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POKEY THE PENGUIN

@pokeythepenguin.bsky.social

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I LOVE TO PLAY IN THE SNOW WITH MY FRIENDS!!! I AM POKEY THE PENGUIN!!!! www.yellow5.com/pokey kolektiva.social/@pokeythepenguin

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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

LEFT BEHIND yellow5.com/pokey

A MAN STATES TO POKEY: POKEY, DON'T GET ... LEFT BEHIND!!!

POKEY REPLIES: OK!

THE MAN LEAVES!!

THE SMALL CHILD APPROACHES AND ASKS POKEY: POKEY, DID YOU GET ... LEFT BEHIND TOO???

POKEY REPLIES: I DON'T KNOW!!!

SHE ASKS: POKEY WHERE DID THEY GO???

HE RESPONDS: LITTLE GIRL, THEY ARE GOING THEIR OWN WAY

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Knave Murdok (TransCat) @knavemurdok.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

9/19/19 The alliance between @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social and TransCat officially forms. To this day, comics fans recall this incident... somewhat?

Pokey riding on TransCat's shoulders, wielding a six shooter.

POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

LEFT BEHIND yellow5.com/pokey

A MAN STATES TO POKEY: POKEY, DON'T GET ... LEFT BEHIND!!!

POKEY REPLIES: OK!

THE MAN LEAVES!!

THE SMALL CHILD APPROACHES AND ASKS POKEY: POKEY, DID YOU GET ... LEFT BEHIND TOO???

POKEY REPLIES: I DON'T KNOW!!!

SHE ASKS: POKEY WHERE DID THEY GO???

HE RESPONDS: LITTLE GIRL, THEY ARE GOING THEIR OWN WAY

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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I AM CHANGING THE NATURE OF HUMANITY....INTO FUN!!!

POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I AM CHANGING THE NATURE OF HUMANITY....INTO FUN!!!

POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

HELLO @psyhigh.bsky.social !!!

POKEY AND HIS PAL STAND IN THE THRONE ROOM OF KING GEORGE AND GREET HIM: KING GEORGE!!

KING GEORGE REPLIES: I HOPE YOUR BIRTHDAY IS FULL OF SURPRISES

POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

TODAY...IS THE DAY FOR FUN!!!

POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

POKEY AND THE COMMERCIAL PILOT'S LICENSE yellow5.com/pokey

POKEY GREETS THE LITTLE GIRL: HELLO THERE, SMALL CHILD

SHE REPLIES: HELLO POKEY

HE HOLDS A DEVICE AND ANNOUNCES: LOOK! I HAVE COMMANDEERED THE EMERGENCY BROADCAST NETWORK

SHE ASKS: CAN I TRY IT??

SHE INTONES INTO THE DEVICE: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!! BE SURE TO LEAVE YOUR VALUABLES BEHIND

POKEY GIGGLES: TEE HEE

THEY LISTEN TO THE RADIO, WHICH CRACKLES WITH STATIC!!!

THE SMALL CHILD DECRIES: OH NO!! I'M INCOMPREHENSIBLE

POKEY PROFFERS: I WILL REPAIR IT THUSLY

HE STATES HIS PLAN: STEP 1! OBTAIN A COMMERCIAL PILOT'S LICENSE! STEP 2! DIVERT A FLIGHT UNDER FALSE PRETENSES TO THE COMMAND CENTER

THE SMALL CHILD APPRECIATIVELY OFFERS: HOORAY!!

AT THE FLIGHT SCHOOL...

THE INSTRUCTOR TEACHES: THE THREE QUALITIES EVERY PILOT NEEDS ARE RECKLESSNESS, DESPERATION, AND GREED

POKEY ASKS: THREE, YOU SAY??

THE INSTRUCTOR CONTINUES: THE LOWEST-PERFORMING QUINTILE OF YOU WILL BE EJECTED MID-FLIGHT

HE THEN ASKS POKEY: POKEY ARE YOU READY FOR YOUR CHECKRIDE??

POKEY DEMURES: LET ME FINISH THESE DRINKS

AT LAST, POKEY PASSED HIS COMMERCIAL PILOT CERTIFICATION!! THE END

POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

HOORAY FOR MY NICE TRANS FRIENDS!!!

