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Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr.

@birchchirper.bsky.social
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Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr. @birchchirper.bsky.social · 23h
Do not sit in the 'splash zone'
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Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr. @birchchirper.bsky.social · 23h
"How do we adapt a horror story into cozy tv that doesn't make anyone uncomfortable"
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Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr. @birchchirper.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yeah that's when I would schedule it
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Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr. @birchchirper.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
yes yes yes yes
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Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr. @birchchirper.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
knock it off
the same joke word for word by some peopleand more peopleadditional people
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Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr. @birchchirper.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
As a conservative, I believe in small government that directly intervenes on my behalf when I have difficulty in my personal relationships
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Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr. @birchchirper.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Americans should have a pretty good grasp of this concept by now!
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Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr. @birchchirper.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He died as he lived (stabbing and being stabbed in conference rooms)
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Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr. @birchchirper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@normal_now tweets: "Sometimes on campus you accidentally walk by a Business class and the professor is writing like "profit = revenue - costs" on the board and everyone is taking notes like its actual school"

a classic
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Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr. @birchchirper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If you can't have a leisurely poop at work, you are not free
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 06/10/2026
the main tradeoff of going to grad school isn't money or prestige. that would be laughable. the main reason to do it is so you can ruthlessly pick apart movies that touch on your area of subject expertise
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Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr. @birchchirper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My family writes extremely amateurish, gently satirical verse about each other for Thanksgiving and the thought of that being colonized by "AI" makes me inexpressibly sad
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Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr. @birchchirper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think one reason I hate LLMs so intensely is that I believe writing goofy doggerel is one of the best things you can do for yourself
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Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr. @birchchirper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"We can, should, must, and will" became a permanent part of my lexicon for introducing stupid ideas the first time I saw this sketch
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr. @birchchirper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
But I'm not positive, I'm in school to be a therapist and haven't examined the phenomenon too closely for fear of contamination tbh
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Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr. @birchchirper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think that a bunch of bad therapists are creating slogans that justify anything because people love slogans and being told that they're always right, and then the therapists (who want to be famous on the internet) and their audiences get hooked on each other's cheap validation
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 03/10/2026
"I should get to sit down when I work but you shouldn't" is a great high level summary of labor disputes
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr. @birchchirper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
One might also consider a Jack Elam
It's young Jack Elam. He's kind of a handsome, rough-looking, square-jawed guy with an appraising look and a lazy eye. He's wearing a cowboy hat and a bandana around his neck.
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Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr. @birchchirper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
jeeeesus christ
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
mystical books, whose perusal would seem to have been indispensable
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Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr. @birchchirper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I can't, Sandy Horne, I live in Arizona. Thanks for the birds though
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Sam Weller @samwellerauthor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is the most remarkable story Ray Bradbury ever shared with me. He told it to me late one night, sitting in his den of antiquities and mementos. Take five minutes to read this. It’s pure magic. #Writing #Living #Creativity #RayBradbury #BookSky
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Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr. @birchchirper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lol, came in here to ask how this got published in the campus literary magazine
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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fucking up really bad is like jazz
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Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr. @birchchirper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Although I enjoy many episodes from the later years, Joel had a real perspective about these movies as representations of the seething American id that's missing from the Mike period
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Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr. @birchchirper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You can set yourself free
I have added the word(?) "biberty" to my moderation list
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Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr. @birchchirper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The greatest of all human emotions
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Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr. @birchchirper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wonder how it feels to make something that just purely sucks. Sucks in form, execution, aesthetics and intent. Obviously I've made some bad art or whatever but... how do you write insurance tv spots and not immediately kill yourself
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Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr. @birchchirper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Gonna toss the meth jingle in here just because
m.youtube.com
Oh, meth, mmm meth!
YouTube video by Love The PIF
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Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr. @birchchirper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Aaron you dummy "Israel and its apologists do infinitely more to fabricate and encourage antisemitism" is an argument for the necessity of a "strategy to combat antisemitism" not only to oppose bigotry but also as a response to Israeli propaganda!
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Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr. @birchchirper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Reconsider your choices
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
beavers taught me everything i know about biting a tree
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Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr. @birchchirper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
what kinds of animals do you hate
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Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr. @birchchirper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
hell yeah
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Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr. @birchchirper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
To share his love of barbeque and banjos made from precious metals
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Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr. @birchchirper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He looks like Jerry Lewis
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Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr. @birchchirper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Peter Zaremba's Love Delegation" is the greatest band name in the history of musical performance
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Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr. @birchchirper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
oh no
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Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr. @birchchirper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is this guy notable in some way
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Theodore Grunewald @tedgrunewald.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
JCO for the win.
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Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr. @birchchirper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How much do we think I can cash in on my "Revenge of the Smith" podcast, merch, and related media properties before this fails to occur
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Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr. @birchchirper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
where do my filiberto's leftovers go
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Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr. @birchchirper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Congratulations! You removed all the fun!
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Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr. @birchchirper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not particularly a Nietzsche-hater but it's so funny to do this like thirty years after A Fish Called Wanda.
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Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr. @birchchirper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Shut the fuck up Joseph Gordon-Levitt, you don't know shit about top grade grape leaves
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Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr. @birchchirper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have watched this a thousand times (@artjusfood on Instagram)
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Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr. @birchchirper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
finally someone is saying it
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Henry Carlos Preinbeam, Jr. @birchchirper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
m.youtube.com
Ohio
YouTube video by Cherry Glazerr - Topic
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