Jimothy Clydesdale @jimbo-clyde.bsky.social · 07/10/2026“That dragon author has a new book out” “Samantha Shannon? I’ll have to look into it” *Looks into it* “Oh.. Yarros” 000
Jimothy Clydesdale @jimbo-clyde.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I need to eat two pounds of Brussels Sprouts 100
Jimothy Clydesdale @jimbo-clyde.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Here’s the thing I don’t care However I’ve been activated I fuck with the Pope; he seems chill I don’t even really care if you want to believe in his authority But you cannot be out here saying that the Pope is The Guy when at one point y’all had to decide which of several Popes was the right one 000
Jimothy Clydesdale @jimbo-clyde.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Looking up the Schism (great TOOL song, by the way) of 1054 to throw theological hands with my Catholic friend who keeps sending me Catholic Reels 010
Jimothy Clydesdale @jimbo-clyde.bsky.social · 07/10/2026This just in, it’s un-American to be Catholic 010
Jimothy Clydesdale @jimbo-clyde.bsky.social · 07/10/2026In America, power is derived from the consent of the governed; in Catholicism, power is derived from the will of God. As such, I, as an American citizen, cannot be Catholic. In this essay, I will.. 010
Jimothy Clydesdale @jimbo-clyde.bsky.social · 06/10/2026“I can’t recall if I grabbed it or not” My Sibling in Christ you couldn’t recall if a snake bit you if the fangs were still stuck in your leg 000
Jimothy Clydesdale @jimbo-clyde.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Don’t think about it as punishment, think about it as taking responsibility for your actions 000
Jimothy Clydesdale @jimbo-clyde.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Rodman forgot the Data Collector and now is just going to spend the extra hour and a half drive back to the office and to the site again on his phone Or napping so he doesn’t have to pee as often We’d already stopped at a vape shop and a toilet so he could take a 20+ minute poop and buy a new vape 000
Jimothy Clydesdale @jimbo-clyde.bsky.social · 06/10/202610 pounds is terribly unreasonable for both a functional blacksmith's tool and as a weapon 020
Jimothy Clydesdale @jimbo-clyde.bsky.social · 06/10/2026AND HERE'S THE THING ROBERT JORDAN AIN'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT BLACKSMITHING OR WEAPONS 'CAUSE THE FUCK YOU MEAN PERRIN'S SLINGIN' AROUND 10 POUNDS OF HAMMER WITH ONE HAND 110
Jimothy Clydesdale @jimbo-clyde.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Backstory: My roommate got a new job and mentioned that he's thinking about moving out and that the son of the landlord (also Roommate's friend) might move in with his baby mamma and child Evidently I don't want to live with a child My friend called and she's thinking about needing a roommate so woo 010
Jimothy Clydesdale @jimbo-clyde.bsky.social · 06/10/2026So you’re tellin’ me that the guy who did this- *cut to the live video of McFly performing any of their more technical songs and Tom is ripping* is out here saying he can barely play the guitar Also he apparently wrote a musical without knowing how to read music? Foolish and dumb 000
Jimothy Clydesdale @jimbo-clyde.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Stealing my coworker’s fruity little vape and sending it to @bagmilk.swifties.social It’s pissing me off 160
Jimothy Clydesdale @jimbo-clyde.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Can someone put out a Kalshi bid on whether or not I bust this level loop Don’t, this is a joke, those sites and the people behind them should [cease to exist in a non-violent, legal manner] 020
Jimothy Clydesdale @jimbo-clyde.bsky.social · 05/10/2026“What’s on your mind?” *Pulling a random topic out of a grab bag of recent thoughts because I was zoned out* “It’s crazy that Robert Jordan solved the problem of ‘how do I get my protagonist to succeed without it feeling unrealistic’ by writing an in-universe ‘they’re the protagonist’ mechanic” 010
Jimothy Clydesdale @jimbo-clyde.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Is my lunch three pancakes? Yes Was my breakfast two pancakes? Also yes What about it 010
