.thebelladonnacomedy.com/heres-a-news...
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Here’s a Newsletter Instead of Some Lettuce
Big salad when?
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The Belladonna Comedy @belladonnacomedy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Watch our latest Editrix ep with special guest @emilyflake.bsky.social !! youtu.be/-PX-BLtmA4E?...
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Episode 14 - Emily Flake!
YouTube video by Belladonna Comedy
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The Belladonna Comedy @belladonnacomedy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
A group piece written by The Belladonnas! Full piece: medium.com/thebelladonn...
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Andy McGlashen @amcglashen.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Tonight was my first time at Wrigley Field and the Tigers looked so utterly feeble that my brother could sense, from more than 200 miles away, that a McGlashen was somehow involved.
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Andy McGlashen @amcglashen.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I know what you’re thinking, and yes, we were 8 years old when we got married.
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Andy McGlashen @amcglashen.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Somehow @kmaiolatesi.bsky.social and I have been married 18 years today. “We have stood from year to year before the spectacle of our lives with joined hands.” —W.C. Williams
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The Belladonna Comedy @belladonnacomedy.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The July newsletter is here! Read and subscribe here: medium.com/thebelladonn...
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Summer Goal: Be More Like This Dog
Hope this is you right now.
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Andy McGlashen @amcglashen.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Ken Bone’s Wario
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The Belladonna Comedy @belladonnacomedy.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
We’ve decided to girl boss our way to LinkedIn.. …… …give us a follow!! Check out Belladonna Comedy’s profile on LinkedIn www.linkedin.com/in/belladonn...
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Andy McGlashen @amcglashen.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Jolene had her first swim in Lake Michigan today. Probably also her last.
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The Belladonna Comedy @belladonnacomedy.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Please welcome our new editors!!! @laurita-jane.bsky.social @alicemphillips.bsky.social @emilyemilyemilybk.bsky.social
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Andy McGlashen @amcglashen.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Most weekends I don’t do friggin crap but this weekend I ran my first 5K and got my first tattoo. 44 is the new 24 I guess.
A tired guy who went for a runA guy with a new arm tattoo of the late great Gilly, a wonderful Shih Tzu
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Katy Maiolatesi @kmaiolatesi.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I just added my voice to @onenationovercharged.com because it's time we fight for a healthcare system that puts people over profits and works for everyone. Watch my video and share your own! stories.onenationovercharged.com/video/6a0b69...
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Add your voice to One Nation, Overcharged!
I just added my voice to @onenationovercharged because it's time we fight for a healthcare system that puts people over profits and works for everyone. Watch my video and share your own!
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The Belladonna Comedy @belladonnacomedy.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
“A group piece written by contributors of The Belladonna Slack channel.” By The Belladonna Writers Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/advice-to-ne...
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The Belladonna Comedy @belladonnacomedy.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
“Add so many jokes to make the masses LOL.” By @kmaiolatesi.bsky.social Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/how-to-humor...
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Andy McGlashen @amcglashen.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Walking home from dinner with @kmaiolatesi.bsky.social and happened upon a deadly blues band in a random garage. Chicago, golly.
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Andy McGlashen @amcglashen.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
The ear-scratch wanter has arrived
An impossibly cute Shih Tzu
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Andy McGlashen @amcglashen.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
My wife is pretty and funny and MS is an asshole! Please donate if you can!
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Katy Maiolatesi @kmaiolatesi.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
www.instagram.com/reel/DXhOnAW...
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Katy Maiolatesi on Instagram: "Wanna help end MS??!! That would be so cool of you! Link in bio to donate 🧡 #walkms #ms #multiplesclerosis #chicago #donate"
1 likes, 0 comments - kmaiolatesi on April 24, 2026: "Wanna help end MS??!! That would be so cool of you! Link in bio to donate 🧡 #walkms #ms #multiplesclerosis #chicago #donate".
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The Belladonna Comedy @belladonnacomedy.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Another newsletter is out?? Is there anything we can’t do?? (Yes) thebelladonnacomedy.com/this-newslet...
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This Newsletter Will Change Your Life
Probably!
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The Belladonna Comedy @belladonnacomedy.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Do you like laughter? How about green things? Then perhaps you should read and/or subscribe to our monthly newsletter!! thebelladonnacomedy.com/st-patrick-d...
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St. Patrick Died So We Can Drink Green Beer at 7:52 A.M.
It’s a special month. Now let’s get into some spicy newsletter content!
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The Belladonna Comedy @belladonnacomedy.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
“Women are hilarious.” By @kmaiolatesi.bsky.social Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/how-to-humor...
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Katy Maiolatesi @kmaiolatesi.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I went surfing yesterday while having multiple sclerosis 🏆🏄🏼‍♀️
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Andy McGlashen @amcglashen.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Katy bonding with a Great Kiskadee @kmaiolatesi.bsky.social
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Katy Maiolatesi @kmaiolatesi.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
@emenez2.bsky.social and I have a new piece in Slackjaw! medium.com/slackjaw/cas...
