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@itstudd.bsky.social
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yo yo yo yo it's that tiny lil guy called TUDD ahahah im jk jk. im just that lil marshmellow peep tudd ya know 🫣😂😂 no but rly tho how r u? u busy this wknd??👀hmu sometime 🤪🤪🫣😂👀

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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 4h
*outlook new email sound* me: No.
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 7h
grading the assignments and getting to the one that makes me go yeahhh I need a break
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
subway fans gently blowing the hairs on my legs around
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)))))) @ec6o.ooo · 26/09/2026
i wish things could be swag and fresh again
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
packaged gooey butter cake + lamotrigine
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
&&, importantly, they're c r u n c h y
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
alright, time to relax and paint my nails on the couch gets up gets ice cream gets changed into pajamas gets weed ah beans
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
kinda chic to be a total fucking moron sometimes
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
why did my phone send me 14 IDENTICAL NOTIFICATIONS that a meeting I am not attending is happening
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
name a more dinner ass dinner than spaghetti and meatballs
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
thick spaghetti iykyk 🥸
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
hold on I can't read posts through the scratches and spaghetti sauce on my glasses
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
why are these bitches putting hyphens everywhere
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
when u want 2 eat the garlic bread but the garlic bread is still hot 🫩
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
instant pot = hell yea air fryer = 😒
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
listen I don't understand the combination water ice - spicy shrimp place either
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
so much of academia is just ghost writing and slapping a figurehead on top and frankly it's getting to meeeee
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I'm dressed like I've got all the snacks labeled in the cooler
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I don't know how much I can do that but I'm still waiting for the money to get the doc message from you regarding whether I could use the rationale for the first time hiring a little more than that
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
damn remember when people could buy things made out of actual wood
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
is it: a pimple a bug bite an ingrown hair a freckle ?
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
ya hate to see it but some of the flaky layers went awry
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
where do places get off thinking they can charging 7 dollars per taco
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
watchin the sky flash w electricity too bad this planet has rampant capitalism
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
med changes feel baaaad
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
you know you're mentally ill when you see a "choose joy!" sign and think shutthefuckup
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
put my ass in a kayak
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
lets do a queer little commune in the woods
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
that hike became a fever dream
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
croquet crochet
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
how the FUCK does the lemon basil vodka I made mixed with sweet tea taste like capn crunch ?!
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
dawg I just dropped some hummus on the porch and yanno what I did? well lemme tell ya what I did what I did is I scooped that shit up with a tortilla chip and I ate it
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
white people be like mmm mmm MMM can't wait for pumpkin spice hummus
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
y'know, you don't have to mix the toppings into the hummus. you can scoop a lil here and there. variety !
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
yo I hate Acme
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
last night I accidentally got way too high and was trying to figure out who I'd give nobel prizes to if I could only give out 20. and they could be awarded posthumously
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
absolutely adore how cats insert themselves
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
physical therapists be like quit your job and do these exercises slave
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
idk folks I kinda think we're living this life wrong
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
lil scurrying bugs goin cross my yard GIT OFFA MY PROPERTY idiots
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
the wallflowers and the gin blossoms are basically the same (in that i can never remember which is which)
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I would like a gangster quesadilla
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
we're making suspicious pork,
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
A wine spritzer is just sad
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
im almost 35 and still having dreams that take place in my high school homeroom
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
my father in law and I eat at exactly the same slow as shit pace
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Mike's hard mayonnaise
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
me every august when it starts sounding like september outside: nooooo no no no nononono not yet
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tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
y'all know about stanky jellyfish day at the beach?
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