Jimothy Clydesdale @jimbo-clyde.bsky.social · 05/10/2026“I don’t get why people [consume substances], it just seems like a waste of money. Don’t [consume substances]; you’ll have more money” “Money to do what” “I don’t know, buy drugs?” 020
Jimothy Clydesdale @jimbo-clyde.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Thank you to the two least important people in the design and manufacture process for responding to my email(s) 020
Jimothy Clydesdale @jimbo-clyde.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Found out that the boot insoles I’ve been using for a year now a) probably have a mile limit before they aren’t as effective and b) are made by the same company into which I was looking for running insoles 020
Jimothy Clydesdale @jimbo-clyde.bsky.social · 05/10/2026My dad went out of town, you know what that means (My mom invited me to dinner) 020
Jimothy Clydesdale @jimbo-clyde.bsky.social · 04/10/2026One thing about me is that my family and I have an insane amount of follow-through 020
Jimothy Clydesdale @jimbo-clyde.bsky.social · 04/10/2026“My heart rate could never” “Do you not control your breathing in some manner” (yes, that is how I phrased it) “[Nah,] I’m usually high when I run” Your vices are fucking with your potential 020
Jimothy Clydesdale @jimbo-clyde.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I’m really just disappointed; breath control really helps with your heart rate 020
Jimothy Clydesdale @jimbo-clyde.bsky.social · 04/10/2026So turns out that my friend who convinced me to start running’s strategy for running is to get high and zone out I found out about this by asking her what her breathing strategy is, so we could compare notes There is none, she gets high and zones out 040
Jimothy Clydesdale @jimbo-clyde.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Gather 'round, children, sing, "Hallelujah" 020
Jimothy Clydesdale @jimbo-clyde.bsky.social · 04/10/2026If I'd known ahead of time- actually, no, that would've been weird 020
Jimothy Clydesdale @jimbo-clyde.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Trying to convince my Conservative friend that Tucker Carlson isn't pro-Palestine, he's anti-Israel and there is a difference 250
Jimothy Clydesdale @jimbo-clyde.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Dave Portnoy is not Mike Portnoy Dave Portnoy is not Mike Portnoy Dave Portnoy is not Mike Portnoy Dave Portnoy is not Mike Portnoy 060
Jimothy Clydesdale @jimbo-clyde.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Why do I have eight birthdays in a six week span? 120
Jimothy Clydesdale @jimbo-clyde.bsky.social · 04/10/2026*Gasp* Oh my God, I forgot about that Yikes 020
Jimothy Clydesdale @jimbo-clyde.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Why the fuck am I the one organizing this email blast 030
Jimothy Clydesdale @jimbo-clyde.bsky.social · 03/10/2026*Trying to place a song that reminds me of my ex, specifically about how literally no one I know who knows her likes her* “Oh, fuck, it’s ‘Trains,’ isn’t it” 020
Jimothy Clydesdale @jimbo-clyde.bsky.social · 03/10/2026“I want this song to be an absolute shitfest” *Song is “Year 3000”* 010
Jimothy Clydesdale @jimbo-clyde.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It’s fun because, contrary to most fantasy tropes, the main three boys aren’t ever described as more than like reasonably handsome Sometimes even going out of the way to mention other people who are more good-looking than the protagonists 000
Jimothy Clydesdale @jimbo-clyde.bsky.social · 03/10/2026“Incredible to watch [protagonist mechanic] at work” “I just gave them good reasons and sense” “[Bitch, you know these are the most stubborn motherfuckers in the whole goddamn world and you think careful words and reason is all it takes to change their minds?]” 000
Jimothy Clydesdale @jimbo-clyde.bsky.social · 02/10/2026“He hoped the water oath held. He had to remember to ask Gaul what a water oath was.” 000
Jimothy Clydesdale @jimbo-clyde.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The desire to start carrying bandanas is at odds with my desire to not try and send out unwanted signals via bandana code I’ve settled on a blue bandana tied on (the left side of) my belt 000
