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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Giorgio Moroder
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens
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LinkedIn Park @jasonkbates.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
It's a brick and is drowning slowly
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Julia Is Waving, Not Drowning @booktweeting.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
every two words is an entire Dickens novel
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 29/05/2026
have we considered that flo rida and vanilla ice might be locked in a deadly game of chicken where both performers have their entire net worth tied up in elaborate parallel kalshi bets that they will be the last act to drop out? I am asking us to consider it
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
“but you’re not posting about it” yeah so I don’t get kicked off this platform for making legally actionable threats about a college softball game, have we met
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
/Kiwi Accent "Victor Wembanyama. Wemby."
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 20/05/2026
A medieval French peasant checks his calendar
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 11/03/2026
and yeah Jac Caglianone is a real son of the Tampa Unione d'Italia, he belongs on that roster as much as anybody
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Chris Mohney @chrismohney.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I’ve seen enough: Zendaya is Meechee
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 03/03/2026
Thinking, as one does, about how Richard Nixon probably heard Nirvana
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
i'd hit a pentuple axel every time he yells "THERE'S A BOMB IN MY CAAAAARRR"
youtu.be
Geese - Trinidad (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Geese
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The War on Cars @thewaroncars.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.
halftime show fromt eh supebowl showing a set on the field featuring a nyc bodega
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 24/04/2024
STEPHIN MERRITT: Am I original? CLAUDIA GONSON: Yeah STEPHIN MERRITT: Am I the only one? CLAUDIA GONSON: Yeah STEPHIN MERRITT: Am I sexual? CLAUDIA GONSON: Yeah STEPHIN MERRITT: Am I everything you need? CLAUDIA GONSON: You better rock your body now
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 06/02/2026
Which countries sent the most athletes per capita to the 2026 Winter Olympics? Liechtenstein clears the field by sending 8 athletes from a population of 40,023, meaning roughly 1 out of every 5,000 Liechtensteiners is at the Olympics. This is a deeply unserious and extremely important statistic.
International Sickos Rankings:
Population Per Athlete. Which Countries Are Hoarding Olympians?
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Population per Athlete
Athletes
Population
1 Liechtenstein
5,003
8
40,023
2
Andorra
12,157
7
85,101
3
Latvia
27,393
68
1,862,700
4 San Marino
33,950
1
33,950
5
Monaco
38,367
1
38,367
6
Estonia
42,959
32
1,374,687
7
Switzerland
51,323
175
8,981,565
8
Finland
54,207
103
5,583,284
Slovenia
57,404
37
2,123,949
10 Norway
69,530
80
5,562,363
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 16/01/2026
We made it
Scrooge asking what day it is. Why it’s whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil sir
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Grammy voters in 2015, for some reason:
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Right after Cameron Winter says "thank you very much, we have one last song."
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Kennedy Center.
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 12/12/2025
This is unquestionably the best looking football game of the season, right
Falcons in their black with red helmet and Bucs in the creamsicle orange wqith buccaneer bruce helmet
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Ariel Edwards-Levy @aedwardslevy.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
"there's a new serif in town"
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 05/11/2025
not the lesson everyone will grab onto tonight but this proves soundcloud rappers are the future of electoral politics
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Dr. Meredith Wills ⚾️⚾️👀 @bbl-astrophyscs.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Who did it better?
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a person sitting on the ground with a sign that says raygun us on it
Alt: Ray Gun competing in 2024 Olympics for break dancing
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
I’ve never seen Canadians sing their anthem so pointedly and aggressively
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Anne Thériault @annetheriault.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Post from sports writer Andy McCullough reads: “I requested the great Dieter Ruehle play Depeche Mode’s “Personal Jesus” on the organ, and he obliged. Someone must deliver us from this game, and it might as well be the songwriter Martin Gore.”
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Bobby Silverman @robertsilverman.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I’m watching the World Series. I’m taking part o the Stanford prison experiment. I’m at the combination World Series/Stanford prison experiment
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Guess I'm not the target demographic for the Jonas Brothers considering the only song of theirs that I've heard is "My Name Is Jonas." (great song, though)
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 18/10/2025
Every summer, the Sickos Committee celebrates non-NCAA collegiate championships from all sorts of sports and competitions. Here's Part 1, which includes Ballroom Dance (Minnesota), Crop Judging (Kansas State), and Hurling (Purdue). Let us know what your school won down below!
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
should’ve charged the mound
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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Me 5 seconds into someone explaining a board game
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
HONEYBAKED HOCKEY
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John Carpenter’s Halloran @profhalloran.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
A screencap of the classic Star Wars crawl. 

The text reads:

Episode X

The Last Temptation of Christ

It is a time of great turmoil in the Roman Empire. JESUS, a humble Judean carpenter beginning to see that he is the son of GOD, is drawn into revolutionary action against the Roman occupiers by JUDAS—despite his protestations that love, not violence, is the path to salvation. The burden of being the savior of mankind torments JESUS throughout his life, leading him to doubt. As he is put to death on the cross, Jesus is tempted by visions of an ordinary life…
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Tim Rooney @urbaneturtle.com · 31/07/2025
Obsessed with this photo of Mr. Rogers that looks almost exactly like The Onion sickos guy.
photo of Mr. Rogers that looks almost exactly like The Onion sickos meme guy
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
NYC Mass Shooting Was Nearly Impossible to Prevent, Experts Say
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
The fucked up thing about Hulk Hogan dying now is that Trump gets to appoint his replacement
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magic @magicswordk.ing · 24/07/2025
happy "thinking about thos Beans" day to all who celebrate
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john freiler @johnfreiler.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
the epstein footage is missing a minute because jeffrey started singing hey jude in his cell. justice dept doesn’t want to pay for the licensing. somewhat understandable
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inthefade @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 04/07/2025
good morning and happy 4th of july - the day we celebrate the 20th anniversary of an iconic sufjan album. @cosperclick.bsky.social takes us on a personal journey through the record in honor of its birthday today ihavethatonvinyl.com/essays/920-y...
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20 Years of Feeling the Illinoise: Predatory Wasps, Queer Longing, and Spiritual Wonder
I’ve never asked Ben if he read Pitchfork back then, but it seems obvious in retrospect. His music taste was cool and unlike anything any of my friends were listening to. David offered to load up my i...
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Helena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
“you come up with a mean nickname to call this guy on TV?” “sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked”
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
So many felicitous side effects of unionized industry
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 07/06/2025
Floride has turned around its recent string of big losses
FLORIDE 5 EDMONTON 4 on french canadian tv
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
We are at risk of a second US Senator who's gone 1-7 in conference play www.ajc.com/politics/202...
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Georgia legend Vince Dooley's son Derek considers run for Senate
Derek Dooley, son of famed University of Georgia football Coach Vince Dooley, is considering a run for the U.S. Senate against Democratic incumbent Jon Ossoff
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Finally, a NYT headline I like.
8 Ways Musk and Trump Could Inflict Pain on Each Other
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David Hale @adavidhalejoint.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
This is the actual job listing for an actual journalism job at an actual newspaper that still espouses to care about the job. Unreal.
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yoshimi red @yoshimired.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
in the eighties every band had an album called "Tokyo nights" where they all put on geisha stuff for the cover and the titular track would have a chorus where a robot voice said "Nintendo Sony, samurai, I see the beauty in your eyes". If you refused to do this you were shot
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Are you kidding me? Tom Petty came from nothing. He came from less than nothing, he came from Gainesville.
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Maggie Serota @maggieserota.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Thinking about being alive at the same time as a pope who probably maybe ordered a shorti on a Wawa touchpad.
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