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Hammermime @hammermime.bsky.social · 19m
His job is vegetable
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 19h
go on girl, have that little 5pm salad as a snack
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a broad abroad @zzbenz.bsky.social · 6h
wishing diarrhea upon people
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Salad @biodegabriel.bsky.social · 1h
🤣😆😭
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Lake Huron! Live! @lake-huron.live · 12h
Current* conditions near Richards Island, ON:
View looking east of an archipelago jutting into the Georgian Bay. // Image captured at (local time): 2026-10-07 23:44:29 EDT (about 28 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: windy.com // Current Temp in Richards Island: 58 F | 14 C // Precip: broken clouds // Wind: N at 9 mph | 14 kph // Humidity: 76%
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🐄🎃 @tweedle.bsky.social · 15h
one big girl salad please
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Salad @biodegabriel.bsky.social · 15h
💪🏼
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 16h
double salad wednesday
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Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Potato Salad for lunch
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Jimothy Clydesdale @jimbo-clyde.bsky.social · 23h
I want chicken salad
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 07/10/2026
i was reporting salad dressing abuse
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Salad @biodegabriel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A store says they have 7 of something in stock, but shipping takes 3 weeks, no you don't
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Salad @biodegabriel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bicycle tires
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Gabriel Morton @gabrielenguard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
*CLIP-CLOP-CLIP-CLOP-CLIP-CLOP-CLIP-CLOP-CLIP-CLOP-CLIP-CLOP-CLIP-CLOP-CLIP-CLOP-CLIP-CLOP-CLIP-CLOP-CLIP-CLOP-CLIP-CLOP-CLIP-CLOP-CLIP-CLOP-CLIP-CLOP-CLIP-CLOP-CLIP-CLOP-CLIP-CLOP-CLIP-CLOP-CLIP-CLOP-CLIP-CLOP-CLIP-CLOP-CLIP-CLOP-CLIP-CLOP-CLIP-CLOP-CLIP-CLOP-CLIP-CLOP-CLIP-CLOP-CLIP-CLOP-CLIP*
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Me, once a day: We gotta put a lot of these people in prison
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Salad @biodegabriel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
She punctured my tires one time
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Maffyou @damplump.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
CRJ = Cathode Ray Jube
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Ami @amidanruo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
stop Caesar creep in your life! this is not a Caesar salad!! @ugarles.bsky.social tastecooking.com/recipes/autu...
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Autumn Caesar with Fennel, Beets, and Apple
This autumn Caesar salad featuring thinly shaved fennel, beets, radishes, and apples is the ultimate homage to fall.
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⚔️🎀 𝔉𝔦𝔞𝔡𝔥 🎀⚔️ @fiadh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
oh to be a vegetable getting missed in the grocery store
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wade of mutilation @waderockett.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A panel from the comic Strange Tales #98. An extreme close up of a sly frog thinking, “There is only ONE way out! I must sleep—sleep for a thousand years!”
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Gupp @kenny-loggoff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
they talkimbout pluckin u off the vine in harvest chat rn
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Salad @biodegabriel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bradley Pooper
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Tabatha Southey🇨🇦 @tabathasouthey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Anyone in London, Ontario have any recommendations for movers willing to bring a 64x48 inch framed picture to Toronto? (Did not fit in my car.)
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nancy 🦋✨ @nancyk5.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Pizzatown @djoodiwithad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🍕 to go with my stained glass 🌭
A stained glass slice of pizza
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👻Skulliam🎃Boo-tler🍂Yikes🕷️ @yeets.biz · 05/10/2026
today is tridi 13 Vendemiaire in the year of the Republic CCXXXV, celebrating winter squash
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nadira rodin @nadirarod.institute · 07/08/2026
H O T B E E F C O L D P L U N G E T O P C U R V E E G G L I N E S A L T C E L B E E C H R I S T P E A N U T R A V E L U N C H M A R K E T P R I C E
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cakemittens @cakemittens.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
joie de vivre sucks ass!!!!
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Salad @biodegabriel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pestoration
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Salad @biodegabriel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can’t find green tomatoes for sale anywhere 😑
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Vincent Ledvina @vincentledvina.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Great show happening now down in Queenstown, New Zealand! Take a look at this live view right from the city. Who cares about light pollution? The aurora is shining right through! go.theauroraguy.com/webcams
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Erica Fischer @enf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There are numerous elevators
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† Wristy The Terrible † @wristroom.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thinking of making a salad
A very unhealthy looking tomato plant with a single red tomato and a single green tomato on its single branch
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Salad @biodegabriel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Noooo
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Arlen Abraham @arlen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Forks are ineffective salad eating tools. Switching to miniature tongs.
6" mini stainless steel tongs with green silicone covers on the ends that look vaguely like lettuce
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Jim @jimllmixit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Everything about this feels like an attack.
Cobb Salad

Type  - Salad
Place of origin - United States
Region or state - California
Created by - Hollywood Brown Derby restaurant
Main ingredients - Salad greens (iceberg lettuce, Romaine lettuce), tomatoes, bacon, chicken breast, hard-boiled eggs, blue cheese, red wine vinaigrette.
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Salad @biodegabriel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cute!
Salad with so many ingredients! I can’t ID them alll
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Salad @biodegabriel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nice jacket
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Remedios Varo @remediosvaro.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Pollution of the Water botfrens.com/collections/69/content…
"The Pollution of the Water" by Remedios Varo depicts a surreal marketplace scene with a mysterious masked figure and an array of vibrant produce. Remedios Varo, known for her imaginative and mystical style, intertwines elements of fantasy and reality to explore themes of transformation and human impact on nature.
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stefa @stefapie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Brain off sandwich on
Prosciutto, sopresssata, capocollo, mozzarella, arugula, sun dried tomatoes, pesto
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Kelson Thomas (poped up) @kelson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
salad mander
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Salad @biodegabriel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
they still make those
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Fa-ghoul-tha Christie @joelnb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh fuck I'm older than Henry. This is worse than being older than ciabatta.
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Salad @biodegabriel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i’m telling your boss
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Sam P @samjoshphillips.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Didn’t get Glasto tickets so made Fish Finger Bhorta
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Alice Ghostley @piegoblin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
wee tomates
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this is the ideal salad ingredient ratio. you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
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Weaz @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Who puts red onion and radish on a CAESAR SALAD?! I am going to commit a crime
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Gregory Hays @aristofontes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
11-YO (watching South Park): Is Barbara Streisand a real person?
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Salad @biodegabriel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I wanna try
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