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leek and potato soup fridays

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When i used to work a reception job i would be blasting the mom jean jams playlist on songza right about now

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It's the 13th season so they based it around the number 13

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Influencers really just make shit up like: Try this one trick to shock your colonoscopist

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a candle scent that smells like freshly blown out birthday candles

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thinking of letting science take a back seat for a bit and dabbling in magic

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I'm 173cm tall and a little bit gross. So yeah! I did order a case of the new mac & cheese soda

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Maffyou @damplump.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Gay club remix names be like:

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You don't have to let the fruit fly ruin your life

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Maffyou @damplump.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Why does everyone on campus (excluding me) have no sense of direction or purpose when walking

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Maffyou @damplump.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

What if you were on the subway with the reigning King of Consommé and didn't know

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Maffyou @damplump.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Sorry i can't come in tomorrow. My digitus medicinalis is sore and i need to reflect on my options (I spent almost 10 minutes looking up the medical names of fingers for this post)

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Maffyou @damplump.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

If a recipe calls for dried shrimp but i only have shrimp food or freeze dried bloodworms, is that the same?

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Maffyou @damplump.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

There's a gigantic daikon radish that has been in my fridge for 2 weeks now and is getting less turgid. Pickling it makes it smell like farts, mincing or shredding makes it smell like farts, i don't want to eat farts but i don't like wasting food

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Maffyou @damplump.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I just started watching devilwearsprada2 and I'm worried miranda priestly is senile

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Maffyou @damplump.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

You go about your day, and then all of a sudden there’s a squirrel, and it’s like everything stops, nothing else is important and you’re just watching mother nature

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Maffyou @damplump.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The best thing about canning tomatoes is that by the time you've finished you have nothing prepared for dinner but are too tired to cook and absolutely not going to clean the kitchen again

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Maffyou @damplump.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

the receptionist at my doctor's office was mean to me because she was busy and overwhelmed. I'm having deep dish pizza tonight and that solely rests on her

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Maffyou @damplump.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Julie graham Stephen graham Lauren graham Teddy graham Is this anything?

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Maffyou @damplump.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I took some pics of this very silly bug yesterday (Pigeon horntail / Tremex columba). When i moved her from these steps so she didn't get squished, she furiously flapped her wings but wouldn't let go of my finger and actually fly.

A brown and black pigeon horntail on the edge of some cement stairs. My hand is on the left for scale.

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Maffyou @damplump.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Just came here to say that michelle pfeiffer was fake clapping during jean smarts emmy win. It was probably so her hands didn't get sore, but i noticed it. I'll log back on later to see if anyone else noticed

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Maffyou @damplump.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

the only reason you're afraid to invite me over is that you know I'll become your cat/dog's best friend

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Maffyou @damplump.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I'm glad my ssri's allowed me to remember the pedantic dream i had last night explaining to people that I'm more comfortable measuring things in meters and don't have a concept of feet as a distance. It's so boring and realistic in my mind that it may as well have happened

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There's someone on the upper floors of my building having a party and my favourite neighbour just told me "you can tell it's the anglos because they drink their booze and shout like whor*s". She's in her 70s

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let's eat popcorn, paint each others toe nails, and watch Girls together bro

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These reheated crinkle fries are shit but I've got to get through this cheese sauce and laura linney is on tv

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your lizard is so cute! Can i hold him?

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