b73tt.bsky.social @b73tt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026see also www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zKE...youtube.comTom Gabel "Anna Is A Stool Pigeon"YouTube video by Against Me! 000
Reposted by @b73tt.bsky.socialjon christian @jonchristian.net · 30/09/2026NEW: People who chug their own piss have emerged as MAJOR supporters of AI futurism.com/artificial-i...futurism.comPeople Who Drink Their Own Pee Are Obsessed With AI, Using It to Reassure Themselves That It's a Miraculous Cure-AllUrine therapy devotees are sharing ways to break past AI guardrails in order to brainstorm ways to use pee as medicine. 1602572651
Reposted by @b73tt.bsky.socialIan Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses 227131663348
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Reposted by @b73tt.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 01/09/2026Physical Media Collector Pumped For Downfall Of Humanity theonion.com/physical-media-collect… 311716233
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Reposted by @b73tt.bsky.socialEd Zitron @edzitron.com · 16/06/2026Exclusive: I have seen OpenAI's audited financials for 2024 and 2025. In 2025, OpenAI had $13.07 billion in revenue and $34 billion in costs. $867 million of its revenue came from SoftBank, and $303 million came from Microsoft. www.wheresyoured.at/exclusive-op...wheresyoured.atExclusive: OpenAI Losses Increased Nearly 8X in 2025, With Spending Hitting $34 BillionSoundtrack: In Flames - Colony To further support my independent journalism, please subscribe to my premium newsletter. It’s $7 a month or $70 a year. If you’re subscribed to the free newsletter and ... 9133041088
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Reposted by @b73tt.bsky.socialHank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 11/06/2026In Engish, turkeys are named after the country Turkiye. In Turkiye, they're called "Hindi" named after India. In Hindi, they're sometimes called "Peru" named after...Peru. In Peru they're called "pavo" named after peacocks. Peacocks don't have a word for turkeys. 822626233
Reposted by @b73tt.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 09/06/2026Commentary: I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake theonion.comI Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try CakeHello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where the... 9492112225
Reposted by @b73tt.bsky.socialIan Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 02/06/2026Someone actually did a study a while back that showed the most effective way to get women out of TERF groups wasn’t people trying to change their minds, it was them getting literally any benign hobby, like learning other languages or taking up needlework 146107482607
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Reposted by @b73tt.bsky.socialDeviant Ollam ツ @deviantollam.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Guess what I learned today? At exactly 7:24 in the morning, the sunlight this time of year is at an angle such that it streams across a chimney roof some distance away and casts this shadow on my window. 👤🪟 My third story window. I was... surprised, to say the least. 😅 1413714
Reposted by @b73tt.bsky.socialdan mentos @danmentos.com · 30/04/2026I can’t afford the fancy AI apps so instead I’ve fallen in love with Google Authenticator 948151
Reposted by @b73tt.bsky.socialmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 30/04/2026went to a restaurant i haven’t been to in like 14 years for lunch and they didn’t have the sandwich i like anymore. this really makes you think about society 1774324
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Reposted by @b73tt.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 30/04/2026This Weeks Onion Magazine: You’re Not Wrong, Babies Are Getting Worse: Enshittification Comes For A Once-Beloved Classic 606519974
Reposted by @b73tt.bsky.socialCraig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 28/04/2026"Holy fucking shit! Ruben's hat just got him in huge trouble in a meeting. Mr. Dombrowski made Ruben take off his hat. He said it was distracting. He said if anyone disagreed, he'd let Ruben keep the hat on. Nobody said shit, dude, nobody said shit." 9695
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Reposted by @b73tt.bsky.socialJesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 28/04/2026you ever get, like. take out food. and then the next day you gotta cook dinner. and you're like, what the fuck is this shit. what do you mean i gotta make the onion smaller before i gotta eat. what do you mean there's like ten other steps past make onion smaller 61017
Reposted by @b73tt.bsky.socialWeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 28/04/2026This is Franklin. He prefers plain whipped cream, but his humans keep putting sprinkles in first. Can’t complain about the serving size though. 14/10 (TT: franklins_life) 1114520325
Reposted by @b73tt.bsky.socialCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 28/04/2026People will ask, were the 90s really all that great and I'm like buddy, have you heard the Hackers soundtrack? Have you watched the movie Hackers? All of your answers are in there 2854384
Reposted by @b73tt.bsky.socialMircalla @inplacesdeep.bsky.social · 25/04/2026I'm not the first to note this but AI psychosis just seems to be "experience what it's like to have yes men" and shows what has happened to any billionaire who has any kind of public profile 172566848
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