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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That big boy, that big bitch, for all weather
Bactrian camel in the wind
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't think they'll ever recreate what it was like to be on twitter in the 2010s. Soap opera stuff happening constantly. Poster you were vaguely aware of involved in federal fentanyl bust. Poster whose jokes you occasionally liked posed as his aunt (or wife?) for 6 years. Pastor who steals jokes
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
yeah I use ai, I am ai-ming to drink some beers tonight
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 02/10/2026
This story is great but man I am laughing at how much this guy looks like Michael McDonald - did any other genes even make it in? If you told me that he’d been the result of asexual reproduction by Michael McDonald I’d believe you
A guy who looks basically 1:1 like Michael McDonald who recently found out Michael McDonald is his biological father
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Permit data artistry with your stunning info? 😃 🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀 ✨ Surrender my personals ✨ 🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀 🤮ᵃˢˢᵉʳᵗ ᵐʸ ᶜʳᵘᵈᵉ ᵖʳᵉᶠᵉʳᵉⁿᶜᵉ🤮
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The Go Off Kings @gooffkings.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
mikanky
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Suffering does not necessarily make your art better, but as long as you're suffering, you may as well get some art out of it.
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years
cj @futurevictim_ tweet from 1:17 AM • 12 Sep 21

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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ILLBRAD 🔞 @blasternation.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
CHANGE MY PIK UP SMACK MY BULB ORP
Edited screenshot of red Pikmin but with the Prodigy: The Fat of the Land album logo on it.
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The Man of Astoria @depechejoe.bsky.social · 13/09/2024
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Asher is left to face the fall alone @asherball.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The A's just did one of the coolest things I've seen in their broadcast: Just unfiltered audio of the live director calling a Lawrence Butler plate appearance...that went about as well as they could have hoped for.
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UrineInTeapot @demilardner.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
WELL. HERE IT IS youtu.be/uLFVQhip93k?...
youtu.be
Dates and Apes | Broden Kelly and Tom Walker
YouTube video by Grouse House
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 23/08/2026
we’re at costco and my husband ordered a hot dog from the cashier and the guy said “what flavor” and my husband said wat and costco guy said “jk there’s only one flavor. it’s hot dog” and my husband said dammit you did this to me last time and the costco cashier collapsed in giggles
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Kiefo Nilsson @kiefonilsson.com · 23/08/2026
youtu.be/sRkKfKYxvdE?...
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Fat Boys Are Back
YouTube video by Fat Boys - Topic
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SpookMind: The Cortex of Fear @itsphetz.bsky.social · 13/08/2024
escorting a scientist
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Oh yeah, the headache that makes you wrong about Gundam
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 17/08/2026
Need to see what a dog’s HUD looks like. Need to see that inventory screen. Where is the science on this
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John Self @john-self.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Damien Owens’ tweet from 2022:

“I’m 50. All celebrity news looks like this:

‘CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA? K-SMOG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT’

but I’ve changed “celebrity” to “business”
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
A venn diagram about car companies

The three circles are labeled:
1. Founded by antisemitic lunatic
2. Has made cars that were infamously unsafe to drive
3. Founder was coke-up out of his gourd

Ford (Henry Ford) is 1 and 2
Volkswagen (founded indirectly by Hitler) is 1 and 3
DMC (John DeLorean) is 2 and 3
Tesla (Elon Musk) is 1 2 and 3 right in the middle of the venn diagram
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Furry Found Footage ➡️ FURPOC @furryfootage.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Cover art for Bob Morris' book "Greetings from Florida" (1982) by Jim Mozzatta
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
RT if you love Pizza!!! 1 like = 1 slice
Wife of 20 years hates sex with me
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Tokusatsu GIFs @tokugifs.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The High School Heroes (2021) Episode 1
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/07/2026
say what you will about AI, always-on voice recording and auto dictation has been a game changer for my workflows. Save post and close app. Yeah Footlong meatball sub on white. No veggies. Don't toast it. Ranch and barbecue sauce. Yeah, ranch and bargecue sauce. More. More. Little more please
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
i am tankist and i am campie. when you spawn you’re getting a faceful of my 120mm cannon
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Yes, the Problems are bad, but this is no time for radical things like Solutions
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Ever dream this man? Every night, all over the world, hundreds of people see this face in their dreams.
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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Mikke-chan is a ballet-dancing calico cat from Hirakata City.
A calico cat with a red skirt and pink ribbon on her head is ballet dancing on a stage.
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jimpers crimpers @jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com · 13/04/2025
it's true
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
it's sooo funny that the marvel movies eventually replicated the exact thing people disliked about the comics and preferred the movies for: overstuffed event crossovers that intimidate readers, demand you look at a whole bunch of other shit to know the story, and don't even tell a good story
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glenn @neutralfaygohotel.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Beetle Moses picked up where Gary Larson left off (complementary)
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stupid man @porktartare.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
In Final Fantasy X, Auron keeps one of his arms in a sling and has alcohol on him at all times. This is a reference to the fact that he is 35.
Auron from FFX
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: three friends sit around a table. The guy in the middle looks downtrodden and his friends are trying to comfort him. The friend to the left says, “look man— I know you’re sad about the breakup.” Panel 2: “So I invited the Bongo Dolphin.” Entering stage right is a dolphin standing upright, wearing a straw hat, sunglasses, a Cuba Vera patterned shirt, and is playing the bongos. Panel 3: the sad friend is coyly looking away trying to hide a smile. His two friends and the Bongo Dolphin are smiling with him. The friend on the left says, “I see a smile…”
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
bitch I can’t fucking go piss in five states because of you, I don’t want to hear about encroachments on personal life
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
post by leyawn

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say lindsey graham died from smoking a cigar because the cigar exploded in his face and his pants and socks and underwear flew off and then he dropped the cigar on his penis which also exploded. don’t say stuff like that

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good morning everyone. his penis exploded
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
A man says "I'm glad we're on the top layer of this infinite recursion." Another man says "yeah, that means we're the original version of the guys in the picture." They are staring at a picture of themselves having this exchange, who are in turn staring at a smaller picture of them having this exchange, who are in turn staring at an even smaller picture of them having this exchange ad infinitum.
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Calc Becomes Her @hotcalc.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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Cory Snearowski @handle.invalid · 04/07/2026
They’re playing Usher right now on the dance floor… I can feel it…
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ceej @ceej.online · 29/06/2026
JOKER: Not so fast, Bat-JERK! My LAUGHBangs will leave you BLIND as a BAT! BLUESKY BATMAN: Oof. Many people suffer from reduced vision. Not funny. JOKER: It's like, it's a pun. It's just wordplay. BLUESKY BATMAN: Sorry if I'm not in the mood for "jokes" while SCOTUS shreds our constitutional rights
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