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LinkedIn Park @jasonkbates.bsky.social · 3h
Oh that's nasty.
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From the soccer community on Reddit: Ireland [1] - 0 Austria - Troy Parrott 12'
Explore this post and more from the soccer community
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LinkedIn Park @jasonkbates.bsky.social · 3h
Trying to resist nitpicking someone blaming the federal government for the botched execution. There's plenty to be mad at them about, but this is the State of Tennessee's fault.
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LinkedIn Park @jasonkbates.bsky.social · 4h
the pene gesserit
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LinkedIn Park @jasonkbates.bsky.social · 6h
Nature decided that I needed humbling today: - The aforementioned tick I found - Stung by sniper wasp on ear five minutes into hike - Took a precision air strike from an acorn to the dome at hike turnaround - Had a poor fall that could've been much worse at final ascent of hike Message received.
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LinkedIn Park @jasonkbates.bsky.social · 8h
I love on YouTube when you can tell you're just one poorly considered video preview from reopening the right wing pipeline. I watched a dude build a Viking shield from mostly period correct materials, and I'm one startlingly pale content creator view away from pulling the floodgates.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 8h
Look how cool these stances are.
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LinkedIn Park @jasonkbates.bsky.social · 10h
(gif of Michael B. Jordan in Creed yelling "But he a killer though, right?" goes here)
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LinkedIn Park @jasonkbates.bsky.social · 11h
just found a very small tick on me, so that's not great
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LinkedIn Park @jasonkbates.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is this anything?
meme format of senators holding up a white posterboard that reads:
I was gone off that booty shit
I consider mids loud
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LinkedIn Park @jasonkbates.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula
static.klipy.com
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LinkedIn Park @jasonkbates.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There’s a version of this Schmitt thing to had with the I Consider Mids Loud bit. I’m too lazy to do it, but it’s there.
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LinkedIn Park @jasonkbates.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lithium Dewteride
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Yabbs @yabbbs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Credit to @cjzero.bsky.social for the video portion. 3-day tape delay for @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social After-Dark made some neurons fire today.
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LinkedIn Park @jasonkbates.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Red(ish) sky at morning
peach and orange clouds at sunrise
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LinkedIn Park @jasonkbates.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When you remember Iowa fans frequently refer to their team as the "Hawks".
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hamiltonburglar.bsky.social @hamiltonburglar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is Katie Britt sitting next to the Missouri senator the second Jack Smith said he remembers going to an Iowa at Maryland that month & her immediately realizing what’s going on. This is as he’s finishing saying “I went to an Iowa at Maryland game to watch Caitlin Clark.”
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LinkedIn Park @jasonkbates.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
/bursts into senate hearing, sucking wind to deliver a message only too late
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LinkedIn Park @jasonkbates.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@502eire.bsky.social this is the crux of it
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LinkedIn Park @jasonkbates.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Happy Birthday, friend! @glitterburrito.bsky.social
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LinkedIn Park @jasonkbates.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That's a damning comparison, but not in the way I believe he intends.
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LinkedIn Park @jasonkbates.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Weekend Update: Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei on AI’s Threat to Humanity - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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LinkedIn Park @jasonkbates.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You had me at "body farm".
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The Cycle (2026) Official Trailer
YouTube video by The Creepy Calendar
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LinkedIn Park @jasonkbates.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I really should've tried to see Brad Mehldau with the Nashville Symphony this past weekend. This sucks.
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Nashville Symphony suspends 2026-27 season, furloughs staff amid ‘financial emergency’
The Nashville Symphony has declared a “financial emergency” and says the upcoming season has been canceled amid a massive operating budget deficit.
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LinkedIn Park @jasonkbates.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The two photos of John Mateer, the football, and Georgia defenders are an absolute treat if you, like me, have no idea what conspired to make their positioning even possible.
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LinkedIn Park @jasonkbates.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
we's cheatin'
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LinkedIn Park @jasonkbates.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Enjoying the season with a pumpkin spice ice cream sandwich like an adult!
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LinkedIn Park @jasonkbates.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Peter Thiel's antichrist lecture has come to town today, it seems.
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LinkedIn Park @jasonkbates.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The nine I'm going with: Metal Gear Solid Resident Evil 3 Borderlands 2 NCAA Football 12 Starship Titanic Star Wars: The Old Republic The Division 2 Path of Exile Donkey Kong
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Watching this in zoomed slow-mo I didn’t know what the play was gonna be for like 40 seconds. Defending it in real speed you probably don’t even know what happened until a Troop trucks you at full speed
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LinkedIn Park @jasonkbates.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Y'all, the woods when it's only like 80F outside kick so much ass. Shout out to the woods.
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LinkedIn Park @jasonkbates.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Many a funny bit in this.
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James Austin Johnson | He'll Yeah (Full Comedy Special)
YouTube video by 800 Pound Gorilla Media
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LinkedIn Park @jasonkbates.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I like that the Toronto Symphony Orchestra is equipped with ample side mirrors. Makes it much easier for the conductor when backing out of the driveway.
Violins and violas performing on stage. Behind the orchestra is a large round mirror hanging from the backdrop.
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LinkedIn Park @jasonkbates.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's funny Aubrey mentioned channel flipping in the context of TikTok in the most recent bonus episode of @maintenancephase.bsky.social, because that's what the audio of Mike scrolling through sounded like: someone channel flipping it the other room.
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LinkedIn Park @jasonkbates.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
About 15 minutes left in After Dark, what did Chris Simms say that he had to walk back? I have no context.
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LinkedIn Park @jasonkbates.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Enjoying the true Souls-like experience: restarting a fight every two minutes for hours because I keep dying to a boss's second phase.
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LinkedIn Park @jasonkbates.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a fucking horse!
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LinkedIn Park @jasonkbates.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No! no no no no
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LinkedIn Park @jasonkbates.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Being able to see your delivery person’s vehicle while waiting for the delivery isn’t good. I’m now convinced my delivery person is having their first day on Earth as they’ve taken nearly half an hour to make two deliveries in a neighborhood with three streets.
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LinkedIn Park @jasonkbates.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ate too much pizza, in a tummy hort situation
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LinkedIn Park @jasonkbates.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Took three hours and a funnier outcome than Texas/Tennessee was provided. Best sport.
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
POETIC JUSTICE PUT IT IN A SONG
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LinkedIn Park @jasonkbates.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lol. Lmao.
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LinkedIn Park @jasonkbates.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If I was in Knoxville for the game I'd probably be pretty irritated by the result, but from home that was a very silly entertaining game.
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LinkedIn Park @jasonkbates.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is the ideal viewing experience.
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LinkedIn Park @jasonkbates.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Man, stadiums in Florida be having power issues, huh?
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LinkedIn Park @jasonkbates.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If you're watching Tennessee Vols football, you know why you're there.
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LinkedIn Park @jasonkbates.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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LinkedIn Park @jasonkbates.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
THE ARISTOCRATS!
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LinkedIn Park @jasonkbates.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hahahaha we suck again!
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LinkedIn Park @jasonkbates.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The flash flood offense
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