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billthebill @billthebill.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I think my big problem with cookbooks is that I don’t read anything but the recipes.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Those assembly turn cranks that won't get thrown in the trash
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The Tonearm @thetonearm.com · 11/07/2026
"Cool people inspire other people. They are vulnerable. Brian Wilson is the epitome of cool. Believe it." Tonearm writers Sara Jayne Crow, Michael Donaldson, and Lawrence Peryer pay tribute to to the phenomenal talent known as Brian Wilson and give their takes on why his music remains a refuge:
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A Tidal Wave of Love — Our Tribute to Brian Wilson | The Tonearm
Behind the California sunshine, harmonies, and groundbreaking production techniques lies a complex artist battling inner demons. Three takes on why Brian Wilson's music remains a refuge for so many.
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billthebill @billthebill.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
A friendly fish monger would really clean up in this town.
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Ruth Buchanan @ruthmbuchanan.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
When someone asks what my favorite books are, I can never remember the title of any book I've ever read in my entire life.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Not surprising, as she's never excelled in the water
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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
omg ffs we just want healthcare
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I would really like for outlets to, after stating the government’s allegations, at least mention the fact that the car ran into us. An ICE agent drove into a crowd. Of people. Who were peacefully protesting. And then the government tried to paint us as a lawless mob.
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Emre Demir voluntarily traveled to the Elazığ earthquake zone and assisted rescue operations thanks to his small stature. His efforts helped locate survivors trapped within the rubble of collapsed buildings.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I waited a while to write this one. The time finally felt right.
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A tale of two media women
On Bari Weiss and me, and what journalists owe this world.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
This is amazing - @kevinolearytv 🤡 is fearmongering about Chinese agents opposing his giant Utah data center… but it’s 2 young local girls in Utah who hilariously call him (and his “dumbass hat”) out👇🏽 Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DYU074V...
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Just makin' it clear for your asses. Erasing the voices of black and brown people is not "agree to disagree" territory.
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billthebill @billthebill.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, DC, Marvel, Disney, Pixar, Spielberg, Cameron, Wachowskis, or Ghibli.
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a man in a suit and tie is talking to a woman in a forest .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking to a woman in a forest .
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🎃Pumpkin Bigfoot🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
they got this figure in the classic "yoda crouching down and talking on the phone" pose he was always doing in the movies
Hot toys yoda is crouching down and talking on a communicator
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billthebill @billthebill.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Getting to be that time of year when I don’t know if “turning up” the AC or “turning down” the AC makes it colder in my house.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/04/2026
Mail Carrier Hurt To Learn Residents On His Route Have Been Receiving Electronic Mail theonion.com/mail-carrier-hurt-to-l…
Mail Carrier Hurt To Learn Residents On His Route Have Been Receiving Electronic Mail
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Might be the greatest opening paragraph of anything ever.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/02/2026
Revised National Parks Webpage Describes Harriet Tubman As Human Trafficker theonion.com/revised-national-parks…
Revised National Parks Webpage Describes Harriet Tubman As Human Trafficker
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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/02/2026
FBI Announces They Have Located Savannah Guthrie
FBI Announces They Have Located Savannah Guthrie
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billthebill @billthebill.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I think we can all agree that the word “twizzle” is the best part of the Winter Olympics.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Shall I compare thee to a fucking jerk
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
My dentist can do it all, from a simple cleaning to identifying my charred remains
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Lincoln Michel @thelincoln.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
"Let them eat a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, corn tortilla, and one other thing."
Marie Antoinette
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
This is stunning. Listen to this in Philadelphia. Thousands singing “Hey-Oh, we won’t be silent while our friends are gunned down.” Really listen to it.
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 28/12/2025
My favorite thing about Frog and Toad is that it is the story of two men deeply and obviously in love with one another, drawn as a tribute to his lifelong partner by a gay man long before their relationship was socially sanctioned.
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Neil Cicierega @neilcic.com · 28/12/2025
I recommend this book to anyone who owns a Lakhovsky Multiple Wave Oscillator
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Jamiroquai when Jamiro vewwy sad
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Greg Olear @gregolear.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
This is a photo from the Vanity Fair article. Notice how they have to arrange it so Stephen Miller is on the end, so it isn’t obvious that there is no reflection of him on the mirrored table.🧛
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 28/11/2024
THANKSGIVING is actually a very easy to break down: THA = tha, a way of saying “the” NKS = don’t know what this is GIVING = giving, when you give something
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billthebill @billthebill.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
I hate the BetMGM commercial with Wayne Gretzky where he says, “I never split nines.” It doesn’t make any sense if you don’t know who he is. They don’t say who he is. Stupid.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/11/2025
Ghislaine Maxwell Conceals Escape Tunnel Behind Pinup Poster Of Shirley Temple
Ghislaine Maxwell Conceals Escape Tunnel Behind Pinup Poster Of Shirley Temple
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
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ceej @ceej.online · 06/01/2025
Okay, THIS one hurts: if Sam Mendes’ World War I epic “1917” were made today, it would actually be set in 1923
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
I’ve seen just one counter-protester at No Kings San Diego. He’s got a Trump 2024 flag and this guy has been following him around for probably an hour playing Benny Hill and circus music.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
I think Dracula could defeat Frankenstein but I don’t think Count Chocula could defeat Frankenberry and that speaks to the richness of the characters
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2025
Nation’s 56,000 Acres Of Spinach Crops Cooked Down To Single Half-Cup Serving
Nation’s 56,000 Acres Of Spinach Crops Cooked Down To Single Half-Cup Serving
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Physicians for a Healthy Democracy @physiciandemocracy.medsky.social · 04/09/2025
In 1900, 31% of all deaths were children under the age of 5.  Today it’s 0.7%.  Vaccines, medications, and modern science are the reason why.  Trust the science, it’s been proven to work safely and efficiently time and time again.
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
They should make a less bouncy trampoline that you could just chill around or eat food off of
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Benny Johnson looking out his window every day in DC
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
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That's Are SCARY Dings™ @itsdings.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
RIP to Brian Wilson, who gave us many perfect albums but also the perfect interview
Q. Have you seen any good movies lately?

A. Well, I've only seen one in the last couple of years. It's called Norbit by Eddie Murphy.

Q. How did you like it?

A. Fantastic movie. Very funny.

Q. What's your favorite movie?

A. Norbit.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/04/2025
Trump Opens Up Nation’s Aquariums To Commercial Fishing
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Trump Opens Up Nation’s Aquariums To Commercial Fishing
WASHINGTON—Claiming that preservation efforts had impeded U.S. seafood production for far too long, President Donald Trump announced Wednesday that he had opened up the nation’s aquariums to commercia...
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Satan’s Niece @krissychula.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
This is high art
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billthebill @billthebill.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I want to be Camera Obscura. And a little Belle and Sebastian.
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billthebill @billthebill.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Did some squats today, so I guess I’ll never walk again.
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Chris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
It’s clear that the leadership of the Democratic Party is absolutely fucking worthless and has no grasp of the moment they are in.
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billthebill @billthebill.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
A friend once said that Baker Street had the best sax. Clearly they never heard Jr Walker. m.youtube.com/watch?v=OKob...
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Jr Walker & The All Stars - What Does It Take (To Win Your Love)
YouTube video by Tony's Flashbacks
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Missing Windows @themissingwindows.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
missingwindows.com#!enviragalle...
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