Reposted by Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr.Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 11hmystical books, whose perusal would seem to have been indispensable 26014
Reposted by Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr.Sam Weller @samwellerauthor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This is the most remarkable story Ray Bradbury ever shared with me. He told it to me late one night, sitting in his den of antiquities and mementos. Take five minutes to read this. It’s pure magic. #Writing #Living #Creativity #RayBradbury #BookSky 391517603
Reposted by Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr.Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Fucking up really bad is like jazz 210722
Reposted by Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr.more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026beavers taught me everything i know about biting a tree 48211
Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr. @birchchirper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"Peter Zaremba's Love Delegation" is the greatest band name in the history of musical performance 000
Reposted by Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr.Theodore Grunewald @tedgrunewald.bsky.social · 29/09/2026JCO for the win. 231450223
Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr. @birchchirper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Congratulations! You removed all the fun! 000
Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr. @birchchirper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I have watched this a thousand times (@artjusfood on Instagram) 100
Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr. @birchchirper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Why would you ever say you were in a "throuple" (horrible ugly portmanteau) when you could say you were in a "triad" (sounds like you're a Chinese gangster) 110
Reposted by Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr.Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026This is why “Best editing” will always be the funniest Oscar, in that it essentially never goes to the best edited film that year, because the best edited film is not an Oscar contender. 7821
Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr. @birchchirper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Ladies! I daydream in my little notebook about elaborate fantasy adventure settings, have zero knowledge of online sports betting, and am extremely single 000
Reposted by Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr.donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Free your mind and it will never come back. Your mind is sick of you 830075
Reposted by Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr.Atrios @eschatonblog.com · 22/09/2026I think you had to be very online at a time when most people weren't to know that the bush administration was comically evil to the extent that it was, but for those of you who weren't: trust us! these were stupid evil people, not so different from the current ones! 642313436
Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr. @birchchirper.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Compelled to say that it irritates me when people try to pluralize a compound noun Cutely by putting the s after the first word when the compound doesn't take the form of (noun+adjective). You're having fun incorrectly. Quit it 100
Reposted by Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr.mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 21/09/2026HUGE RELIEF. i just realized that i'll have no problems once all my little plans for the near future come to fruition. phew 22659
Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr. @birchchirper.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I followed the "Invertebrates" feed because I wanted to see some cool bugs but it is not really working out the way I expected 030
Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr. @birchchirper.bsky.social · 18/09/2026When you use the word "symbology," you are situating what you have written as part of the tradition of Dan Brown Thought. You are free to do that, if you want to 000
Reposted by Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr.gatos fazendo gatices @gatinarios.bsky.social · 18/09/2026bom gosto eu tenho só me falta ter dinheiro 231847
Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr. @birchchirper.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Drives me nuts that coffee shops these days don't ask if you want cream, just if you want "room for cream" I just want the cream! Hold the room! 000
Reposted by Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr.Jamie 1947 @jamie1947.bsky.social · 26/02/2025I follow a handful of journalist for news updates, and an enormous number of mentally unwell people with arts degrees to put that news into proper context for me 121757360
Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr. @birchchirper.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The trivago milf and the trivago dilf should both be killed 021
Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr. @birchchirper.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Asking the tough questions in the office break room 010
Reposted by Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr.donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I respect my haters and share their concerns 101186270
Reposted by Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr.sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026i saved thousands on my car insurance by returning to the sea 91234292
Reposted by Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr.warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 13/09/2026TONIGHT: We read verbatim from a recent industry joint press release. Our investigation takes it at face value as we consider various softball credulous ways it could be true 217430
Reposted by Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr.I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 08/09/2026He's filled with determination 817435944
Reposted by Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr.POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I AM CHANGING THE NATURE OF HUMANITY....INTO FUN!!! 1228576
Reposted by Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr.they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Mads Mikkelsen only started acting when he was 31. But you’re different. It’s too late for you. 18538107
Reposted by Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr.ceej @ceej.online · 03/09/2026there’s a real hobo on youtube 231203
Reposted by Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr.Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 03/09/2026 04214
Reposted by Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr.BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 15/01/2024How many numbers does the average person know? Probably not many because they only care for TIKTOK 7969
Reposted by Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr.Brett Karlan @oldjerryfodor.bsky.social · 02/09/2026An "adversarial collaboration" in philosophy is where me and my buddy go to the bar and yell about theories of mental content while everyone around us wishes we would leave 5396
Reposted by Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr.BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I hate when insurance company ads act like I should be excited to see their little guys. Fuck you. I wouldn’t piss on your little guys (which the gecko has asked me to do btw, multiple times) if they were on fire 51017
Reposted by Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr.Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Therapist: Well what sorts of thoughts have been bothering you? Me: I feel like if I was really different people would feel a different way about me. Therapist: I mean that is just nothing. I can't do anything with that. 436256
Reposted by Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr.mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Scientists have successfully induced ennui in lab rats. Now whenever the rats are put in a maze they just sit there muttering "pourquoi..." and smoking gauloises. Scientists have confirmed the rats were not previously french. It's also unclear where they got the cigarettes 422860
Reposted by Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr.Keebler Youngblood @youngkeebler.bsky.social · 30/08/2026 0112
Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr. @birchchirper.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Donald Trump: must not die before his wealth is clawed back from him and his bizarre, bloated body is condemned to rot in a bare cell Elon Musk: permitted and indeed encouraged to die, as the humiliation and spiritual poverty of being Elon Musk could not possibly be more abject or apparent 021
Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr. @birchchirper.bsky.social · 28/08/2026God grant me such a wife, that I may be such a wife guy 000
Reposted by Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr.elliot @elliotcc.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Analytic philosophy is leftist in the sense that it is off-putting to normies but conservative in the sense that it is bad at comedy 3479
Reposted by Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr.official gogurt @gogurtofficial.bsky.social · 26/08/2026i CAN and SHOULD choose to be more offputting 14810
Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr. @birchchirper.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I know it feels good to say "I told you so" and that we all need that feeling sometimes but some of the "I told you so"s on this web site are a little silly. "I told you it was a bad idea to vote for Nazi supervillains who want to destroy the earth." Oh no way. That was a prescient insight 000
Reposted by Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr.Damon Agnos @damonagnos.bsky.social · 25/08/2026EDITOR: You get those photos of Leonard for the album cover? PHOTOGRAPHER: Sure did, boss—real mob hitman, just like you asked 1133667
Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr. @birchchirper.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Reminder if you're reading this that you can just go into your kitchen and make some spaghetti right now. "Spaghetti: you probably have some in your house" 030
Reposted by Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr.noam @noamchompers.bsky.social · 23/08/2026'hey, has anyone tried refuting race science on theoretical and empirical grounds?'—guy who just woke up from a 100 year coma, presumably 334961
