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Pinche the Undying

@pinche-pi.bsky.social
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Pinche 2 - Colon cancer 0 Groucho Marxist and middle finger enthusiast, pastor of Our Lady of the Middle Finger Church and Tax Shelter™ #D&D&D Dungeons & Dragons & Doobies, DM and high af wizard

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Pinche the Undying @pinche-pi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Im too old to find a bew best frie....
Man in sweatshirt flipping the bird with both hands and wearing a giant middle finger mask
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Strughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I got brain freeze from eating revenge too fast.
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Pinche the Undying @pinche-pi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
RIP Lucifur The bestest dog to ever dog, my eyes and heart are leaking and she earned every tear. Laid by my side throughout 4 years of cancer and 2 years of recovery, the bestest nurse ever and the sweetest. Gutted 😪
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Pinche the Undying @pinche-pi.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I went to a tarot reading today and...
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Pinche the Undying @pinche-pi.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I mean...
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Pinche the Undying @pinche-pi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Times were a little tough after the rebellion was over...
Water Pump in the ground near a wooded area by a chainlink fence, a sticker indicator on it's side labeling it "R2D2". The pump is rusty, aged, and faded by the sun.
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NFL Daily News @insidenflnews.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Myles Garrett Rams debut
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Pinche the Undying @pinche-pi.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
What's it like inside your head
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Pinche the Undying @pinche-pi.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
What's an example of perfect casting?
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Leslie Nielsen: I Am Serious, Don't Call Me Shirley
ALT: Leslie Nielsen: I Am Serious, Don't Call Me Shirley
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Pinche the Undying @pinche-pi.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I had to work all Labor Day weekend and I was under the impression not working was the point of the holiday so.... who do i speak with to fix it? 😂
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Pinche the Undying @pinche-pi.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
IDK what swearword laden post got @handofgodbunchanumbers to block me but *pats own back* I need to do that more
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Pinche the Undying @pinche-pi.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
it means we will continue to get dumber as a nation, our children are fucked and so is our future
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Pinche the Undying @pinche-pi.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I wonder if they buried Mitch McConnell next to Ivana on the gold course
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Pinche the Undying @pinche-pi.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
A year in college for him
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Pinche the Undying @pinche-pi.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
minor point but your opinion is ass
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Pinche the Undying @pinche-pi.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
ate a huge bowl of softserve ice cream for lunch because fuck all this shit
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Pinche the Undying @pinche-pi.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
wonder, do they notice Im high? #sixwordstory
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Cloud Y @cloud--y.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
So.. life is like...Xbox of chocolate?
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Rolfismus Rolfen: Box of Chocolates Parody
ALT: Rolfismus Rolfen: Box of Chocolates Parody
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Pinche the Undying @pinche-pi.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
More effective if they offered fresh food and toiletries at this point
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Pinche the Undying @pinche-pi.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
still would
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 15/08/2026
I know you're not allowed to say this during the current debate, but the reason the left dominates academics, art, comedy, and music is that the right has stupid, discredited ideas, they're not funny, and dull resentment does not make for good art. No grand conspiracy required.
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Pinche the Undying @pinche-pi.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Gif your mental health
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Pinche the Undying @pinche-pi.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
if you see something... shut the fuck up, no you didnt ya snitch
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Pinche the Undying @pinche-pi.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
How well do shock gloves work when the wearer is doused with water? 🤔
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Pinche the Undying @pinche-pi.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I dont know who needs to hear this but I also accept $6 mil in bribes if offered
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Pinche the Undying @pinche-pi.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
If I hear ONE more peep... #sixwordstory
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Pinche the Undying @pinche-pi.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I ordered Thai drunken noodles and didnt want them to feel ackward so I started drinking too
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Pinche the Undying @pinche-pi.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
Spacesgip floating over the abuilding by a lake, from thr Heavy Metal movie. The spaceship looks like a grinning humanoid
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Pinche the Undying @pinche-pi.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Another victory for Choppy Boi ✊
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Pinche the Undying @pinche-pi.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I have an idea...
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El Lleve: Secret Money Handshake
ALT: El Lleve: Secret Money Handshake
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Pinche the Undying @pinche-pi.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Jovial grandpa cut kids break lines #sixwordstory
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Pinche the Undying @pinche-pi.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Completely?
John Cleese at a desk in thr middle of a river, from And Now Something Completely Different
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Pinche the Undying @pinche-pi.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The only things in life i will ever regret is not playing enough D&D and editing the confiscated film footage of the Kennedy assassination for the CIA... Mostly the D&D stuff tho
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Pinche the Undying @pinche-pi.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Chicago Bulls Basketball Bench Reaction
ALT: Chicago Bulls Basketball Bench Reaction
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Pinche the Undying @pinche-pi.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
If Iran REALLY wanted to piss him off they shouldve denied he shot 70 at his tournament
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Pinche the Undying @pinche-pi.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
😭
Weather app screengrab of the next four days temperature highs, Sat 105°, Sun 105°, Mon 106°, Tue 105°
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Pinche the Undying @pinche-pi.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
"fuck this place Im out"
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Pinche the Undying @pinche-pi.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
"I have decided where we are going to eat"
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Pinche the Undying @pinche-pi.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The Muppets Take Tatooine
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Eleanor Courtemanche @ecourtem.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This is why they’re going after Dr Fauci: he impeded grifters
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Pinche the Undying @pinche-pi.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
no you fucking arent and no you fucking wont
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Pinche the Undying @pinche-pi.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
lol
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We Are So Fucked Mr Boss
ALT: We Are So Fucked Mr Boss
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Pinche the Undying @pinche-pi.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Cat: ... you believe this nonsense?!?
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Pinche the Undying @pinche-pi.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
if you thought you didnt want to watch 60 Minutes before, hooboy have i got good news for ya...
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Jon of The North @krauza.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Turns out that food companies were only checking their food because the government told them to, which is exactly why we need government regulations.
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Pinche the Undying @pinche-pi.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
random reminder in the Age of Diarrhea, you dont have a stomach ache you have a large intestine ache
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Pinche the Undying @pinche-pi.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Lucifur entering her punk rock phase
Lucifur, the borderiestcollie that ever bordered, is mostly black with a formerly thick white ring around her neck that iz now dyed purple with moms leftover hair dye and she thinks its soooo pretty😍
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Pinche the Undying @pinche-pi.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I had Stage 4 colon cancer, 14 surgeries and procedures in 4 years, and I couldve licked a frog?!? 😂 this is cool as hell
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Pinche the Undying @pinche-pi.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Post your last two brain cells
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Muppets TV: Statler and Waldorf
ALT: Muppets TV: Statler and Waldorf
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