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Stan Bileschi

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AI developer at Google DeepMind 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 Democracy is worth fighting for 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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r o o @jakepaulsartre.bsky.social · 3h
I hate when an ER nurse asks you to rate your pain and when you say "I dunno, I have no frame of reference, what even is a 6, it's whatever number 'bad' is", they look at you like you're being an asshole As if that isn't the most obvious complaint about the most bullshit scale in modern medicine
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Daniel @crabmusket.eurosky.social · 29/09/2026
Per @anildash.com "being able to say, 'wherever you get your podcasts' is a radical statement." AT Protocol and ActivityPub allows you to say 'wherever you get your posts'.
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CNN @cnn.com · 29/09/2026
Trump is personally behind a series of taxpayer-funded ads promoting himself and his policies, a source tells CNN. Ryan Goodman, former DOD Special Counsel, tells Erin Burnett the law is clear, "if executive officials use public funds that have not been appropriated, it's a crime." cnn.it/4yY9RKA
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s not like I’m going to get to the end of a Doom game and wish I’d been more emotionally invested in the personal journey of my character The Doom Murderer
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 23/09/2026
Impeach all the liars who said they had conversations with him, after you impeach his propped-up corpse.
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Stan Bileschi @bileschi.com · 23/09/2026
I have officially renamed all portable toilets to "Trumps" (for travel-dump) thank you for your attention in this matter
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So this is what it feels like to be embarrassed for an entire country.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
this is what the segments would look like on a left-wing fox news right now - should trump be impeached over gas prices? - a count of the number of times he said the strait was opened - hegseths obsession with erect penis and hairless bodies - another gas price segment - silly animals
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Busiaco @busia.co · 29/06/2026
I'm really sorry to do this to you dude. I'm casting Meteor on your ass.
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Happy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Do you ever feel like maybe you died a decade ago and have been living in a coma world that’s trying to give you subtle clues that your family back home is crying and telling you to go towards the light
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This story is now remarkably familiar across big tech; everyone’s burned out, no job security and there’s AI slop code & documents everywhere. This doesn’t seem sustainable and many companies are coasting on the bad job market to create inhospitable working conditions. Eventually things will break
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Your family is psychically vulnerable to President Carter’s wandering spirit. He can enter minds and infect them with thoughts of solar panels. To prevent this you can make or buy a specially designed net to ensnare his ghost, and it’s also a piece of art that brings both protection and beauty.
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Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The king says "ah, but I'm creative and can extract revenue that isn't called a tax. And, neat trick, now I can spend it on creating my own personal army that Parliament didn't authorize." This was fought out, 350 years ago. 4/
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Stan Bileschi @bileschi.com · 12/09/2026
Fed buys strategic trumpcoin reserve when
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Dante Atkins @danteatkins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"I think we can all tell the difference between trolls who do what they do to mock women's sports, and trans kids who are looking for a team and a sense of belonging. And when these issues come up, I trust that local schools and athletic groups will be up to the task without federal intervention."
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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
he looks like he's afraid to make contact with the ball because it's poor
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
just got arrested for going up to a police officer while wearing meta glasses and saying "computer, transfer $100,000 from this officer's bank account into my account" and then waving my hands like a magician
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
found this in the top posts and it succeeds in being very funny while also inducing a borderline homicidal rage
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Gerry Canavan @gerrycanavan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
as things fell apart / nobody paid much attention
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ceej @ceej.online · 03/09/2026
I do think “every rich person went insane during covid because it was the first time they’ve been inconvenienced in decades” felt a little reductive at first but damn if isn’t more and more compelling as the years drag on
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Immortality. Longer/Wider Genitals. Infinite Brain Power. The Secret Is Fish Milk.
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Stan Bileschi @bileschi.com · 29/08/2026
Play basketball with an aptitude such that others wish to pressure me with financial penalties
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Stan Bileschi @bileschi.com · 28/08/2026
its time.
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Stan Bileschi @bileschi.com · 27/08/2026
[Gordon Gecko voice] : Bigotry, ladies and gentlmen, is … good!
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Stan Bileschi @bileschi.com · 27/08/2026
[Statement from 2028] - Bullshit time is over
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Stan Bileschi @bileschi.com · 27/08/2026
[Statement from 2028] - Bullshit time is over
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Stan Bileschi @bileschi.com · 27/08/2026
The opposite of liberal is not “conservative”. The opposite of liberal is “bigoted”.
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amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 27/08/2026
did bluesky hear about Miss Teen Indiana’s Garfield costume
A young woman in a Garfield inspired outfit with a Garfield headdressThe young woman from the first photo is holding a lasagna that says “lasagna my love language”missinteenusa Tonight, Indiana is going Garfield!
