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Astral Bollshit

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Tiny Arms, Tiny Art, Massive Bedhead Just a T-Rex trying to survive American Fascism Locked in an epic eternal battle with the Universe Disabled "Picasso In Progress" twitch.tv/mysticbedhead

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Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 3h
"We don't have to court the disabled/low income/women's vote if we simply don't let them vote" -the GOP
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Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 4h
Marshmallow bath time. All pictures taken show ffn, so you'll just have to use your imaginations this time This bath is loaded with magnesium and cannabis, with myself being stuffed with the latter for extra measure. Don't forget to imagine the bubbles. They don't hide anything, but they're there.
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Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 7h
I'm here more because I'm taking a full break from threads for an undetermined amount of time. Over here, my feed isn't as traumatizing as over there. It's just the usual politics and weirdos (complimentary). Threads is currently making me ruminate on shit I've never even told a therapist.
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Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 8h
If you're curious about what to get me for Christmas...👀
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Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 8h
I applied for a job at the school today. Part time copyroom/media job that lets me sit, work during my son's hours, and won't pay me so much that I lose my disability, but will pay me enough to no longer be financially dependent on my ex. Cross your fingers for me, I really need this job
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Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 8h
I was told today by a rando that I didn't have ADHD or Autism, I'm just lazy and scatterbrained and I just need to say thank you to that special idiot. Turns out I'm cured by their words. Released from my professionally diagnosed and incredibly disruptive conditions. I wish I'd known earlier.
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Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 11h
Who wants to bet Schmitt already had "Checkmate, Dirtbag" 2028 swag ready to drop the moment the hearing was over? You know he was planning to use it as his campaign motto/theme. He practiced that shit in the mirror.
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Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The child who was nervous about not having time to read all the books at the book fair because he's "only 6" has somehow gotten 2 adult humans to push him around in a rolling chair. Here's me telling his dad how I discovered this new thing of his. I'm a little impressed, honestly 😂
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Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fit check for volunteering at the book fair! Coat thinks she's going with, but joke's on her. I'm not going through that door, it's just the one with better lighting 😂
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Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My son told his dad on a FaceTime call this morning that he was nervous about the Book Fair:
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Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"What coffee pod pairs well with chocolate breakfast cake?" - me being a responsible, discerning adult this morning
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Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Logging on
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Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I made a sheet cake, I ate some, and now I'm going to bed. It's been a very long day. Antifa meeting on astral plane 57. We're going to work on identifying various pathogens. Please wear the provided lab suit this time. Marybethannaleigha is still out sick with whatever you guys let out last time.
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Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Same pattern, better beads
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Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've finally achieved separation from the body to a sufficient degree as to no longer care what it's getting itself up to. Let it mutiny. It's bad at everything, why would it suddenly be good at staging a successful usurpation? I'm gonna watch documentaries and do art stuff until it gives up.
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Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Pain is just weakness leaving the body" *Titanium by Sia spontaneously begins playing when I enter a room*
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Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I did not go hard enough on my marshmallowing last night. I am a pretzel today. 30 minutes until my kid is at school and I can medicate and try again. If anyone is good at untying knots, I've got one hell of a project for you...
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Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Confession: I pushed myself too hard today. Jumbo marshmallow time 😶‍🌫️🍃
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Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My day was derailed by surprise beads But look what I made! A system that doesn't turn into chaos when bumped. Still working out some of the kinks, and I wanna make it pretty, but I'm pretty happy with how it turned out!
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Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My mailbox was full of dopamine today. My mom got me a bunch of the GOOD beads, so now I can remake my derpy pokemon in perfect pixels!!! 🥳
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Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Start small. Find the courage to look like an idiot in public. Just a little idiot. Don't curl up in a ball and die of embarrassment when you accidentally call attention to yourself. Start there. Then start calling attention to yourself on purpose.
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Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fear is the only way for violence to stay in power
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Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Thinking of being a possessed seance table for Halloween 🤔
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Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I learned caffeine interrupts and impairs the very processes I already struggle with genetically. I need the world, doctors, and fate to know they can pry my caffeine from my cold, dead contractured, hands.
