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Arlen Abraham @arlen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Just did a teardown on a Flock camera and found 128GB of ECC DDR5 RAM. Wild.

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Arlen Abraham @arlen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

This is what they took from us

Mid-90s red Ford F-150 pickup in a parking lot, single cab, long bed. A very sensibly sized vehicle.

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Arlen Abraham @arlen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Inside of you a tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't.

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Arlen Abraham @arlen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Hooking this up to control git

flight sim control panel with a lot of knobs, buttons and switches

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Arlen Abraham @arlen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Super in Super Mario Brothers is short for "Superior" which implies the existence of: - Inferior Mario Brothers - Anterior Mario Brothers - Posterior Mario Brothers - Lateral Mario Brothers - Medial Mario Brothers

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Arlen Abraham @arlen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

It's not an allen key unless it was made by the Allen Manufacturing Company, otherwise it's just a sparkling hex wrench.

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Arlen Abraham @arlen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

🎵 Reno Dakota There's not an iota Of kindness in you You know you enthrall me And yet you don't call me It's making me blue Loctite 242 🎵

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Arlen Abraham @arlen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Free etsy idea: "I have two Microsoft Outlooks and neither one of those are working" cross-stitch

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Arlen Abraham @arlen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I am mad about the price of RAM most days.

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Arlen Abraham @arlen.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I’m not a high agency individual, I just crush a lot.

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Arlen Abraham @arlen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Free name for a 3D printer: The Old Spaghetti Factory

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Arlen Abraham @arlen.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD NEWS ABOUT SEAGULLS

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Arlen Abraham @arlen.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Something tells me that if you’re struggling to pay day to day bills you’re not paying for a New York Times subscription.

NYT screenshot

Headline
If You’re Struggling to Pay Day-to-Day Bills, There’s Help

Subhead
Nonprofit financial counselors say there has been a significant increase this year in the number of borrowers seeking their advice.

Illustration
Giant coin rolling after a woman pushing an empty shopping cart

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Arlen Abraham @arlen.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

🎵your own / personal / LEGO / Jesus🎵

Aliexpress mobile app screenshot showing a child (maybe 7 yo?) “assembling” (poorly photoshopped) a knockoff LEGO crucifix. $20.44

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Arlen Abraham @arlen.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Inside of you there are two seagulls.

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Arlen Abraham @arlen.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Question for snakes: does eating your own tail feel good?

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Arlen Abraham @arlen.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

The “E” in Eazy-E stands for ”Eazy-E”

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Arlen Abraham @arlen.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I drove from Oakland to Minnesota once. Considering doing it again.

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Arlen Abraham @arlen.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I’ve fallen off my exercise game a bit and Whoop/Strava have both started negging me. (Rides bike 10 mins to work) “Solid effort on that spin sesh today, Arlen! Way to keep the momentum 🚀” Just say what you mean: “Seriously? All you did today was bike to work?”

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Arlen Abraham @arlen.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

One problem with browsing Aliexpress is that sometimes you’ll see something weird and click on it to find out what it is and then for the next six months they’re trying to sell you duck jerky and wigs and there’s no way to tell them you’re not interested in duck jerky or wigs.

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Arlen Abraham @arlen.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

So many reputable brands to choose from!

Amazon product filter for "Seller." Options:
Mxfdegf
Cavka
Amazon Resale
YICKLMNP
MADE MOUNT STUDIO
CGFGHHUY
SichCards

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Arlen Abraham @arlen.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Real estate photos are sometimes wild. "Here's some 300x400px photos I shot on my Motorola Razr that I've had in a pocket filled with sand since 2006. Asking price is $500,000."

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Arlen Abraham @arlen.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Just bought 50 pairs of $2 USB-C headphones on Aliexpress to hand out to people watching shit on public transit with the volume cranked. Is this community service considered tax deductible?

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Arlen Abraham @arlen.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Where can I get a lift kit for my M1 Abrams main battle tank?

Diagram showing an M1 Abrams tank having better forward visibility than modern pickup trucks. Small text on the Abrams portion of the image says "Shorter drivers, lower slung seat position, and lift kits not factored"

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Arlen Abraham @arlen.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Pivoting to motorized wheelchairs for labradors and renaming the company Lab Propulsion Lab

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Arlen Abraham @arlen.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Please join me in celebrating car awareness month. Did you know: cars?

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Arlen Abraham @arlen.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Controversial opinion: the iOS Apple weather app is bad.

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Arlen Abraham @arlen.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Ask not for whomst the bell tolls

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Arlen Abraham @arlen.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Saw some guys on the side of the road near my house trying to patch a cracked radiator with duct tape. I said, "Hey, you want some jb kwik?" and they seemed stoked so I said I'd be back in 10 and went home and got some jb weld and a whole little kit and ran back and they were gone. Godspeed, guys.

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Arlen Abraham @arlen.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

When I am elected governor of California, I will make exact search and exclusion functionality mandatory for all websites.

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Arlen Abraham @arlen.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

When will Mayor Mamdani fulfill his campaign promise to reintroduce beavers to New York? The people demand answers!

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Arlen Abraham @arlen.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

So stoked that Zoom is finally adding stories and minigames.

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Arlen Abraham @arlen.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Look, they’re not “brown“ shirts it’s called “coyote tan,” ok?

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Arlen Abraham @arlen.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

If Daisy from ”Super Mario Bros.” (1993) is a lizard person why does she have breasts?

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