I AM HOLDING A TRANS FLAG TO SAY: HOORAY FOR MY NICE TRANS FRIENDS!!!

POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

YOU CAN DO ANYTHING......WITH POKEY!!!!

POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

IT IS VERY INFORMATIVE!!!

IT IS A CHART FEAT. POKEY!!!

POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

ODLIČAN SUPERHEROJ www.yellow5.com/pokey

POKEY KAŽE: JA SAM SUPERHEROJ!!!

MALA DJEVOJČICA KAŽE: KAKO SE ZOVEŠ KAO SUPERHEROJ??

POKEY TADA KAŽE: TOALETNIČOVJEK!!

MALA DJEVOJČICA KAŽE: KOJA JE TVOJA SUPERMOĆ??

I POKEY KAŽE: SUPERMOĆ??

POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

HELLO @bobskunk.bsky.social !!!

POKEY AND HIS FRIEND STAND FACING KING GEORGE!!

POKEY STATES: KING GEORGE!!

KING GEORGE RESPONDS: I HOPE YOUR BIRTHDAY IS FULL OF SURPRISES

POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

I AM HOLDING A LOVELY TRANS FLAG AND DECLARING THUS: HOORAY FOR MY NICE TRANS FRIENDS!!

POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

TODAY IS THE DAY FOR MY FAVORITE EQUATION!! HOORAY FOR 26 + 6 = 1!!!

POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

SHADES OF GRAY yellow5.com/pokey

THE SMALL CHILD SAYS TO POKEY: LET'S REMINISCE

HE RESPONDS: OK

THROUGHOUT THE NEXT SEVERAL SCENES, THEY GO BACK AND FORTH THUSLY!!!

WHAT AN ADVENTURE!! INDEED!!!

WE ARE HAVING FUN. YES.

POKEY YOU ARE MAXIMUM POIGNANT!!! TRULY

AND THEN POKEY DECLARES: SUDDENLY, I AM CURED OF MY VIRAL INFECTION!!!

SHE RESPONDS: HOORAY!!!

POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

MOTHER NATURE AND FATHER TIME yellow5.com/pokey

THE SMALL CHILD APPROACHES POKEY AND SAYS: TODAY IN SCHOOL WE LEARNED ABOUT MOTHER NATURE AND FATHER TIME!!

POKEY TELLS HER: THERE ARE MORE MEMBERS OF OUR FAMILY, LIKE COUSIN MONEY AND UNCLE SMUT!

SHE ASKS: CAN WE VISIT UNCLE SMUT?

HE REPLIES: GRAB SOME BOOKS! IT'S A LONG WAY TO THE PRISON

SHE SAYS: OK!!!

THEY HAVE A LONG CAR RIDE.

HOURS LATER, SHE ASKS: WHY IS UNCLE SMUT IN PRISON?

POKEY EXPLAINS: HE RAN A CROOKED AUTO DEALERSHIP!!

HE HANDS HER A BROCHURE AND SAYS: HERE IS AN OLD BROCHURE

SHE READS FROM IT: "YOU CAN'T GO WRONG WITH SMUT!"

HE THEN EXPLAINS: SOME CARS HAD NO MOTORS! OTHERS HAD NO BRAKES!!

SHE EXCLAIMS: OH NO!

HE CONTINUES: HE ALSO SOLD US THAT LADA CONVERTED TO RUN ON WOOD GAS!

SHE DELIGHTS: I LIKE FEEDING THE GASIFIER!

POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

HELP ME REACH MY GOAL!!! IT IS ONE DOLLAR ko-fi.com/pokeythe

POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

POKEY IS TWENTY EIGHT YEARS OLD yellow5.com/pokey

POKEY SPEAKS TO THE LITTLE GIRL: TODAY, I AM TWENTY EIGHT YEARS OLD!!

SHE REPLIES: HOORAY!!

HE IS WEARING A HAT AND SAYS: TIME TO HANG UP MY HAT!!

POKEY DEFTLY REMOVES THE HAT, REVEALING ANOTHER: AND PUT ON ANOTHER!!

HE LEADS THE SMALL CHILD TO A WOODEN FOOTBRIDGE OVER AN ACTIVE VOLCANO AND EXPLAINS: WE JUST HAVE TO CROSS THIS WOODEN FOOTBRIDGE ACROSS AN ACTIVE VOLCANO

HE THEN SAYS: AND HERE IS MY NEW RESTAURANT!