My state costume celebrates one of Indiana's most iconic creations-Garfield, created by fellow Hoosier Jim Davis.
Born in Marion and raised in Fairmount, Davis turned an orange cat with a big personality into a character recognized and loved around the world.
But this costume represents more than a famous Hoosier.
The hand-painted comic panels on my skirt share messages inspired by my initiative, Captivating Confidence:
"Our differences are what make us beautiful."
"If we don't have love, we have nothing."
"Outer beauty attracts, but inner beauty captivates."
To me, true confidence is found in embracing what makes each of us different and recognizing that our greatest beauty comes from within. I am so excited to bring a little Hoosier humor, creativity and confidence to the Miss Teen USA stage tonight!
This one-of-a-kind costume was inspired by my vision and brought to life by Indianapolis-based costume designer, Jess West. @jesswestcostumes
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The same story repeats itself everywhere in the culture: dumb rich guys who don't know what anything is or does, who are too lazy/smug to learn and ideologically committed to the idea that everything they don't control is Woke Bullshit, wrecking stuff on principle. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/25/w...
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How U.S.-Canada Tariff Negotiations Turned Into an All-Out Trade War
Detailed accounts of the final hours of the negotiations show that, while the United States offered Canada what it said was the best deal of any country, what Canada had to give up in exchange was see...
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The president has a lady Renfield that sleeps in the White House crawlspace and travels in the wheel well of Airforce 1 and prints out his posts for him on a portable printer and wipes the poo poo off of his giant ass and that's supposed to be funny?
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The Fact of Other Minds Stan Account @csilverandgold.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
It’s so interesting to be at a moment in human history where the overwhelming majority of the problems are in how we interact with each other rather than what our tools will allow us to do.
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Stan Bileschi @bileschi.com · 17/08/2026
“Behold the ‘glueball’ “ - I announce as the art teacher sends me once again to detention
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Jason Karsh @jkarsh.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I remember when Bill Clinton—a FORMER president—met Obama’s sitting AG on an airplane and it was a massive scandal. Now, here’s Trump’s new AG just doing Trump political rallies like it’s NBD.
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Stan Bileschi @bileschi.com · 12/08/2026
“On Blast!”
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 12/08/2026
many of u appear to be trying to play a sophisticated game of chess while your opponent is pointing a gun at you and also pulling the trigger on the gun pretty frequently and you're being shot by the gun a lot
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Kevin Riggle @kevinr.free-dissociation.com · 10/08/2026
Observationally for most devs the ability to produce 10x the code means that no stakeholder need ever be consulted before an ostensibly finished product is revealed, thereby resulting in a lot of shiny bullshit that no one uses
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Hillary Rodham Clinton @hillaryclinton.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Local man suggests jailing own boss.
Screenshot of an Aaron Rupar clip of J.D. Vance saying on Fox News: "If you are committing fraud against the American people, all of us in public leadership should be trying to stop it and throw you in prison for enriching yourself off the American taxpayer"
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
that ghoul RFK jr with a speech bubble
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P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 05/08/2026
My impression is that AI coding is on a "pick two of three" triangle: scope, ship speed, and correctness. Small tools are (speed + correctness) fast prototypes are (speed + scope) and big projects are (scope + correctness). Every project that tries to be all three degrades to "fast prototype."
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Breathe easy, InfoWarriors! Sen. Mitch McConnell just called in with a reassuring update from the space between life and death!
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I saw yesterday that some right-wing outlets were running stories about me, which I’m used to. But this time I’m going to say something about it, because these were framed to imply that I was aligned with their own transphobia. ⬇️
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Stan Bileschi @bileschi.com · 02/08/2026
Pentel P209 or GTFO
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Things I and friends have done to calm an angry abusive man from further escalating and killing us or our children: -Smiled -Kept normal schedules in order not to trigger a fight -Appeased with kind acts (cooking, cleaning, favors) -Forced friendly tones and words
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
“Hey there’s a deadly virus going around, let’s not stand close together and let’s wear a little mask like a doctor does for a little while, if we all do it at the same time it’ll help” “YOU’RE RUINING MY LIFE! I HATE YOU!”
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
One of my Crank Theories of Everything, at least of Everything in the Recent Past, is that we are dealing (badly) with COVID trauma we’d mostly prefer to pretend never happened.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/07/2026
say what you will about AI, always-on voice recording and auto dictation has been a game changer for my workflows. Save post and close app. Yeah Footlong meatball sub on white. No veggies. Don't toast it. Ranch and barbecue sauce. Yeah, ranch and bargecue sauce. More. More. Little more please
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