Reposted by Bill, ffsϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 02/10/2026call me a nature valley bar the way I'm crumbling 210043
Bill, ffs @billjustbill.bsky.social · 04/10/2026An email from the depot has notified me that I may pay my credit card bill online, which I have been doing every month since roughly 1999 110
Bill, ffs @billjustbill.bsky.social · 04/10/2026If, when making an Old Fashioned, you find that you lack an orange, a slice of yellow squash may be substituted 000
Reposted by Bill, ffsTim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever 41119593109
Reposted by Bill, ffsLeen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Seeing an all women fronted band with a dude on drums and casually commenting to people “yeah he’s a pretty good drummer… for a man” around a bunch of sweaty men with Opinions™️, then putting your ear buds back in, uninterested and unbothered as it should be 11/10 highly recommend 1416
Bill, ffs @billjustbill.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Overnight Meat Heist was the name of my all-male dance revue 1994-ish 001
Reposted by Bill, ffsFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 11/07/2023we say “o’clock” because time is irish 141817421
Bill, ffs @billjustbill.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Jack: Rose, there’s something floating, it looks like a door Rose: On it 000
Reposted by Bill, ffsMegs @therealmegs.bsky.social · 07/09/2026astrology girls will hit u with their car & be like whoops it’s because im a caprisun 027666
Reposted by Bill, ffsEvie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 04/09/2026We as a society should hiss more 2024781
Reposted by Bill, ffsShade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I believe my calzone is in your vestibule 1011653
Reposted by Bill, ffsinkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Inexplicably started hand jiving while passing a school for mimes and got arrested for inciting a riot 011042
Bill, ffs @billjustbill.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Comically large brandy snifter acquired, I am tipmaxxing 120
Reposted by Bill, ffsfuturedadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 18/08/2026ofeleven is when something happens more than often 15820
Reposted by Bill, ffskattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 14/08/2026me: i had a dream that a mouse took up residence on the shelf above my fireplace so i named him Mickey Mantel my gynecologist: what 416742
Reposted by Bill, ffsMiss Riss @missriss.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I still require more proof *how much* alive he is 0123
Reposted by Bill, ffsϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I'd send all of you doll parts if you'd trust me with your home address 2113
Reposted by Bill, ffssophia ♥️🎃 @sophamir.bsky.social · 02/08/2026one day I will quit the internet but it is not now or anytime in the foreseeable future 13913
Reposted by Bill, ffsKim Mannix @kimmannix.bsky.social · 28/07/2026My kid works at a library and found this note sticking out of a book. Dear Scarlett's parents, good job raising a rockstar. 😁 854117430
Reposted by Bill, ffsTal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 24/07/2026of all the authors who need a gritty reboot i wouldnt immediately choose dickens. half his books feature people literally fishing corpses out of the thames. choking smog and dungfilth are living characters on every page. then every character is named like Penelope Bottomsniggle for some reason 1741025
Reposted by Bill, ffsAsawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I don’t get why so many of you think our president is in mental decline, all he’s doing is imposing new taxes on you, because he thinks he’s punishing Canada, for being on fire 904671821
Reposted by Bill, ffsdirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 20/07/2026yeah life is expensive. but y'know what's free? singing a song to a fuckin cat 51669194
Reposted by Bill, ffsKara Buchanan 🏳️⚧️ @magicariot.com · 18/07/2026While walking home yesterday Steph and I saw a curvy goth girl in a black dress sitting on the sidewalk giving tarot readings to passersby near one of the neighborhood pizza places and my heart grew three sizes 61327
Reposted by Bill, ffsWristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 07/05/2025I threw away a permanent marker the other day. Today it showed up on my desk again with the word "permanent" slightly bigger and underlined 13771212
Bill, ffs @billjustbill.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Ok so I have, on occasion, opted not to park in the PRO spots at the depot because loafers no socks but what the fuck is going on here 010
Reposted by Bill, ffsLeen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 23/06/2026What do you do with a white pencil?! You get a piece of black paper and make that shit pop off 610119
Reposted by Bill, ffsFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 10/07/2026ME: this could have been an email FUNERAL DIRECTOR: how 124667
Reposted by Bill, ffsLiam Hogan @liamhogan.id.au · 02/07/2026Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC 80114043392
Bill, ffs @billjustbill.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Ladies and gentlemen he has the body of a 92 year old 010
Reposted by Bill, ffsJames @james.tarnation.lol · 30/06/2026if i ever had to interpret the constitution i would simply read it 1032838336
Reposted by Bill, ffsMiss Riss @missriss.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Aw, guys, the silly cunt who accused me of stealing her skeet BY QUOTING A MOVIE THAT IS OVER 50 YEARS OLD blocked me when I answered her challenge to show her the dozens (actually hundreds) of similar skeets. 2152
Reposted by Bill, ffsMiss Riss @missriss.bsky.social · 30/06/2026CERN's Large Hadron Collider (LHC) shut down on June 29, 2026. It'll be down for FOUR YEARS . Guys, guys, YOUSE GUYS! THIS IS IT. This is our chance. Timeline correction incoming? 55113
Reposted by Bill, ffsBrosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Imagine being invited to the jungle for fun and games and they don’t even have Monopoly or Scrabble 313042