SHE ASKS: WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAT????

HE STATES: VOLCANO!!

NEXT TO THE RESTAURANT, HE SAYS: LET'S READ A REVIEW!

AND CONTINUES: "POKEY'S PRODUCINGS IS WHERE GREAT TASTE GOES TO DIE! IS WHAT I WOULD SAY IF POKEY DID NOT BIRBE ME!! FIVE STARS!!!!"

HE EXCLAIMS: IT WORKED!!

THE SMALL CHILD REPLIES: POKEY LET'S DO MORE BRIBES!!

HE ASSENTS: YES

POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

POKEY IS IN HELL yellow5.com/pokey

ONE DAY, POKEY ARISES AND ANNOUNCES: HAVING ARISEN ON THIS MORNING, IT IS TIME FOR BEETS!!

HOLDING AN EMPTY JAR, HE DECRIES: OH NO! I AM OUT OF BEETS

HE GOES TO A MERCHANT AND ASKS: MAY I PLEASE HAVE SOME BEETS

THE MERCHANT RESPONDS: BEETS?? NEVER HEARD OF THEM!

POKEY SAYS: A WORLD WITHOUT BEETS?? I AM IN HELL

HE SPEAKS TO THE WARDEN: MAY I GO BACK?? FOR BEETS

WHO REPLIES: NO, YOU ARE IN HELL!! FOREVER!

THE MAN OFFERS HIM A DRAM: WHISKEY??

POKEY REPLIES: THANK YOU! A SPIRITOUS BEVERAGE IS ALWAYS NICE TO WASH DOWN MY--

AND CONTINUES: OH NO!

THE MAN DELIGHTS: TEE HEE!!

POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

IT'S ALWAYS DARKEST yellow5.com/pokey

POKEY AND THE SMALL CHILD ARE HAVING A CONVERSATION!!

POKEY STATES: LITTLE GIRL, IT'S ALWAYS DARKEST JUST BEFORE DAWN

THE SMALL CHILD RESPONDS: NO IT ISN'T!!

POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

NEW TAIPEI yellow5.com/pokey

A NEW FRIEND APPROACHES POKEY!! HE SAYS: HELLO

POKEY REPLIES: I AM POKEY THE PENGUIN!! WELCOME TO THE ARCTIC CIRCLE

POKEY'S NEW FRIEND REPLIES: HELLO POKEY!! I'M RICH

AND CONTINUES: I AM GOING TO OWN EVERYTHING

POKEY RESPONDS: I SEE

THEN, THE SMALL CHILD APPROACHES AND ASKS: POKEY WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT MAN???

POKEY EXPLAINS, AS THE MAN IS ENCASED IN A BLOCK OF ICE: I HAVE ENCASED HIM

THEN HE CONTINUES: COME, SMALL CHILD

SHE ASKS: WHERE ARE WE GOING???

THEY DRIFT LAZILY ACROSS THE WATERS, FLOATING ON THE ENCASED RICH MAN

THE SMALL CHILD EXCLAIMS: THANK YOU FOR TAKING ME TO NEW TAIPEI!!

POKEY ASKS: DID YOU BRING YOUR BAG OF POTATO CHIPS???

SHE SAYS: I DID

HE REPLIES: YOU'LL NEED THOSE LATER

SHE THEN ASKS: WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THAT MAN???

HE TELLS HER: DO NOT WORRY!! HE IS MEETING THE DARK INTERCESSOR NOW

THEY EXPLORE THE ICE AND THE SMALL CHILD STATES: THERE IS SO MUCH TO DO IN NEW TAIPEI!!!!

POKEY THEN TEACHES A LESSON!! THE LESSON IS: WHEN WE GET TIRED, WE CAN USE OUR BAG OF SNACKS AS THE PILLOW!!

SHE SAYS: OK!!!

POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

YOU MAY ALSO ENJOY MY ART WHICH IS STIRRING AND LOVELY!!!

POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

I AM SENDING YOU A CLASSIFIED LETTER!! IT READS: HOORAY!!!

POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

THE LITTLE GIRL APPROACHES POKEY AND GREETS HIM: GOOD MORNING POKEY!!

