tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 7hgrading the assignments and getting to the one that makes me go yeahhh I need a break 010
tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026alright, time to relax and paint my nails on the couch gets up gets ice cream gets changed into pajamas gets weed ah beans 111
tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026why did my phone send me 14 IDENTICAL NOTIFICATIONS that a meeting I am not attending is happening 010
tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026hold on I can't read posts through the scratches and spaghetti sauce on my glasses 010
tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026when u want 2 eat the garlic bread but the garlic bread is still hot 020
tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026listen I don't understand the combination water ice - spicy shrimp place either 000
tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026so much of academia is just ghost writing and slapping a figurehead on top and frankly it's getting to meeeee 110
tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I'm dressed like I've got all the snacks labeled in the cooler 011
tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I don't know how much I can do that but I'm still waiting for the money to get the doc message from you regarding whether I could use the rationale for the first time hiring a little more than that 021
tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 06/09/2026damn remember when people could buy things made out of actual wood 010
tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 02/09/2026where do places get off thinking they can charging 7 dollars per taco 010
tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 02/09/2026watchin the sky flash w electricity too bad this planet has rampant capitalism 010
tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 31/08/2026you know you're mentally ill when you see a "choose joy!" sign and think shutthefuckup 010
tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 22/08/2026how the FUCK does the lemon basil vodka I made mixed with sweet tea taste like capn crunch ?! 010
tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 22/08/2026dawg I just dropped some hummus on the porch and yanno what I did? well lemme tell ya what I did what I did is I scooped that shit up with a tortilla chip and I ate it 010
tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 22/08/2026white people be like mmm mmm MMM can't wait for pumpkin spice hummus 010
tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 22/08/2026y'know, you don't have to mix the toppings into the hummus. you can scoop a lil here and there. variety ! 010
tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 22/08/2026last night I accidentally got way too high and was trying to figure out who I'd give nobel prizes to if I could only give out 20. and they could be awarded posthumously 110
tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 22/08/2026physical therapists be like quit your job and do these exercises slave 010
tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 20/08/2026lil scurrying bugs goin cross my yard GIT OFFA MY PROPERTY idiots 010
tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 18/08/2026the wallflowers and the gin blossoms are basically the same (in that i can never remember which is which) 000
tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 13/08/2026im almost 35 and still having dreams that take place in my high school homeroom 010
tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 13/08/2026my father in law and I eat at exactly the same slow as shit pace 000
tudd @itstudd.bsky.social · 11/08/2026me every august when it starts sounding like september outside: nooooo no no no nononono not yet 020