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“Casablanca” Ending Updated By Region
By Emily Menez and Katy Maiolatesi
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Katy Maiolatesi @kmaiolatesi.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Friend link! thebelladonnacomedy.com/the-perfect-...
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Patrickworld 🌎👋🏾🎸 @patrickworld.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Dwayne Johnson (born May 2, 1972), also known by his ring name "the Rock", is an American actor and professional wrestler. He is signed to WWE, where he performs on a part-time basis. Widely regarded as one of the greatest professional wrestlers of all time
Actor Don Johnson. Dear reader. Thank you for taking the time to check out this alt text! As you may or may not know, this is a ridiculous joke. I know full well who the person is in the photo, and that I've added the bio of a different person entirely. That's the joke. It's a gag about people having a similar name, which I can mix up in a comedic way. Also, I was dropped on the head as a baby. Several times.
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Katy Maiolatesi @kmaiolatesi.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
If I were an Olympic athlete I think I would pick luge bc you get to lie down
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The Belladonna Comedy @belladonnacomedy.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Our latest newsletter is here!! thebelladonnacomedy.com/to-punxsutaw...
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To Punxsutawney Phil: We Refuse to Believe Your Shadowy Ass
That groundhog is a LIAR! Here’s hoping for a great month (please, oh god, please).
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Andy McGlashen @amcglashen.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
👼🏻🚨 📸: @kmaiolatesi.bsky.social
Jolene, an angelic Shih Tzu, basks in the sun
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Katy Maiolatesi @kmaiolatesi.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I just had 15 implements in my mouth as the dentist and assistant were complaining about AI. Girls, I wanted to join the bitchfest!
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The Belladonna Comedy @belladonnacomedy.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Get our newest newsletter right to your inbox!!! thebelladonnacomedy.com/new-year-new...
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New Year, New Newsletter, New Ways to Vibe
Happy New Year, gorgeous bbs! I just wanted you to have a moment and pretend you’re here⬇️.
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Katy Maiolatesi @kmaiolatesi.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
If I was just like, “I was a soccer player in the movie ‘One Fine Day’” I feel like I could get away with it
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 22/12/2025
"This was not extraordinary or cool in any capacity. There were no explosive sounds, and I had to constantly jab and stir this decrepit mass of white chocolate to release the marshmallows."
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Reviews of New Food: Williams Sonoma’s The Grinch™ Hot Chocolate Bomb
I am somewhat of a hot chocolate maven. I normally consume this winter-wonderful drink through powdered packages and hot water, and I know my way a...
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Katy Maiolatesi @kmaiolatesi.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Holy shit what a great surprise!! Ty @tomellison123.bsky.social !!
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Katy Maiolatesi @kmaiolatesi.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
I can’t help but think that if James Caan hadn’t sung “Santa Claus Is Comin’ to Town” at just the right time in Elf, every one of those people would have been absolutely pancaked by Santa’s sleigh
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The Belladonna Comedy @belladonnacomedy.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
It must be a holiday miracle because a bonus Editrix episode with @jennieegerdie.bsky.social is out now!! youtu.be/fNcR2khgbLg?...
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Bonus Episode with Jennie Egerdie!
YouTube video by Belladonna Comedy
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Luke Burns @lukevburns.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
And hot off the presses: Williams Sonoma’s The Grinch™ Hot Chocolate Bomb by @kmaiolatesi.bsky.social
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Reviews of New Food: Williams Sonoma’s The Grinch™ Hot Chocolate Bomb
I am somewhat of a hot chocolate maven. I normally consume this winter-wonderful drink through powdered packages and hot water, and I know my way a...
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 17/12/2025
"I gingerly placed the Grinch’s head into my hot milk. And then, nothing. 'Thought it would be more bomby,' I uttered to no one. I had to poke it for half a minute before anything happened."
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Reviews of New Food: Williams Sonoma’s The Grinch™ Hot Chocolate Bomb
I am somewhat of a hot chocolate maven. I normally consume this winter-wonderful drink through powdered packages and hot water, and I know my way a...
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Katy Maiolatesi @kmaiolatesi.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
I’m so pumped to have my first solo piece in @mcsweeneys.net today!! It’s a New Food review and it’s a wild ride. Thank you to @lukevburns.bsky.social and everyone in his class for helping me make it so great. Read it here! www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/wil...
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Reviews of New Food: Williams Sonoma’s The Grinch™ Hot Chocolate Bomb
I am somewhat of a hot chocolate maven. I normally consume this winter-wonderful drink through powdered packages and hot water, and I know my way a...
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Katy Maiolatesi @kmaiolatesi.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
I don’t appreciate when it’s December 16 and an email will be like “Need a last-minute gift?” Last min for what, the SEVENTEENTH OF DECEMBER??!!
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