HE RESPONDS: HELLO, SMALL CHILD

AND CONTINUES: LET'S TOUR THE ARCHITECTURE OF THE MIND

SUDDENLY, WE ARE TRANSPORTED INTO THE MIND!!!!

THE TWO STARE AT A STRUCTURE

THE TWO CONTINUE TO STARE AT A STRUCTURE

THE SMALL CHILD ASKS: POKEY IS THAT A TRELLIS OR A TRESTLE???

HE TURNS TO HER AND REPLIES: I DON'T KNOW!!!

POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

THE LITTLE GIRL IS RECITING LINES TO MR NUTTY:

ORANGES, APPLES, BANANAS, AND PEARS!

THESE ARE THE FRUITS THAT ARE FAVORED BY BEARS!!

FRESH ROASTED NUTS AND BAKED ALBACORE!

GIVE A BEAR SOME AND HE WILL WANT MORE!!!

POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

POKEY APPROACHES THE LITTLE GIRL ON A SUNNY DAY!!

POKEY SAYS, "HELLO THERE SMALL CHILD!"

HE CONTINUES, "DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS ABOUT THE RICH MAN??"

POKEY DECLARES, "HE'S DEAD!!"

AND NOW, THERE IS A NICE SONG PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND...

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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

POKEY AND THE SPACE HEATER yellow5.com/pokey

THE LITTLE GIRL APPROACHES POKEY AND STATES: POKEY I WAS STORING SOME JARS OF SAUCE ON OUR SPACE HEATER AND SUDDENLY IT DOES NOT WORK!!

POKEY REPLIES: SMALL CHILD, I WILL SOLVE THIS

POKEY WHISTLES A JAUNTY TUNE AS HE APPROACHES A VAT

THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS HIM: POKEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING??

HE REPLIES PLEASANTLY: DIPPING MY ARMS IN STRONTIUM-90

THEN HE SAYS: COME HERE!! THE FISSILE MATERIAL WILL KEEP US WARM

THEY HAVE A NICE HUG AND THE LITTLE GIRL ANNOUNCES: POKEY I LOVE RADIOISOTOPES!!!

POKEY ASKS: DO YOU STILL HAVE SOME SAUCE???

SHE SAYS: YES

HE SAYS: WE CAN PUT IT ON TOAST

SHE EXCLAIMS: YUM!!!

THE END

POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

POKEY AND THE SPACE HEATER yellow5.com/pokey

THE LITTLE GIRL APPROACHES POKEY AND STATES: POKEY I WAS STORING SOME JARS OF SAUCE ON OUR SPACE HEATER AND SUDDENLY IT DOES NOT WORK!!

POKEY REPLIES: SMALL CHILD, I WILL SOLVE THIS

POKEY WHISTLES A JAUNTY TUNE AS HE APPROACHES A VAT

THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS HIM: POKEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING??

HE REPLIES PLEASANTLY: DIPPING MY ARMS IN STRONTIUM-90

THEN HE SAYS: COME HERE!! THE FISSILE MATERIAL WILL KEEP US WARM

THEY HAVE A NICE HUG AND THE LITTLE GIRL ANNOUNCES: POKEY I LOVE RADIOISOTOPES!!!

POKEY ASKS: DO YOU STILL HAVE SOME SAUCE???

SHE SAYS: YES

HE SAYS: WE CAN PUT IT ON TOAST

SHE EXCLAIMS: YUM!!!

THE END

POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

TWO HAMMERS yellow5.com/pokey

POKEY'S FRIEND GIVES HELPFUL ADVICE: WHEN ALL YOU HAVE IS A HAMMER, EVERYTHING LOOKS LIKE A NAIL!!

POKEY, GRASPING TWO HAMMERS IN HIS MIGHTY HANDS, REPLIES: I HAVE TWO HAMMERS!!

POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

THE GREATEST TRICK yellow5.com/pokey

ONE DAY, THE DEVIL APPEARS BEFORE POKEY!! POKEY GREETS HIM: HELLO

THE DEVIL SAYS: PREPARE YOURSELF...TO SEE A CARD TRICK!!

POKEY REPLIES: OK!!

THE DEVIL WITHDRAWS A PACK OF CARDS AND INSTRUCTS POKEY: PICK A CARD, ANY CARD!!