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Snow White's Coffee Time
ALT: Snow White's Coffee Time
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Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Went to the dinosaur museum Took pictures with butts
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Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So far, it's been the day I realize I need a lumbar support cushion for my chair. Why is this thing so stiff??? (Insert Micheal Scott)
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Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Art is ugly until it isn't At least, that's what I've discovered. I hate most of my art until I suddenly don't. I've learned that if I still hate it, it's not done yet. Does that mean I finish all the art I start? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 No. I still have ADHD. Nothing gets finished around here.
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Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My whore and I saw you across the bar and wanted to know if you wanna join us in our bunker to commit war crimes?
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Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bedhead says today is the day. It refuses to be more specific than that, so it could be THE day, or it's the day you finally make that appointment you keep putting off. Or maybe it's the day the paperwork finally goes through the government website! Or.... Again...Maybe it COULD be THE day.....
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Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I've realized too many people pronounce "justice" as "just us"
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Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There's no school tomorrow, so I'm going to take one of my Big Edibles and cease existing on the physical plane tonight
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Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Finished painting the skeleghost sticker. Gonna let him sit until tomorrow before I modpodge him and cut him out. Meanwhile, I've started 3 new stickers.
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Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Utah DWS: 17 Me: 0 Since moving here, I've filled out applications for medical and food assistance 17 times. The system has kicked me 17 times at various points in the process, including at pushing the "submit" button. 5 of them today.
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Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm not fond of the harassment and BIG RED LETTERS fear marketing from McAfee Antivirus. I've been out of the tech world for 3-4 years now, so I'm basically an idiot now. Still, I won't give money to fearmongers. What's your favorite antivirus protection? Preferably with a decent cheap/free option.
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Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I found myself overbusy for a long weekend, but I'm back on my scribble nonsense. The cat was careful, the rest was time filler 😂
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Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
As a person who, via genetic testing and personal medical history, was prescribed a power chair that was fully covered by insurance and is upgradable to lift me when the time comes I can no longer stand (a requirement) IN THE UNITED STATES, I obviously have imposter syndrome about being disabled.
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Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Chair selfie! I take only the best pictures of my cat ☺️
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Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Y'all, look. I rigged this myself with a dismantled phone tripod. It's super sturdy and it's easy to remove the bending portion. Plus, I got a super solid self-defense hand pipe out of the piece I replaced with the tripod pipe. Now I just need a decent cup holder and I'm golden
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Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I've always joked that I can be entertained by staring at a brick wall. I present proof.
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Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Poured my heart out about my disability situation over on threads only to have the app chuck it into the void. I've got nowhere to put the energy I built up writing it, so I sat down on my balcony, and played with science. I can make the shadows dance.
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Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Brain did finally allow coffee, and even breakfast to go with it! This one is actually relatively good as a dessert coffee. I'll drink this one again without resignation. Still not gonna get more after I'm out, because Starbucks still sucks.
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Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Huh. Brain is avoiding coffee today. Interesting choice. I think it's tying needing to wash the dishes with making coffee because it's kinda necessary. I'm low on all coffee-adjacent dishes. Guess it's baking time now that the kid is in school. If we're not caffeinating, we're marshmallowing.
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Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bedhead says your soul is mine now. Thank you 🙏🏼 I've needed one.
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Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Patriarchal men are against women gaining equality because it'll blow a hole in their argument that men are naturally superior. The more rights we gain, the less facts support their ideas We do the jobs just as good, if not better. We are outpacing men academically. We create life. What do men have?
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The Masked Nebraskan @themaskednebraskan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Divorce attorneys are decouplers
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Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I still don't take my chair out for my errands. I can't really. It doesn't fit in my car and the nearest bus stop is 2.5 miles away. So, anyways, I go to finish onboarding as a volunteer for my son's school by getting fingerprinted. They call my name. I get up and walk over.
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Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Let's hope this wakes me up proper because I'm struggling today. I will say, this one smelled the best brewing of the ones I've tried. It actually got me kinda excited to try it. In the end, it tasted the most like a cup of coffee in a way my brain decided wasn't noteworthy.
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Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Just saved a 14 part nearly incoherent ramble about Adam and Mormon Eve to my drafts instead of posting it. You're welcome 🙂‍↕️
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Ross Geler from Friends: You Know Me
ALT: Ross Geler from Friends: You Know Me
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Astral Bollshit @tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
In US schools, World History is actually "White History And Its Interactions with NPC Countries" so you can see why so many USians truly have no idea we've been on the wrong side of history MOST of the time and the times we weren't were usually accidents, or we were backed into it.
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