POKEY HOLDS A CARD AND IMMEDIATELY CALLS OUT!! IT'S THE FOUR OF DIAMONDS!!

THE DEVIL REPLIES: YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO-- OKAY LET'S GO ON!!

SHUFFLING, THE DEVIL DROPS THE CARDS IN A BIG PILE AND UTTERS: CRUD!!

HE DISAPPEARS AS SUDDENLY AS HE APPEARS!!!

THE SNOWMAN MR NUTTY STROLLS BY AND POKEY GREETS HIM: HI MR NUTTY!!

MR NUTTY REPLIES IN KIND: HEY HEY POKEY!!

POKEY TELLS HIM: THE DEVIL CAME BY EARLIER AND SHOWED ME A CARD TRICK!!

MR NUTTY INQUIRES: WAS IT A GOOD CARD TRICK??

POKEY TELLS HIM: IT WAS THE GREATEST TRICK!!!

POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

A TRIP TO THE PLAYGROUND yellow5.com/pokey

ONE DAY IN THE ARCTIC CIRCLE...

THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS POKEY: POKEY MAY WE GO TO THE PLAYGROUND??

POKEY REPLIES: OF COURSE!!

SHE SAYS: THANK YOU POKEY

POKEY EXPLAINS: FOR SAFETY PURPOSES, THE PLAYGROUND IS ACCESSED VIA AN ORIENTATION REVERSING PATH

THEREFORE, THEY BEGIN TO WALK BACKWARDS DOWN THE PATH!!

THE SMALL CHILD ASKS POKEY: MAY WE SING AN ORIENTEERING SONG????

POKEY RESPONDS: OF COURSE!! AND HE BEGINS TO SING

TRA LA LAAA!! SINGS POKEY

SUDDENLY, THE LITTLE GIRL TAKES A TUMBLE OFF THE EDGE OF A HIGH CLIFF

POKEY TURNS AND STATES: OH NO SMALL CHILD!! ARE YOU OKAY??

FROM THE DISTANT GROUND SHE CALLS OUT: I FOUND THE PLAYGROUND POKEY!!

HE SAYS: HOORAY!!

SHE THEN SAYS: WE EXPELLED THE INVADERS POKEY!!!

AND THEN: NOW WE'RE THROWING BATTERIES AT THEM!!

POKEY BEAMS WITH PRIDE!!!! THE END

POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

POKEY AND THE ANNOUNCEMENT yellow5.com/pokey

POKEY DELIVERS AN INSPIRATIONAL SPEECH VIA AUDIO AMPLIFICATION!!

HE SPEAKS: AND SO, IN THESE TRYING TIMES--

AND IS INTERRUPTED!! A CROWD-MEMBER HOLDS UP A BAG OF SEAFOOD AND DECLARES: HEY POKEY!! I KEEP MY SEAFOOD IN MY POCKET!!!

POKEY REPLIES: THIS COUNTRY RUNS ON CRAB!!!

THE CROWD ERUPTS IN JOYOUS CHEER.

POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

BEHOLD THE CLOUDLESS SKY yellow5.com/pokey

THE SMALL CHILD ASKS POKEY: HOW ARE YOU POKEY???

POKEY REPLIES: I AM ALIVE, LITTLE GIRL!!

HE PROCEEDS: I INHALE OXYGEN AND EXHALE DELICIOUS ORGANIC COMPOUNDS THUSLY

SHE DEEMS: HOORAY POKEY

POKEY OBSERVES: BEHOLD THE CLOUDLESS SKY!!

AND MULLS: LET US ENJOY THE MANY DAYS TO COME

AT LAST, THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS: MAY I HAVE SOME ORGANIC COMPOUNDS POKEY

POKEY STATES: YES

POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

POKEY AND THE LITTLE GIRL ARE GREETING ONE ANOTHER PLEASANTLY!!

THE LITTLE GIRL STATES: HELLO POKEY!!!

POKEY REPLIES: GOOD MORNING, SMALL CHILD!!

POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

THE ENEMY yellow5.com/pokey

ONE DAY, POKEY SAYS TO THE LITTLE GIRL: SMALL CHILD, PREPARE YOURSELF FOR WAR!!

SHE RESPONDS: I'M READY POKEY!!

ARMED WITH WEAPONS, THEY STAND READY! POKEY DECLARES: THE ENEMY IS UNTIDINESS!!!

THEY BEGIN TO TIDY UP WITH THEIR WEAPONS!!

THE SMALL CHILD ASKS: MAY I HAVE OTHER ENEMIES POKEY??

HE RESPONDS, BETWEEN FIRING: YOU MAY

POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

POKEY AND THE BELL yellow5.com/pokey

ONE DAY...

THE SMALL CHILD APPROACHES POKEY TO ASK: WHAT IS THAT ALARM???

THERE IS THE ENDLESS, PIERCING RINGING OF A BELL!!

POKEY RESPONDS: ALARM? I HEAR NO ALARM

POKEY CONTINUES: ONLY THE DULCET, INCESSANT RINGING OF A BELL

SUDDENLY, A SECOND RINGING BEGINS!!

THE SMALL CHILD NOTES: NOW THERE ARE TWO OF THEM!!!

SHE OBSERVES: THEY ARE OUT OF TUNE!!!

POKEY SAYS: SMALL CHILD, YOU ARE OUT OF TUNE

POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

WATCHING THE RADIO yellow5.com/pokey

THE SMALL CHILD APPROACHES POKEY TO ASK: POKEY WHAT CAN WE DO TODAY???

POKEY SAYS: I KNOW!!!

HE CONTINUES: LET'S WATCH THE RADIO!!

SHE REPLIES: OK POKEY!! AND THEY WATCH THE RADIO

WORDLESSLY, THE LITTLE GIRL EXPRESSES SOMETHING

POKEY SAYS IN RETURN: LET'S GO

IT IS THEN UNCLEAR WHAT IS HAPPENING!! SOME FAINT NOTE FROM THE NARRATOR INDICATES: THAT IS ALL

POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

POKEY EXPLAINS TO MR NUTTY THAT HE HAS STREAMLINED THE CALENDAR BY REMOVING THE EXCESS MONTH OF JULY AND ADDING MORE HOURS TO CHRISTMAS

POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

POKEY AND HIS SISTER ARE DECORATING THEIR GIFT-EXCHANGE-DAY TREE WHEN SUDDENLY A MIST BEGINS TO SEEP IN THROUGH A VENT!!

THE MIST IS CHANTING: HO HO HO

IT'S SANTA!! AS A MIST

THE SMALL CHILD, IN A PANIC, NOTICES THAT SHE HAS INHALED SOME

POKEY ASSURES HER THEY WILL BEGIN TREATMENT TODAY

POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

POKEY ENTREATS MR. NUTTY TO EXAMINE HIS NEW FIGURINE!!

IT IS SANTA, DRESSED LIKE A COWBOY, WHO IS PLAYING A FIDDLE FOR A DOG, WHO IS ALSO DRESSED LIKE A COWBOY!!

IT COMMEMORATES HIS RELEASE FROM PRISON!!!

POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

POKEY ENGAGES IN A BATTLE WITH SANTA CLAUS!! HIS KUNG FU IS UNDEFEATED AT THE CONCLUSION

POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

I DO!!!!

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Knave Murdok (TransCat) @knavemurdok.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

@pokeythepenguin.bsky.social really says a lot about our society, doesn't he?

POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

HOORAY FOR KNAVE!! AND HOORAY FOR TRANSCAT!!!!

POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

POKEY THE PENGUIN LIVES WITH HIS FAMILY IN THE ARCTIC CIRCLE!!! SAY HELLO TO POKEY!!

POKEY RESPONDS: HELLO!!

POKEY THE PENGUIN IS AN EDUCATIONAL CHILDRENS CARTOON! POKEY AND HIS PALS HAVE FUN AND LEARNING ABOUT THE HAZARDS OF THE ARCTIC CIRCLE!

ON THE HORIZON, AN ITALIAN SHIP APPEARS!! POKEY DECLARES: OH NO! ITALIANS! THEY WANT OUR ARCTIC CIRCLE-CANDY, WHICH ONLY GROWS IN THE ARCTIC CIRCLE!

POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

YOU MAY ENGAGE WITH POKEY!!!! HERE I AM!!!!

IT IS POKEY!!! THE PENGUIN